Fell a bit shamefaced about this, this morning.
Bloke at work suggested an evening drink or two down the local last night to go and check out the quiz night. Decided to drink the guest ale.
Got the round in, where I was met with "Why did you buy a grandad's drink" followed with "bloody hell what a crap pint, you can go on someone else's team" then finished with "you'll probably sip it like a jessie, ha ha keep up if you can"
I gave him a right mouthfull he didnt even know what Fuggle hops were I love my ale drunk it from Vancouver to Mexico toured Denmark and Sweden etc etc.
Really pissed me off last night, usually I can take a ribbing but a nerve was touched, quite surprised me.
Should of glassed him.
"You are what you drink and you're a bitter man".
To paraphrase one of the greats.
Come on be fair.. you were drinking a half.
Should of glassed him
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Oh I see it's a joke thread.
😆 I am flattered
I am flattered
You shouldn't be. Not with that pile of shite you ride.
Your pint's a poof!
😥 Now I am feeling hurt, you nasty bully.
anyone got a "cool story bro" pic?
sorry I couldn't resist.. 😀
If I got upset every time someone slagged off my bike I would need medication 🙁
Here you are Dez
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Pigface, the man who took IPA to a lager party.
anyone got a "cool story bro" pic?
No, but I have this one:
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I used to get nervous waiting on the start line at pub crawls.
Looking around at all the super lagers that my mates were lining up , and thinking how plain my pint was in comparison.
Shirley these folk are gonna leave me in a gutter by my sixth pint.
Flag dropped and where were a lot of the big drinkers ?
Bloody light weights..
Oh yeah.
Soldier ,it ain't about the % alcohol
Ah, thank you Jamie. I thought it a little odd 😀
It really is a good idea to read every single thing on these forums or you miss out on some of the in-jokes.
These 'joke threads' are never as funny as the OP thinks they are. Now I hate this phrase but that really is a fact.
You should have just agreed that it was truly a Gaylords pint and that he would look good wearing it as you threw it over him.
These 'joke threads' are never as funny as the OP thinks they are.
mean boy 🙁
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Well, it made me go read the other thread, and that [i]was[/i] funny. So it served a purpose in it's own little way.
Admit it you were drinking this .....
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These 'joke threads' are never as funny as the OP thinks they are. Now I hate this phrase but that really is a fact.
True dat, yo!
Mines a glassof red. Even at Southampton uni in 94 bar keeps used to warn against it due to locals.
I said foook off and pour the damn thing!
I am confused
I am confused
Basically, Hora likes a glass of red, and he is such a double hard bastard, he even drinks it in front of the locals.
Well that's one post explained Jamie but the entire thread is confusing me
And anyway he was in Southampton, the only thing they might get their southern knickers in a twist about is the fact it wasn't babysham.
You ain't been to that thar Southarmpton, I'm guessing
Hora was in Scumpton in 94?
Uni or the Dimstitute?
You ain't been to that thar Southarmpton, I'm guessing
Live in between Southampton and Portsmouth so yes 🙂