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Hi Trying to compile a "now thats what i call anoying" made up from catchy annoying music that gets stuck in your head. I want to play it to school kids on out trip to France, just so i don't have to put up with thier modern stuff.
Track One, Hanson Ummbop
track two - barbie girl
Tight Fit - the Lion Sleeps Tonight
Continuing the 'Mmm' theme:
Crash Test Dummies: 'Mmm mmm mmm mmm'
Whigfield!
St. Winnifred's School Choir: 'There's No-One Quite Like Grandma'
Surely Crazy Frog is the most annoying 'music' ever, though?
Crazy Frog
'I'm Too Sexy' - Right Said Fred
'Copa Cabana' - Bazza Manilow
New Seekers: 'I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing'
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Birdy dance?
popcorn by Gershon Kingsley
Black Lace - everything by them
Black Lace: 'Agadoo' + 'We're Having A Gang-Bang'
Grandad by Clive Dunn
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Image: 'Chicken Song'[/url]
and in a similar nostalgic old people who smell of wee kind of way;
Matchstick Men and Matchstick cats and dogs by them fellas.
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Firm: 'Startrekking'[/url]
There are several of the horrors already mentioned, in the playlist on this link.
RudeFred - stop posting things just before me!
Anyway:
Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
Star Trekkin (dont know who sang it) is insanely annoying and I was singing it in the kitchen the other day 😳
Beat me to it RudeBoy
Why not use this as a backing image?
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Eric - Flat Beat[/url]
EYE BLEACH!!! I need eye bleach NOW
The Wurzels: [url=
]'I Am A Cider Drinker'[/url], and the seminal classic, [url=
]'Combine Harvester'[/url]
Oo-aar oo-aar!
Now I feel slightly travel sick but that Hoff thing has me hypnotised...
Joe Dolce: 'Shaddapayaface'
****'s sake, Flashy; WHY????
Fred, are you browsing your CD collection?
😈 Just seemed to fit the thread! 😈
How about some Village People singing 'Macho macho man'?
John Shuttleworth: [url=
]'Pigeons In Flight' [/url] (With added über-annoying Wossy content)
Genius.
And in a previous incarnation...
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'Fit hadn't been for cotton eye joe, i'd ben married long time ago, where did ya come from where did ya go, where did ya come from Cotton Eye Joe?
all together now!....
RudeBoy - Member
Continuing the 'Mmm' theme: Crash Test Dummies: 'Mmm mmm mmm mmm'
What??? That track is anything but annoying.
😯
Paul McArtney - Frog Chorus
to quote our very own IHN from the other day "John Kettley is a weatherman"
Oh and IHN, dare I mention Russ Abbott??
bitch.
Ooh, ooh, what about:
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
You know you make me wanna SHOUT..."
Why thank you. Enjoy Long Mynd. I hear there's a great atmosphere up there.
And, of course, how could I forget:
"Mnaar-mnaar
do dooo do doo do..."
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Big fish little fish cardboard box[/url]
*Lee Marvin mega deep voice mode*
I was bo-orn, under a wan-dring starrr
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