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Trouble is, I've done a Lady Macbeth on it, bikebouy. There may have been ... residue (groans), but I was too distracted by the overpowering scent of Burt to notice...
crap in it.
Was having a cr*p day at work. Logged onto STW. Saw this thread. Read it. Brilliant. Thank you STW for brightening up my day. Camo16 I hope it wasn't anything untoward in your coffee, you don't deserve it after making me LOL at home alone..................
I've done a Lady Macbeth on it
Ah yes.
Macbeth, Act 5, scene 1:
Lady Macbeth: "Yet here's a spot... Out, damn'd smegma! out, I say.. Who would have thought the old man to have had so much in him?"
(Yeah that's right. Shakespeare jokes. Because that is how thou rollest.)
crap in it.
I was considering a sneaky poo I admit, but even if I aimed perfectly and nobody walked in would it stir out?
@ Nacho, happy to oblige. 😉
I know what it is!
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Maybe he's OCD with germs and he's just washed the cups very very well but not rinsed them properly afterwards?
Someone dripped some soap in the sugar/coffee jar?
Milk gone off?
cross contamination of cleaning fluid of some sort?
freshly mouthwashed phlegm?
Ok, so you've exhausted most avenues.. "coughs louder"
Me now thinkie the leeetle mannn siiiimplie washieeee upeee your cupppie and not rinseeee it proppperslike.
Ariel Washing Up Liquid anyone?
EDIT:
Oh ar*e, beaten to the solution
😆 @ Cougar
Okay, I'm leaving this now... Let bygones and all that. Thanks guys!
Youre missing something, if it tastes kinda salty he might have had a 'hand shandy' in it.
Well you could replace the milk for it.
It wasnt a cappuchino was it?
ph33r my l33t Photoshopping skilz. Or something.