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Well that absolutely proves my point

It really doesn't.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 11:56 am
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I bet the officers mess in those cavalry regiments is full of free thinking, open minded people, who reflect the broad make up of our society.

Well, if you are going to distil your whole view of the army down to a cavalry regiment officers mess, then I can see why you are a little confused.  Perhaps visit an officers mess in garrison of mixed cap badges, a sergeants or corporals mess in an infantry battalion or any number of squadron/unit bars to get a more rounded view.  I've no idea what you do for a living, but if I was to extrapolate from your posts on here, exactly how everyone in your profession thought, behaved or how brain washed they were, would that be reasonable?


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 11:59 am
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A quick google suggests that ‘nearly 50%’ of army officers went to public school, compared to less than 10% of the general population

You know the military pays for that for soldiers kids too right? So the stats may not confirm what you think.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 11:59 am
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Given all the stuff the Brexies came out with about overpaid, unelected folk holding senior positions representing their countries, have Farage, Rees-Mogg et al spoken out against the coronation yet?

I bet they’re just biding their time for maximum impact. 😉


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 12:03 pm
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Not really a reflection of wider society.

Fair point @kilo, at least the armed forces recognise it, publish statistics about it, and are trying to improve it


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 12:06 pm
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Military.

Look at it one way its " esprit de corps"   Look from a different direction its indoctrination

Without it a military could not function.  Its also often stated that those fighting doing it for their buddies as thats concrete and immediate - not for an intangible like a country of a monarch.  Its not 100% - I guess the Ukranians have a lot of thought for their country but when the bullets start flying.......?


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 12:12 pm
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I guess the Ukranians have a lot of thought for their country but when the bullets start flying…….?

Don't ****ing die, don't let your mates ****ing die.

When the rounds start whizzing, all the patriotic jingoism that some may hold belief in abandons you real quick. Nothing like your life genuinely being in mortal danger to focus the mind on what is important in life.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 12:17 pm
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You know the military pays for that for soldiers kids too right? So the stats may not confirm what you think.

Good point, quite a few friends went to boarding school due to parents posting.

Including a woman of definitely non-white origin, just to mess up the stereotypes even further


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 12:33 pm
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Pretty accurately sums it up OP. The Royal family could be wiped from the face of the earth tomorrow and it wouldn't even warrant a shrug of the shoulders from me. Appreciate the extra BH though - looking forward to spending the day biking/fishing/gardening/tinkering with cars.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 12:40 pm
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Good point, quite a few friends went to boarding school due to parents posting.

Including a woman of definitely non-white origin, just to mess up the stereotypes even further

I left a bog standard comprehensive school at 16 to join the army as an apprentice technician.  Both of my 'kids' (now in their 30s) went to boarding school for part of my time in the army, it was the only way they could get continuity of education as I moved around during key teaching/exam stages.  Before boarding school they also attended state schools in Scotland and Northern Ireland as well as forces schools in Germany and Cyprus.

Neither joined the forces, but if they did - thinking they were from a 'posh' background because they went to boarding school would have been a mistake.  Quite a lot of ex public school service personnel who followed their parents into the military are in the same situation.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 12:44 pm
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the Army is overwhelmingly white (10% in non-commissioned ranks and 2% of officers are BAME and a large proportion of these aren’t UK nationals) 

The officers' position is obviously wildly unrepresentative of UK society.

But noncomissioned ranks being 10% BAME when the UK as a whole is a touch less than 13% BAME isn't wildly out of skew.

https://populationdata.org.uk/uk-population/#Ethnic_groups_in_the_UK


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 1:10 pm
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Not all but much more than a fraction.

Don't you know how fractions work?

Can you explain why there would be people wearing spurs when going to dinner at 7.00pm on a Wednesday but don’t have a horse?

Possibly the same reason that the pubs are often full of middle-aged blokes wearing football strips despite not having kicked a ball since they were 16.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 1:26 pm
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But noncomissioned ranks being 10% BAME when the UK as a whole is a touch less than 13% BAME isn’t wildly out of skew.

38.7% of the BAME personnel aren’t UK nationals so the percentage is arguably a lot less representative


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 1:37 pm
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On the non-commissioned percentages you’d probably need to correct for sociology-economic background too

The prevailing socio-economic backgrounds in the general UK population that typical in the non-commissioned ranks will probably be higher than 13% BAME in that general population.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 2:11 pm
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I think this is the actual reason for the coronation ceremony - so you lot arguing up above can have a street party, get drunk and have naked group hugs and argue about the colour of the boathouse in Heffeeffudd


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 2:31 pm
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get drunk and have naked group hugs and argue about the colour of the boathouse in Heffeeffudd

So long as they stick to beer and not coffee shouldnt be to bad.
Naked hugs and someone wanting to win the argument could be very unpleasant.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 2:34 pm
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I think this is the actual reason for the coronation ceremony

@ElShalimo I don't need anything that contrived as an excuse to get naked, drunk and spin shit dits.

Only amatuers need an actual reason.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 2:50 pm
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I have a further thought on the oath business. The key elements of an oath are that the maker intends it to be a serious promise to be kept, and makes it in public or to the people affected by it or in the presence of witnesses.

The god element, if there, is a distraction. It is social pressure that will make a solemn oath more enforceable than any old promise*. So if peeps want to accept the Arch bishes invitation then they should do so at some kind of coronation gathering so there will be witnesses to it.

*Assuming it is not actually legally enforceable, which some oaths and promises are.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 2:59 pm
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I don’t need anything that contrived as an excuse to get naked, drunk and spin shit dits.

Well, that's the military for you.

😁


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 3:00 pm
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It is social pressure that will make a solemn oath more enforceable than any old promise*.

Not for me.  giving my word or saying a solemn oath are the same value to me


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 3:07 pm
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I still don't know what the colour of the boathouse is. I'll ask Sean Bean, he must know

If Sean doesn't tell me I'll ask Prolapsed Mandy


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 3:11 pm
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It is social pressure that will make a solemn oath more enforceable than any old promise

Good point, however they can still get bent. My days of doing that shit are behind me.

And more fool anyone that even broaches the subject with me.

A more likely way to achieve national unity is through addressing some of the many and far more important issues that affect people's lives and the uselessness of the clowns we've elected who should be doing just that.

Oaths and shite for average Joe public ain't it.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 3:12 pm
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I still don’t know what the colour of the boathouse is. I’ll ask Sean Bean, he must know

If Sean doesn’t tell me I’ll ask Prolapsed Mandy

State secret mate, however I can tell you what the colour on the inside is: magnolia.

Everything is effing magnolia in defence. 🤣


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 3:13 pm
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38.7% of the BAME personnel aren’t UK nationals so the percentage is arguably a lot less representative

Oh, fair enough, that does change things quite a bit (unless 39% of the whole workforce is non UK so it's a proportional reduction...)


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 3:21 pm
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If Sean doesn’t tell me I’ll ask Prolapsed Mandy

Please don't make that stick! 😂 Where's that feeling guilty emoji? 😁


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 4:08 pm
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Now is really not the time to be having these discussions.

Whatever your views, anyone with an atom of decency will reserve their thoughts until after the coronation.
It’s only seven months since the death of HRH and the focus needs to be on supporting King Charles and celebrating this magnificent occasion.

Save the discussions for later.

Hilarious post. Genuinely not sure if you're serious.

If you are, just WOW. How did you crawl that far up? Must have taken decades.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 4:12 pm
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Hilarious post. Genuinely not sure if you’re serious.

I read it as tongue in cheek


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 4:17 pm
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Everything is effing magnolia in defence

It's because magnolia goes with all colours, be they light or dark blue, or different shades of green and brown.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 4:22 pm
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There'll be loads of flag waiving morons doing this, basically because they're thicker than a block of cheddar and just ignore the many many elephants in the room.
For that lot, reality must suck. Simply put, its pure brainwashing that's led to this point. Its embarrassing for the rest of civilised society who haven't been living in ignorance since we could think for ourselves.

Your "King"

Stick that on your flags


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 4:31 pm
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I read it as tongue in cheek

My god I hope so. The sad thing is there will actually be many flag waiving cretins saying stuff like this. I mean, can you imagine being one of those idiots? Makes me nauseous


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 4:34 pm
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^^^ Seems like the royals aren't the only ones with a distaste for the public.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 5:03 pm
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I still don’t know what the colour of the boathouse is. I’ll ask Sean Bean, he must know

For the absence of any doubt....

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/ @52.0514056,-2.7211237,2a,20.6y,313.95h,92.17t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgXHj-nOW5lg26vbgEwW_Yg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 5:17 pm
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My allegiance is already to King - Chris King. It's also expensive, showy, occasionally loud and for many, has doubtable value, but I'd not have anything in it's place.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 5:18 pm
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Hilarious post. Genuinely not sure if you’re serious.

Of course they weren't. I think they even said as much later on in the thread.

Further reading

It’s all semantics. You can’t be forced to make any sort of pledge, so regardless of how the invitation is phrased, it’s simply that. Honestly, if people want to make some sort of meaningless personal pledge to the royal family, it’s their own call.

Last month I was (genuinely) invited by a co-worker to visit his local mosque. Needless to say I saw through his dancing-on-pins use of language, made my mandatory attendance, and am now a card-carrying Muslamic starting my suicide bomber training course. Bring on the virgins!

I don't know which is worse, the absolute bullshit spin that our media and the murkier corners of social media will put on a non-story, or the willingness of the proletariat to lap it up and be outraged rather than spend 30 seconds on Google.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 5:27 pm
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I saw an interview with James "nominative determinism failure" Cleverly where he was portraying this allegiance swearing as a great democratisation, as previously only aristocrats and whatnot had done the swearing thang. What a time to be alive!!


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 5:30 pm
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I saw an interview with James “nominative determinism failure” Cleverly

Rather ironic I was referring to Officers and their Sandhurst/Staff Collage dits earlier and then his name crops up.

A weapons grade belter with a magnitude of density that if sold to Ukraine he could be used as an anti-tank munition.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 5:42 pm
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I've got a mixed history with all this. I did swear an oath, not dissimilar to the wording of that proposed for the coronation in an army careers office 43 years ago. As a snot nosed 16 year old, who barely knew his arse from his elbow.  But even then, I didn't take it literally.  I rationalised it as a pledge to the country in a broader sense, rather than the monarchy and in that sense (through youthful naivety maybe) I meant it.

Older, hopefully a bit wiser and with a more liberal and republican outlook, I do find it a bit cringey.  Especially the idea of a nationwide oath swearing and certainly won't be joining in.  I do still see a place for some kind of formal affirmation for the police, forces etc. but probably without any religious or royal references.

I do understand though that for some, it is something they want to do. Whether it's because it says something to their sense of duty personal/national identity, or just because they are carried away with all the pomp and sense of occasion. I might not agree with that but it has zero impact on me so why would I get all fired up about it?  Neither do I think they are 'morons', 'cretins', 'idiots' or any of the other insults thrown about by those on here with such utter contempt for their fellow citizens.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 6:10 pm
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Neither do I think they are ‘morons’, ‘cretins’, ‘idiots’ or any of the other insults thrown about by those on here with such utter contempt for their fellow citizens.

It wouldn't be the same STW without the moral superiority though. It's why I hang around, I need my daily dose of sneering, judgemental ****s as the people I work with are quite decent and reasoned, this place definitely ensures I appreciate the good people I know. 😉


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 6:31 pm
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Hey! I'm offended. I'll have you know that neither my sneering judgemental moral superiority nor the contempt I hold for my fellow citizens has anything to do with the monarchy.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 6:36 pm
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Hey! I’m offended. I’ll have you know that neither my sneering judgemental moral superiority nor the contempt I hold for my fellow citizens has anything to do with the monarchy.

Inclusivity in action. Commendable. 😂


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 6:41 pm
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@Cougar you do make oi laarf! 😁👍


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 6:44 pm
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Inclusivity in action. Commendable. 😂

OBE?


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 6:46 pm
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OBE?

I think an MBE would be more appropriate.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 6:48 pm
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Changing the narrative, is it possible for the Tories to come up with this jolly wheeze?
Ypu can imagine a think tank group working on a way to make the populace feel involved with the whole debacle.
Then we will all feel a little bit better about ourselves. Forgetting that we are in a Tory manufactured shit storm of rising prices, inflation, spiralling debt and reduced economic output.
So the brains of the operation suggest maybe there should be some sort of pantomime style interaction between Joe public waving their plastic unrecyclable Union Jack flags and chanting along with the mantra like drugged up followers of some cult.


 
Posted : 02/05/2023 7:47 pm
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Some **** at work today said oh yes but you are happy to have the day off aren't you...well actually I'd happily come into work if they'd have me in the opposite of a strike if that were an option.


 
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