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How in the 21st century have we ended up with a scenario where exposing male flesh is taboo?

<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;">If it’s hot we should be allowed to wear suitable clothing</span>

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If it's hot, the shirt is off too, I don't care if anyone disapproves


 
Posted : 12/05/2022 5:41 pm
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They have horses on their own grounds, and go shooting, so standards are presumably high.

Hmmm, most people I know who match that description will either be;
Old money; wearing ripped, dirty, decades old clothes and probably wouldn't care what they or you wear for dinner.
New money; Dripping in designer trash, will judge you instantly if you are not clone of them.

If you not sure which they are, their choice of vehicle(s) is usually a dead giveaway.


 
Posted : 12/05/2022 6:15 pm
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Unless it’s over 25°c just wear a pair of trousers

I’m mostly in shorts from April to September

I pretty much wear shorts all year round now, never used until a few years ago. Have since put most of my trousers in the charity bins as they were just gathering dust.....


 
Posted : 12/05/2022 6:35 pm
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At the risk of a flaming I have to say I'm disappointed at the response to deck shoes. I sail and have a pair of 10 year old deck shoes that are possibly the most comfortable shoes I own. They're too scruffy to wear for a wedding, but that's not what they're for.

Vans, Etnies, Five Tens. Oh yes, they'd all look much better on a 50 year old at a wedding!


 
Posted : 12/05/2022 6:55 pm
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It's not a wedding....

And you're as old as you let yourself be/look/act


 
Posted : 12/05/2022 7:24 pm
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Talking of 50yr old blokes wearing white trainers with shorts, I got me some new Adidas today

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Posted : 12/05/2022 10:46 pm
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⬆️Get those legs shaved, this is a cycling forum don’t you know? Have we no standards anymore?


 
Posted : 12/05/2022 11:13 pm
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has anyone said that socks and sandals have been completely acceptable since agnes b sent them down the catwalk.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 2:04 am
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Thanks to this thread I just discovered Adidas Velosambas!!!
Not sure I want them, but sort of excited nonetheless.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 2:26 am
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Thanks to this thread I just discovered Adidas Velosambas!!!

I like!

Adidas


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 3:09 am
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Get those legs shaved, this is a cycling forum don’t you know? Have we no standards anymore?

Haha, not a chance

And this is a cycling forum??? 🤣


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 3:16 am
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You just need to make sure Chad, Cody, Toby, Brady and Kurt all the memo.

frat


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 6:24 am
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Reservoir Toffs 🙂


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 6:34 am
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@relapsed_mandalorian

I dreaded promotion, mainly due to the terrible clothes to be worn in the mess.

Yeah, that was the part that got me as well. Was visiting Corps HQ one day in a suit on casual day and we asked the PMC why we could not dress down like the normal people. He eventually gave in and we thankfully could ditch the jackets and ties. He chose to step down to a cravat.

Do not miss that part at all.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 8:31 am
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Don't forget the wris****ch


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 9:06 am
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Talking of 50yr old blokes wearing white trainers with shorts, I got me some new Adidas today

Are they really your feet? Cos they look child size, have you cut your toes off to avoid VAT on your shoes?


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 9:49 am
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Is that some sort of small feet/penis size dig


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 9:53 am
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Nike do some nice, not bulky skate shoes, I have a grey pair that I wear in the office. Not expensive either, got them from Deichmann and don't think I paid more than £35.

Can't vouch for how good they are on a skateboard though.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 10:44 am
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Vans Sk8 Hi.
I'm 50 and have 6 pairs at last count.
I'm currently wearing black MTE's with a mauve stripe and laces.
Scotty Cranmer BMX editions for riding.
Van Halen editions for gigs.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 11:49 am
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Stan Smith's, Novesta or if you are feeling spendy, Axel Arigato.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 12:42 pm
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OP is 80’s group ‘Wham’ and I claim my fiver


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 1:00 pm
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I’d just like to say that I love this thread. Well done everybody.

… and once again, Desert Boots.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 1:15 pm
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Are they really your feet? Cos they look child size, have you cut your toes off to avoid VAT on your shoes?

Haha

Pespective from the lens being close to my knee. Size 9


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 2:16 pm
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double post


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 2:17 pm
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What worries me is the suggestion that a short sleeved shirt should be worn. Do you want to look like an Isreali politition or a darts player? Not planning on wearing it outside your trews I hope.
Stop buggering about. Shorts are not smart.You are just letting your personal preferences get in the way of convention which you obviously care about or you wouldn't ask. Nearest you'll get to smart in shorts is with deck shoes as thats what the boaty types wear and they have some funny but nearly traditional idea. Long socks of course. No shirt with a collar should be worn untucked unnless its is a polo shirt AND you are playing polo. No shirt with a collar should have short sleeves unless you are playing polo or darts or pretending to look flash but actually bloody silly in some form of team or corperate kit where good taste was long abandoned.
Thought about asking your companion?


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 8:44 pm
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Male dress codes are gender concentration camps.
Free yourselves brothers.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 8:51 pm
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I'd wear these...
https://int.cariuma.com/collections/oca-low-super-plp-men/products/oca-low-green-canvas-sneaker-men

I haven't got any smart shorts though.


 
Posted : 13/05/2022 9:08 pm
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No shirt with a collar should be worn untucked unnless its is a polo shirt

Says who?

Honestly, where do people get these 'rules' from, and why do they believe anybody should obey them.


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 1:08 am
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Pssst - mattsccm is a big old square, pass it on....


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 4:08 am
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and once again, Desert Boots.

Tough choices.

‘drill’ vs ‘espadrille’/‘sharp’ vs ‘slack’


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 5:56 am
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I don't comment much on this forum these days, but felt I must thank everyone who participated in this thread. Best one this year, made me chuckle no end. Cheers! 😂


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 6:04 am
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Posted : 14/05/2022 9:37 am
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My browser keeps reloading so I may have missed another post saying this. Have you asked you partner what they think you should wear?


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 10:28 am
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For reference this is for a wedding, in Barcelona in August (bloody sister-in-law loves heat, I do not).

Barcelona in August isn't that hot, just wear some light trousers. It's a wedding and you could make a bit of an effort for just one day.

Otherwise deck shoes.


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 11:09 am
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TOTW ?

STW can be magical at times, Not often you can laugh so much and get some quality shoe shopping done at the same time.

Really like the 510 sleuthes and slip ons, but as I’m not riding I really cannot justify another pair of 510s and the Shuperb sandles, though I probably shouldn’t confess to that.

Nothing to add to the sartorial advice, think most bases have been well covered above. Agreed that black 510s wouldn’t be my go to for this, tan yes, but not stealth black.

I do wear my all black 510’s at work in the city and have been for the last 4 years or so, no one has batted an eyelid yet. Great for the Brompton too.


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 12:42 pm
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Serious answer- Vivobarefoot Gobi (I think) in brown leather, no socks.

That’s with ‘tailored’ shorts in navy and a white, well fitted, shirt tucked in.

My wife has approved this outfit for a selection of summer events, so it must be passable!


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 1:12 pm
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Barcelona in August isn’t that hot, just wear some light trousers. It’s a wedding and you could make a bit of an effort for just one day.

Otherwise deck shoes.

Yep, anyway shorts to a wedding 🙂

TBH most non-young people over here seem to wear trews unless it’s beach or holidays even when it’s 40+

An if it was a church jobby I’d really not 🙁


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 8:02 pm
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Fivetens

Or as above with the vans or etnies.
As your 49 no one cares anyway, as you pointed out, only young people buy smart clothes.
Edit: just saw its a wedding, in that case full crocket, linen trousers, shoes no socks😁
Or chinos and shoes


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 8:11 pm
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Ah a full Crocket, need to hire a decent car as well.

I’m er working on my covgut but i think I’d like to rock that look again.


 
Posted : 14/05/2022 8:21 pm
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Just been riding around the local area finding pubs inbetween night shifts - on my e-bike (with CB Mallet pedals) in my shorts and white trainers - so off the back of previous comments in this thread, I've just ordered some Velosambas 🤣

velosamba


 
Posted : 18/05/2022 7:26 pm
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