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[Closed] Aaaaawwww, bless! Poor little poppets...

MrWoppit · 2013-12-13T14:36:15Z

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "A vicar has apologised for telling children at a school assembly that Father Christmas does not exist. Some of the children, aged between 5 and 11,were in tears after the Rev Simon Tatton-Brown, 65, spoke at Charter Primary School in Chippenham, and parents have threatened to boycott Christmas services at his church. Linzi Merritt, whose son Levi 9, was at the assembly, said: "We wouldn't just walk into the church during one of his services and tell everyone Jesus isn't real. Loads of kids went home crying - it has ruined Christmas for them. "A lot of them are now questioning the existence of the tooth fairy as well. Who knows what else he has told them? He may even have been talking about Satan as well!"

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takisawa2

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You'll be telling me the tooth fairy isn't real next... 🙂

Posted : 16/12/2013 8:10 pm

CountZero

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I have, however, seen a horse fly.

Pah! I've seen a house fly! Top that, loser! 😉

Posted : 16/12/2013 8:53 pm

andrewh

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I've seen a dragon fly so there!

Posted : 16/12/2013 10:38 pm

johndoh

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What I've seen Mayfly. So bugger you all.

Posted : 16/12/2013 10:42 pm

andrewh

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But have you ever seen an elephant fly?

Posted : 16/12/2013 10:55 pm

mogrim

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What I've seen Mayfly. So bugger you all.

Pfft.. What next, a "perhapswalk"? a "canjustaboutrun"?

And a housefly or dragonfly are nothing compared to [url=

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Posted : 16/12/2013 11:00 pm

chrismac

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Next the vicar will be telling the truth that Jesus and god don't exist and are nothing more than away to control how people lived and to gain power over them

Posted : 16/12/2013 11:31 pm

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