[Closed] A post about cycling in Boston

This popped into my inbox this morning via [url= https://medium.com ]Medium[/url]
[url= http://thoughtcatalog.com/kelly-catchpole/2015/07/i-am-a-cyclist-and-i-am-here-to-****-you-up/ ]i-am-a-cyclist-and-i-am-here-to-****-you-up[/url]

The questions amused me e.g.

Question 1. Ding-ding-ding! Say now, what’s that sound? Coming from directly behind you? Could it be:

(A) me, informing you without words that you and your children have exited your sensible Lexus SUV and have chosen to congregate in my bike lane, where I am currently operating a vehicle? Or!

(B) Literal hell’s bells. I am last-minute summoning Satan, who will drag you into eternal fire after I crush your bones beneath my mighty wheels.