MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Good God!!! I've never seen anything like it!! Today at the festival we're at a man fell in the river running adjacent to the site. 10m wide and ****ing flowing fast, I stood there helpless as he literally shot by seemingly drowning, one guy literally vaulted the heras fencing and dived in but to no avail, he just couldn't get him. We then got that guy back festival side and dried him off and waited for the inevitable. Air ambulance landed some 10 mins later and we assumed the worst. About an hour later said hero came by and let us know all was good, they'd managed to pull the guy out and he was up and about and refusing treatment as he's had a "normal" epileptic fit but this time he'd been unfortunate enough to be by the river at the time. I've never been in a situation like that before and the "fence" made it all the more surreal. Turns out he was a security guard and he won't even go home. What a legend 🤘
Click Bait! There I was expecting a story of a friend who visited a massage parlour with monstrous amounts of marching powder.
Never mind, enjoy the fest! 😎
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What do you throw a drowning epileptic?
..... your laundry. IGMC.
No autoerotic asphyxiation?
Disappointed.
An epileptic security guard standing by a fast flowing river at a festival. What could possible go wrong?
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Seizure flood?seizure flood?
He’s having a seizure (in a)flood !