I know a person who potentially fits the bill, normal bloke with no psychotic tendencies etc. email in the profile....
A bit late now, but she should try a skiing holiday.
It's not unlike mtbing - where there seems to be far fewer women than men.
This is indeed a very funny thread.
I was trying to get a decent pic of my semi-naked ex rugby player physique which would obviously have proved irresistable to your friend. Unfortunately my dog was watching 😥
[img] 
[/img]
"Ok, I really shouldn't post this just before I leave work for the day, but I'll check it again in the morning and see if anyone has bothered to reply."
haha. Good work!!
I have a spare ticket for Farnham Beerex this weekend. An young attractive lady in a room full of over weight bearded men in sandals , All of whom would be rather drunk , singing some old rubbish songs, played by some even older , fatter men on accordians and ukaleles.
On second thoughts maybe not.
How about the upcoming BlueBells ride in Winchester? Not too far from Reading, and a lovely bike ride through the rolling Hampshire countryside. With a load of over weight, middle aged men in spd's. With beards
On second thoughts...
Hey CG . The Bluebells are out in my boader at home , so not long till the woods turn violet too.
Whoop I'm a sad sleaze ball apparently, awesome 8)
@OP -Look if this guy found someone, so will your ladyfriend.
[img] 
[/img]
Ha ha I love the tron guy! 😆
thank heavens for support garments...
Is he modelling 661 armor?
did you see what i did there^^^^
[i]"Solo - Member
I was thinking Bridget Jones, one of those women saving themselves for Mr perfect"[/i]
Although a very enjoyable read I appear to have become carried away with myself and read this as 'women SHAVING themselves for Mr Right.... I'm in!
tinker-belle - MemberShe's done some group activity type things..... and has as far as I'm aware even tried line dancing classes.
you're not doing her any favours.
the amount of replies on this thread is amazing - why pay to do internet dating when you could just advertise yourself on here! 😆
Does she want kids (ever)? If so I'm not interested. Sorry.
She's done some group
We have a winner!
I think you should advertise her on classifieds!
FS: mid 30's lady, slim, 30k miles, average IQ, bit desperate due to biological clock, good looking and not too many owners. Has the ability to go red, hot temperature and loud whining noise.
Test drive available but must pay bill at restaurant and not run off or a set of marzocchi bombers will land on your head.
£: 50 cammels and a 20 elephants clap clap.
[img] http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Sheik_Mohammed_bin_Rashid_Al_Maktoum.jp g" target="_blank">http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Sheik_Mohammed_bin_Rashid_Al_Maktoum.jp g"/> [/img]
"I shall call you 'wife Tuesday' aha!"
singletrackmind - you are not doing a very good job of selling the Winchester ride are you?
tinker-belle - there's some hot male totty coming. 😀 Perfect gentlemen from the Shires on their perfectly clean bicycles. I'll keep 'em in check, everyone's terrified of me 😉
everyone's terrified of me
spank me teacher!
please!
Nah, you'd enjoy it too much [s]and my whip[/s]
[img] 
[/img]
You rang?
You coming then Cap'n?
I believe you're posh totty, although we've never met [s]you have deliberately managed to avoid me[/s]
Just playing hard to get, petal... 😉
Haven't really been paying much attention to these parts of late, as several things have taken my attention away. So, where and when, etc?
Well, we may have a posse of gorgeous girlies descending in Winchester on Saturday 8th May. If by any chance you are staying at your country pile for the weekend, how about a little party for the STW'ers?
I'll make sure they remove their shoes 😉
Will check the diary! (Is there a thread about it anywhere, so as not to totally hijack this one!)
Here you are:
So tinker-belle what is the latest on this? I have missed reading all the comments. Are you taking your friend on the STW ride organised by C_G or have the comments sent you running to the hills in shame?
Pic please ...
🙄
Reading born and bred... is she a Pam Ayres -a like?
[img] http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00428/travel-graphics-200_428963a.jp g" target="_blank">http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00428/travel-graphics-200_428963a.jp g"/> [/img]
Having promised the Cap'n plenty of girlies, please don't be shy! I will get frightened if I'm the only one who turns up. 😉
Was Pam Ayres from Reading? I thought she was all about the West Country....
Was Pam Ayres from Reading? I thought she was all about the West Country....
I think her accent was the normal one for places like Berkshire before they became suburbs of London.
You serious?!? **** me things have changed....
My word, is this thread still grumbling on?
She's not Dawn French is she? Near Reading (i think) and single, could be.
"she does have the occasional odd moment,"
If a woman makes that statement then we're talking serious fruitcake.
Pam Ayres is from Stanford in the Vale, a good thirty miles Westish from Reading.
Can I cut in here, or do I have to read the whole thread?
You can and you do 🙂
TB, take your friend to BBB, surely WCA will accommodate two more lovely ladies.
Loads of Forum Rides going on. Also, hopefully, Industrial Landmark Rides, that will certainly guarantee pretty much male-only participation. Apart from obviously the odd female fruitcake who may find it interesting!
Where has cynic-al gone?
he is bound to get his hole on this one 😉
Must have unglued himself 😉