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I'm no use in this situation, just been waiting for an excuse to post this 😆


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 10:48 am
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Chunky as in muscly, or chunky as in fat. Rugby player build in my book would have very little in the way of chunk about them.

Allen Jacobson - known as chunk for obvious reasons

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Posted : 15/04/2010 10:52 am
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It doesn't usually take many flexes these days Simon 🙁


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:00 am
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Chunk?


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:00 am
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It doesn't usually take many flexes these days Simon

practice makes perfect(ly useless) ?


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:03 am
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Do the Truffle Shuffle!

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Posted : 15/04/2010 11:05 am
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I like the idea of those interested posting pictures and a short description of themselves. - c'mon guys....

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, surely?


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:09 am
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Hilarious! 😆


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:10 am
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How d'you do that?!?


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:10 am
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Tink,
send me an email (address in profile)... I've got a friend who may suit and I've just alerted him to this thread... Ya never know!!

Mark


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:17 am
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How d'you do that?!?

With a machine gun!

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Posted : 15/04/2010 11:18 am
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Now that's just showing off!! 😉


 
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wouldn't it be an act of desperation to take up such a fatuous sport just to pull ?

But not as desperate as forming a 'beginners riding group' just to have photo opps of a specific butt eh Simon 🙄


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:22 am
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Here's Mr T punching a shark. Because, you know, you need that kinda sh1t in your life...


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:23 am
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But not as desperate as forming a 'beginners riding group' just to have photo opps of a specific butt eh Simon

I didn't just want photos of her - but it was a huge success, both in getting the girl and for everyone else concerned too :o)


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:24 am
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@ chakaping - well nothing stopping the goose going first....

@ Dr_upgrade - ygm


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:35 am
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@ chakaping - well nothing stopping the goose going first....

Indeed, and as my understanding of goose vs gander is that the goose is the female....


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:46 am
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erp - yes well... erm...
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Ok so not having a bright moment there


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:55 am
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tinker-belle and 3STW 'gents':

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Posted : 15/04/2010 12:04 pm
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a lora lora laffs


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 12:17 pm
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Great !, this thread is cracking me up laughing.

Reminds me of another thread recently where BarnsleyMitch posted something like:

[i]"20 mins on STW is like being in a mental hospital"[/i]

Got that right 😆

Sorry about your friend, I was thinking Bridget Jones, one of those women saving themselves for Mr perfect, only to wake up one day in their 30s and realise that its all a lie and that perhaps they should to get realistic.
Of course, in this case thats possibly not quite right, so all I can say is that I hope she finds someone.

😉

Great thread.

S


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 12:28 pm
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like a lot of people on here i am cracking up with laughter. not with the OPs request, just the familiar responses from som eof STW more notorious members.
my 2p's worth is that she should probably look outside of Reading- i never saw much in my almost 20 years there (the first 20 years for me anyway). now in a completely different part of the country, and although there aren't as many eligible women, at least ther aren't hookers on every corner.
i have tried foreign and would recommend it, although thankfully their english was pretty good!


 
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i have tried foreign and would recommend it

We talking food or dating here?


 
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i have tried foreign and would recommend it

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Posted : 15/04/2010 1:07 pm
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This has been so entertaining 😆

tinker-belle - I've lost your e-mail and need to make contact. Mine's in my profile. Thanks.

C_G


 
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least ther aren't hookers on every corner

How did you know they where hookers? 😉


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 1:35 pm
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tinker-belle - I've lost your e-mail and need to make contact. Mine's in my profile. Thanks.

Ay-up, CG's got her tattoo, and now Tinker Belle's got a single lady friend, she's in there like a rat up a drainpipe! Wahheyyy!

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😉 Only joking Elaine! 😉


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 1:35 pm
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Pete - you're out of order!

But, as you know fine well, I know a hell of a lot of fit young men. 😉

No tattoo, now considering Botox. 😯


 
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But, as you know fine well, I know a hell of a lot of fit young men.

**smooths hair and flexes shoulders**

No tattoo, now considering Botox.

No need! You should see what I can do with some old spokes and a roll of gaffer tape! 8)


 
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No tattoo, now considering Botox.

why not go for both and shave your head too? A few piercings might help as well...


 
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**smooths hair and flexes shoulders**

you never told me you had [b]hair[/b]!


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 1:41 pm
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😆

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I love this place 8)


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 1:41 pm
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Shut up Barnes! I have an image to keep up! 😛


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 1:42 pm
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Coudldn't resist Elaine, sorry. :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 1:44 pm
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CG - ygm

I have missed reading and posting on here while off having little one. It's so nice to be back 🙂


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 1:49 pm
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Posted : 15/04/2010 1:52 pm
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C_G - are you just offering Tink's friend your cast-offs?
You could at least help her get a fresh one.


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 1:55 pm
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TB... your friend is old news now....... defaultslipper where abouts in Reading do your [i]'friends'[/i] hang out?


 
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You could at least help her get a fresh one.

if you mean a virgin, would that be any use to her? No idea what to do and over in a flash 🙁


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 2:09 pm
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My biggest worry about this whole thread is that thirtysomething years ago I spent 3 fun years living in Reading. Was your friend born in Reading TB?... 😯

ps, is the Boars Head still there? From what I remember that was the 'in' place in those days, that and some club out on an airfield just outside town.


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 2:12 pm
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Well, do you don't ned to be a virgin to supply that kinda lovin! Oops, said too much again... 😳


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 2:15 pm
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@psling - I think she is reading born and bred, any stories you wish to tell?


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 2:21 pm
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I think she is reading born and bred

I thought you were trying to 'pimp her out' (sorry but couldn't think of a better way of putting it) not scare everyone off?!


 
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defaultslipper where abouts do your 'friends' hang out?

you have clearly never been down oxford road side of town on a saturday night! not the most fun i have endured in reading. i am just glad i am out of that place. i miss the friends, but not the town.


 
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any stories you wish to tell?

LOL, no. I know a lot of people run Reading down but I have some good memories of my time there. It's changed a bit now though; no brewery smell in the middle of town for one thing!


 
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