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'bikeporn'
'weldporn' (on a framebuilder's Facebook page)
'somethingthatlooksniceporn'

Does anyone else find it a bit cringeworthy and/or vulgar and/or unimaginative?

I'm sure there was another framebuilder on here once that didn't like his bike being described as such.


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:43 pm
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Wow this is pure Whingeporn


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:47 pm
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Dave Gorman did a sketch on this. To distinguish old-fashioned porn from all the other ____porn you have to call it sexporn now.


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:48 pm
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Seems fine to me, what about BILF as an alternative?


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:48 pm
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If it's not got tits, or extravagant pies, it's not porn.


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:51 pm
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apepr0n, right here.


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:52 pm
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What about frog's porn?


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:52 pm
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🙂 whingeporn


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:53 pm
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That M is upside down.


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 9:55 pm
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i'm ooot-porn


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 10:19 pm
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Pornporn?


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 11:10 pm
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Count me in the vulgar camp. If that's not some kind of twisted oxymoron.


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 11:28 pm
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dunno, think it's quite apt, you gawp and lust after the unattainable...
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but inreality you're quite happy with what you've got at home...
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just like sexporn 🙂

(apologies if that's your inbred, I'm only joshing, some of my best friends ride inbreds)

BTW google image searching "mtb bike porn" is definitley NSFW


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 11:29 pm
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I prefer it to -ists


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 11:32 pm
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Sexpornisttrackworld?


 
Posted : 28/04/2016 11:34 pm
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Does anyone else find it a bit cringeworthy and/or vulgar and/or unimaginative?

The world appears to be going to Sheol in a hand basket, and those are your major concerns?
I think a better developed sense of perspective might be in order. 🙄


 
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Posted : 29/04/2016 12:04 am
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Rule 34.


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 12:11 am
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Hmmm, there are some odd people out there:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

Avenue Q has it right.... (better audio on this video)


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 7:31 am
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The world appears to be going to Sheol in a hand basket, and those are your major concerns?
I think a better developed sense of perspective might be in order.

Would you like to create a list of topics that are OK to discuss? This forum would be pretty quiet if we followed your rules.


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 7:49 am
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I don't care about your squabbling. Hedgeporn's going to remain, right ?


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 7:59 am
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Hedgeporn is like cassettes. Only remains in the memory of men a certain age....


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 8:03 am
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It's very lazy and unimaginative. A bit like journalists who add the suffix 'gate' to any sort of scandal or cover up story.


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 8:06 am
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Hedgeporn is like cassettes. Only remains in the memory of men a certain age...

Yeah, well we had to make our own entertainment

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Posted : 29/04/2016 8:20 am
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The world appears to be going to Sheol in a hand basket, and those are your major concerns?
I think a better developed sense of perspective might be in order.

Genius.


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 8:36 am
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The world appears to be going to Sheol in a hand basket, and those are your major concerns?
I think a better developed sense of perspective might be in order.

Yes. We need to concern ourselves with the only the important issues of the day.

Such as whether an Iceland curry [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/curry-will-i-die ]will blow your back doors off.[/url]


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 8:37 am
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Just don't search for Victorian Bike Porn.

I did - looking for pics of Humbers, Sunbeams and the like.

It looks like great-grandma's generation were much more "interesting" than I realised....


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 8:41 am
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I think the owners of Cove Bike are watching this thread...


 
Posted : 29/04/2016 8:42 am