The difference between men and women...
They say when you ask a man, take his number and divide it by three for the real answer.
For women you multiply by three..
Edric 64 - Member
If you have only had one bird how do you know if she is any good ?
Cuts both ways!
Goddamn!! Need another 2.3 to maintain the average.....................the missus ain't gonna be happy. 
If you have only had one bird how do you know if she is any good ?
Gosh, you're an old romantic aren't you.
Anyone gonna own up to 0?
Not me, 5.3. First time is always rubbish, so it doesnt count as a whole one I guess?
Technically it is though isn't it.
Indeed - ‘attacking and protective adaptations’ if my limited attention in biology is anything to go on.
Also where = wear!
Seems I've finally found something I'm good at. So why do I feel so, so empty inside? 😉
how would one describe a 'female sexual partner'?
what constitues the sexualness?
are only human females included?
Seems I've finally found something I'm good at.
Quantity and quality are not related.
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
Yeh. This thread is also massaging my ego...AND i only eat at quality restaurants.
My last GF's number was 6 times mine. It bothered her more than it did me I think!
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
Long time ago, I worked that some subjects are best left well alone, previous partners and salary primarily. Why go the trouble of finding out something that might concern you?
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
I must be great if she's picked me?
ton - Member
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
I would be hoping to learn a whole bunch of new tricks. 😀
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
I would not care one bit.
how would you all feel if you wife/girlfriends figure was a fair bit higher than yours?
Bloody fantastic!
Who wants to go out with or be married to someone that's sexually uptight?
I've been with a couple of women that could show me a thing or two, and I'm a long long way above the national average despite being anything except good at chatting up ladies, and its a lot more fun than being with someone that thinks sex is for pro-creation only!
Any man scared off by a girl who's number is bigger than his should have a word with himself... Are you that shallow you need to feel reassured by having slept with more people than your wife/GF?
Must admit I was a bit scared telling the current lady friend my number when she asked, especially as it was about 4 times her number! But seeing as she's an adult, she didn't exactly care and I had nothing to worry about.
Oh, and I was a VERY late starter... Only 1 til I was about 23, only about 5 til I was in my late 20's... Most of them were in the 28-30 period, when I got a good job, started to feel better about myself, and obviously exuded more confidence.
My last GF's number was 6 times mine. It bothered her more than it did me I think!
Depends how many you've had, really - if you'd had 10, I'd be asking her some serious questions... 😉
Although it brings to mind a (geeky) interesting stats article: http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200911/why-your-friends-have-more-friends-you-do
My last GF's number was 6 times mine. It bothered her more than it did me I think!
Went out with a girl for a few months that in her own words "lost count at 100"...
We had some fun! 😉
I'm statistically below average in terms of numbers but apparently above average where it REALLY counts.
This may or may not be true...
Works for me!
Do you score anything for acts of shameful gentlemanly self punishment? If so I could do rather well here...
Went out with a girl for a few months that in her own words "lost count at 100"...
did she play for newcastle united and have Mcdonald as her surname 😆
toxicsoks - Member
Goddamn!! Need another 2.3 to maintain the average.....................the missus ain't gonna be happy.
Time for some physiotherapy? 😉
In the style of Nick Clegg, definitely 'no more' than 1,000.
At uni you wou clear 9 in a term ffs.
People can actually remember how many?
1 isn't difficult to count. I'm seriously pissed off with this low score. I'm due a lot of sympathy shags!
[i]It could just mean that lesbians are the most successful/promiscuous group,[/i]
7 and one of those was a sympathy shag.
sorry, feeling like i'm letting the side down somehow
No, I hardly met any women at Uni, just stinky guitar playing Engineering undergrads mostly (like me). Are you a "humanities" graduate? 😉
I'm due a lot of sympathy shags!
call me
7 ladies.
and 2.3 blokes.
EDIT: the 0.3 was a BJ while dogging.
It could just mean that lesbians are the most successful/promiscuous group,
You have never been to a man only club where everyone is on E's is my only comment
Hora, were the ladystudents at your establishment very symathetic? Or is it because you just are perfectly equipped, so to speak, for uni life?
hora has a beautiful penis.
I can't believe you don't know this already. 😕
I've heard, just wondering if it had been an advantage?
Hey emsz if you turned me down, then my excuse could become a reality, instead of living life like a caricature of a boorish drunk northern bloke with failed chat up lines and a sore face.
I knew this thread would be a larf 😆
you've only ever asked gay girls?
wow, bad luck 😆
once again the collective has reduced me to tears of laughter 😀
Just think DD your looks his penis ...now that would be deadly
[quote=Junkyard ]Just think DD you look like his penis
Well- that's how I first read it!
Beautiful? I'd heard dashing...
At uni you wou clear 9 in a term ffs.
I'd 2nd that (fresher week...mmm..mm..), but would suggest you try being a gym instructor... Oh Lordy... Pass the Blisteze..!
you try being a gym instructor
My mate is a gym instructor. I should warn her boyfriend!
**** a Thresher week closely followed by pull a pig night 😆
