Fifty Shades of Grey 999 call spike expected by London Fire Brigade
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Attended other incidents, including releasing men's genitals from toasters or vacuum cleaners
Now I've heard the Vacuum cleaner legend before, but toasters! WTAF!
People do get very impassioned about their Dualits on here.
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That's one prawn I [i]really[/i] don't want to watch.
Howdly doodly doo!!
but toasters! WTAF!
But they are so hard to shave, I was just trying to singe the hair off....honest.
[quote=surroundedbyhills ]Attended other incidents, including releasing men's genitals from toasters or vacuum cleaners
Now I've heard the Vacuum cleaner legend before, but toasters! WTAF!
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Your point?
Toasters. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
I saw one of those guys earlier, coming staggering out of the zoo all battered and bruised, covered in cuts and with two black eyes.
Turned out, he'd misheard his partner when she'd suggested he should have sex with the griller...
My toaster has a setting to warm a muffin. Now I'm curious...
And I thought it might of been that they had to rescue patrons from flooded cinemas...
I haven't been listening to Kermode and Mayoso regularly recently, but I will be tuning in tomorrow. I reckon this could be one of Kermode's golden rants. 🙂
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People are strange.
Thats not strange, now this is strange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCUY-gm1KG0
These really aren't safe for work or the squeamish.
ow this is strange
Looks a bit like a certain Jeremy Clarkson.............
No call out surprises me anymore
I'm hoping the bloke from Empire Magazine reviews it on LaLa's show on 6 tomorrow, his take should be very amusing.
I haven't been listening to Kermode and Mayoso regularly recently, but I will be tuning in tomorrow. I reckon this could be one of Kermode's golden rants.
I've cleared my diary ready for it! 😀