[Closed] 50 Quid and need to choose a gift for myself

Can't have alcohol, sex, or drugs

Give it to someone who can.

Good bottle of Port/wine/Scotch?

Sexy lingerie 😉

A pork pie every Friday for a year.

You don't get anymore useful bigshep!
lunge, either you can't read or you realise how stupid this rule is.
bearnecc, now that's a good idea

Having been in the same boat recently, I opted for the following:

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Not something I would normally buy myself, and I now smell dead sexy.

A pork pie every Friday for a year.

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Even a small one would be over £60. 🙁

Johnj2000, no idea why I didn't register the no alcohol comment, my apologies.

In the case, smellies as mentioned by Jamie is a great idea. If not, maybe any books you want? I got bought KP's autobiography by the inlaws, something I'd have not bought myself.

Even a small one would be over £60

Then live somewhere that makes them properly, locally 😉

Then live somewhere that makes them properly, locally

I can't see CFH living in a Greggs.

Do you live in Melton Mowbray? 'Cause that's where pork pies are made! 😉

easily gets you some coke and whore up north

edit - no sex, drugs or booze?

Some headphones.. wear them all christmas day if round with the outlaws

Can't have alcohol, sex, or drugs and vouchers are out

easily gets you some coke and whore up north

Do you live in Melton Mowbray? 'Cause that's where pork pies are made!

Nearly.

That's where Melton Mowbray are made.

These are to appease people that like a grey porkie pie, rather than be scared off by pink-looking meat in their pork pies.

It also makes a pork pie sound...posh.

However, venture into the north and pork pies are things of exquisite beauty irrelevant of location, oozing with flavour, 50/50 butter/lard pastry, made on the premises of butchers that supply the meat and purchased at such a rate it's impossible to by one cold from a good outlet.

😀

Ahhhhhh I do love the smell of a freshly baked pie in the morning.

Wonder if Harrys Pantry is still open in Kendal, we used to get pies there on a Saturday morning all warm and lovely

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Oooh hatter I hadn't considered vinyl! Nice ideA

*Takes a little bow*

I live to serve

So an Iron Maiden LP, and some Eau De Pork Pie Pour Homme.

Sorted.

£50 cash in exchange for £50 of shite.

This
http://www.brewcraftbeer.co.uk/bright-eyed-amber-ale-109-p.asp?gclid=Cj0KEQiA-uWjBRChu9ie05m5ipgBEiQAuHIuK_LcfVvaS6iyd-JX-h0n0rQImjbGDdbodiE0_z4GUZwaAr3H8P8HAQ

Or for a bit more this,
http://www.brewuk.co.uk/coopers-beer-starter-kit.html?gclid=Cj0KEQiA-uWjBRChu9ie05m5ipgBEiQAuHIuK7iUojurG7DG6oHl5A34Gb-jqY2tJ-d16e4ULmwq08YaAuH28P8HAQ

I got the coopers kit last Christmas and it's turned into a brilliant hobby with excellent benefits!

I think technically it counts as not alcohol as it hasn't been made yet??? 😆

Thank you, this has opened up my mind to a myriad of possibilities