[Closed] 2nd date, take flowers?

I believe Nature's truly intended recipient does a better job, frankly.

yeah but it dribbles out between my fingers...

I believe Nature's truly intended recipient does a better job, frankly.

Are you sure? Tarte à la crème.

Nature's truly intended recipient certainly does NOT hold it in better.

Emzs, please don't google "Cream Pie"

Depends on what you're doing on your date? going out? meal in? if it's a meal in, then wine. more than one bottle. Nothing says "I fancy you" like alcohol does. 8)

Not flowers, they're a bit lame really.

Lame attempt to get off ****ing

I'm still trying to figure out how this thread went from a genuine question about flowers on a date to an indepth discussion on hora's baby batter and the viability of his progeny...

...god I love this forum 😛

Depends on what you're doing on your date? going out? meal in? if it's a meal in, then wine. more than one bottle. Nothing says "I fancy you" like alcohol does.

It's like an instruction book on how to trap a lesbian. Could you ever get one [i]that[/i] drunk?

Well I've got the flowers under the influence of work who all voted wine and flowers for various reasons, mostly due to a mate who proceeded to shout at the top of her voice about what she'd do if i turned up with wine and flowers. It encouraged me slightly:)

I was not quite expecting this much of a response, or Hora:)

hmm, just had a text she has the wine in already

Ok, i'm a bit (fashionably) late to the party, but surely it's not just a question of "to take flowers or now" but also "what sort of flowers". I'm sure the idle female mind will read all sorts of things into your choice of flowers........ 😉

Roses:)

You do realise that flowers are the genitalia of plants, don't you?

Pollen= male sex cell
Allergic to pollen? Just think about whats actually up your nose

Re type of flowers -

Local petrol station is always good for a selection of freshly wilting cheap chrysanthemums.

Big white lilies are a bit funereal

Roses are too cliché

and the local crem may be closed unless you get your skates on.

Brilliant thread just made me giggle for 15 mins. Also thought I would google the thing that Ems was tying to figure out on page 4 and spotted this halfway down google results
Sickipedia - W@*?Sock
www.sickipedia.org/subcategory/view/2178
You know you masturbate too much when you drop your w@nk sock and your wife shouts from the other room "I hope that wasn't one of our good plates.

Awesome!

On a more serious note, I would go with flowers, good ones though, I get lucky as the better half loves the tulips from Tesco which only cost a fiver 🙂

OP..you know the girl that shouted encouragement describing what she'd do to you if you turned up at her house with wine n flowers...? Go to her house!

Definitely take flowers.

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(Incidentally, somewhat appropriately, googling for that image returned the "Left Hand Brewing Company" as one of the first hits.)

It's like an instruction book on how to trap a lesbian

I believe you need to use chocolate as bait.

......with the biggest bunch of roses money acan buy and a huuuuge smile

I can't believe no one has suggest taking an Inflatable PVC Bondage Sex Chair rather than flowers. They're all the rage right now and even promoted on STW: http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/slightly-gratuitous-plug-and-rather-proud-moment-slight-adult-content

Beware!

I once took flowers on a 2nd date. The young lady was suitably impressed, and tootled off upstairs to put the finishing touches to her makeup or hair or something.

She called me up to help choose some shoes, but as I got to the top of the stairs I could see straight into her bedroom, there she was buck nekkid on the bed, feet behind her ears!

"What the..." I started to say.

"For the flowers she reassured"

I said "Have you not got a vase?" 😯

Looks at my sock drawer in a whole different light

Have you decided yet OP?

Can we reroll out Conan the gay pornstar again?

hora - Member

Any decent illicit dating websites out there?

Plenty more naughty fish.

(apparently) 8)

Can we reroll out Conan the gay pornstar again?

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Hora get yourself onto the shaving thread-a man of your virtues will prove invaluable on it!

Cheers Gary C I will show it to my friend bung-bungaHora

Sex is good fun..hence sportSex..

Shaving? Wanders off..

Cheers Gary C I will show it to my friend.

As in, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours?"

hmm, just had a text she has the wine in already

I don't think flowers are required.

EDIT: Removed, bit wrong.

Well... he must be round there by now...

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I love this forum! I've just read right through from the beginning; half I could barely read through the tears! Funniest thing I've read in ages, Hora, take a bow, I honestly don't think there's a current comedian who's made me laugh so much.
That also goes for various others as well.
Genius.

hora - Member
Emsz I have the same sexdrive as I did when I was in my mid-teens

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emsz - Member
Im gonna heave...

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Just found this thread! What a giggle! Hope he's ok.....
Is tall-Martin smiling???....

I might be a bit late but as an original offering why not take the makings of your favourite cocktails?

Big bag of crushed ice, limes, lemons, mint, sugar, tequila cahaca, cointreau, white rum, straws, a muddler and a cocktail shaker.

Start with a caipirinha, follow on with a mojito and finish off with a margarita. then go round again.

Works for Mrs BigJohn.

Well the answer for me is

take flowers

Thread closed 🙂

Well the answer for me is

take flowers

Thread closed

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Pics or it didn...oh, never mind.

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not going to get any work done until we find out what happened! - or not.

[i]not going to get any work done until we find out what happened! - or not.[/i]

All I'd like to know is if TM really did take flowers and what her response was.
And on the strength of the thread so far, the OP should hopefully keep it that.

**hopes OP's date went well**

🙂

edd - Member

A happy ending...

I think that 'happy finish' is the correct term 🙂

I'm guessing sausage WAS on the menu 😀

Well the answer for me is

take flowers

Thread closed

Can just imagine her waking up in the morning, rolling over and seeing him using a phone and asking "Oh, who are you texting?"

"Oh no one dear, I was just updating a mountain bike forum on how my date went!"

/crash

ok, is there going to be a third date? #wonders what the thread on that's going to contain#

Did you take spam as well?