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Did you go to her place? If so, which door did you use?
These things matter.
Best thread in ages 😆
Glad the date went well 😉
Good work fella.
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Got to love a story with a happy ending 😀
A mate was going out with a Polish girl who acquired the nickname of "the sock" best leave the details to your imaginations.
what happened?!?
Fantastic thread, had me in stitches yesterday and I`m glad you had a good evening.
(I`d have taken flowers too)
Loving the "what happened?" Questions - he's told us what happened , read between the lines!
Or do you really want him to give everyone a blow by blow account? Why don't you post up a detailed description of the last time you saw a lady naked and see how that goes for you
Or do you really want him to give everyone a blow by blow account?
Well....yes, frankly. 😀
Did she have a vase?
Why don't you post up a detailed description of the last time you saw a lady naked and see how that goes for you
Looking at porn on internet. I opened web browser, looked around.
There.
What a gent.
Well done OP on getting fair lady to part with knickers. I bet there's a spring in his step today 😀
All I'd like to know is; [i]adventurous[/i] or not?
Apologies, but I'm married and must now live vicariously through single friends and strangers on tinternet. Thanks in advance.
Poor girl on the train next to me is wondering why I'm crying and stifling chortles. Top thread, great ending, and a deeper understanding of hora's psyche could not be wished for.
and a deeper understanding of hora's psyche [s]could not be wished for[/s] is beyond the limits of even the most qualified and experienced mental health professionals
FIFY 8)
Now all we need is the phone number of Tall's mate at work and we'll be happy.
Pics too, please 😛
Asti Spumante
I missed this. Is it Italian for asking if she spits? 8)
^ The prosecution rests ^
Lol, hora's here to entertain us again. 😆
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+1 for said work mates number. Pics first please. Flowers and wine ready. Bagsy first dibs.
A mate of mine back in school days entertained a young lady while on a camping trip (Swanage girls were pretty easy going in the mid 80's by all accounts, CTBM may be able to comment)
She was reluctant to provide an appropriate 'receptacle' for his emissions but instead offered up her undercrackers. Which were then discarded in the bottom of his sleeping bag for several weeks before his mum, for reasons unknown, decided it would be a good idea to turn his sleeping bag inside out and put it on the line to air.......
He was presented with them, washed and dried, at tea that night in case his friend wanted them back.
He was presented with them, washed and dried, at tea that night in case his friend wanted them back.
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Vase...
🙂
Is it going to be more flowers, chocolates, wine n that PVC chair thingy tonight n he gets to do her up the wrong un?
Poor girl on the train next to me is wondering why I'm crying and stifling chortles.
Poor girl on the train next to me is looking at my socks with some suspicion.
Are they standing up by themselves, and threatening passers by?
I must stop reading STW at work 😀
Reminds me of the time when I pulled and unleashed the beast with a big smile.
She looked, smiled and said 'very nice, you are proud aren't you? But my ex was nearly 12inches long' 😕
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But my ex was nearly 12inches long'
Did you spot a miniature step ladder next to her bed?
It's hard to compete with a one-foot lover.
(Literally)Gets to all those places that you couldn't reach.
Behind the fridge?
binners, enough with the Benny Hill / Hora stuff. I'm trying to get some work done here!
But my ex was nearly 12inches long'
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He was presented with them, washed and dried, at tea that night in case his friend wanted them back
Sadly I was the victim of simlilar humiliation when my mum found my then girlfriends knickers under my bed. Luckily my dad was a lot more understanding. He gave me a firm pat on the back and said well done!
eh, her ex was Ed Milliband?
More cheese.........
I take it you all spotted the time on tall martin's post
tall_martin - Member
Well the answer for me istake flowers
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Works out about 7am, so I assumed he'd just got home 😉
Oh I miss those days 🙁
I'm a granddad now, I vaguely recall chasing women, but can't remember why 😕
Never mind that, how the **** did you get that username past the mods?????
😆 😀 😆
But my ex was nearly 12inches long'
You should have tried inflating 'her'. Once fully inflated I'm sure 'she' would have been about 5 1/2 feet tall
Ah hairy minge. Furry muff for getting it passed the mods.
Ah hairy minge and Furry muff [s]for[/s] getting [s]it[/s] passed [i]^^round^^[/i] the mods.
FTFY 
The bad voices in my head made me say it.. then they ran away