[Closed] 2nd date, take flowers?

Don't bother with flowers. Take a small kitten, an orange crayola crayon and a photo of an igloo. It MUST be a crayola crayon or it just won't work.
I found on the second date with the ex mrs Logical that 3p and a bus ticket worked too. But she turned out to be Adolf Hitler in disguise. Current Mrs Logical likes bottles of Rose wine and steak. But our second date was me cooking a stir fry.

Perhaps you should wait until [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_of_flowers ]Lime Blossom[/url] is in season?

2nd date

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Bottle of wine if your not expecting to have to drive home afterwards...
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Flowers for the gentlemanly win BTW.

take your slippers and your washing.. feet up whilst she cleans your week old undies.. that should seal the relationship..

If you do take flowers, just make sure it's not a Triffid.

...made that mistake once, didn't work out too well

There's a joke in here about ladies and gardens but I haven't worked it out yet.

Thanks for the replies!

She lives just round the corner so its bike round with the red wine and I'll decide on the flowers on the way home.

Both in our thirties and its sasusage on the menu tonight:)

Flowers are a wee bit old-school. Nowt wrong with old-school of course. I favour chloroform.

tall_martin
She lives just round the corner so its bike round

tall_martin
Both in our thirties and its sasusage on the menu tonight:)

Good luck with the sausage 😉

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throwing%20a%20sausage%20up%20a%20close

Don't forget to reference this thread as an icebreaker .

" You won't believe this , but all day I have been chatting about our meeting on the interweb,you know,sausage time,flowers ,that kinda thing."

Winner

You'll need your biggest, sturdiest, heaviest boots. You know, the kind that could ensure entry into a port located at the rear of a house....

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You'll need your biggest, sturdiest, heaviest boots. You know, the kind that could ensure entry into a port located at the rear of a house....

On a second date? That's a risky strategy... you might want to get her to care for you first. 😉

+1 for walking if it's walkable.

Lycra and shaven thighs doeth not a lady woo (as Shakespeare once wrote).

Plus, you can avoid that annoying 'where do I park me bike, love?' discussion.

Take a printout of the 'hot toilets' thread to prove you're a man of the world.

Plus, you can avoid that annoying 'where do I park me bike, love?' discussion.

its sasusage on the menu tonight

turning up panting from the last bike you've ridden is not a great look either

OP- you've got a SECOND date at hers tonight? You know what that means don't you? Yep your getting it probably but also - it means she gives out on the second date with previous fellas.

If I was dating again, I'd (being honest) bin any that indicated or would pretty quickly (of course I'd help myself like a hungry-hippo first). When I was young I was in for the kill asap or lose interest. Now- I'd want someone who values their tings.

Signed, hora the prude.

hora - Member
Signed, hora the [s]prude[/s] raging hypocrite.

FTFY 😀

Hora.

WTF are you blathering on about ? That post didn't make any sense.

Gold star for your Gibberish, sir !

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Is there such a thing as a portable sex swing?

dont worry about taking anything...

in woman "come round for dinner"

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come round for sex, Ill cater

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Is that Jo Guest?!!

Hora - so let me get this straight - (hypothetically) you would bin a girl who puts out on the 2nd date, on the grounds that she puts out on the 2nd date, having just had sex with her, or in other words, putting out on the 2nd date yourself ???

Lets hope she sees sense and (hypothetically) bins you first.

It's that portal back to the 1950s opening up again...

There are two types of dating IMO:

Sports-dating or 'sports sex'. Shagging for kicks, fun with no real intention of finding 'love'. Guys who do this don't kid themselves. Girls who do this pretend to themselves that they are 'unlucky in love' and having to kiss alot of frogs.

The second type is the serious type. Looking for a mind, someone with shared interests, who is serious about finding the right person.

The later tends to hold off giving up the goods I bet.

I don't believe theres much of a blend between the two above.

Ps. Of course if she offered it'd be rude not to go ape on her 8)

(Which is firmly in the sports-sex camp).

The 50s are back, are they?

The latter tends to hold off giving up the goods I bet.

It's not a matter of "giving up the goods", it's a matter of fancying a shag with a nice chap called Martin. A woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it, is a much better bet than someone who is "Holding out" in some sort of false modesty about being thought a slapper.

Not that I'd know, being married & that.

True but then what'd stop her from being flattered and knows what she wants on every single bloke?

Definitely take the spam as a back-up.

And can you take some pics and post up on here for us?

You can take flowers however I would take a packet of flower seeds as a metaphor and say you want to see her grow the seeds like your relationship and see how things blossom. I would also take some wine!

Hels - just walk away. Forget what you've just read. Do not, under any circumstances, try and work out any rationale or logic to it. That way lies madness

Welcome to the twisted, fetid, warped mind of Hora. Luckily for us all, its a fairly unique place

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So I think I understand now Hora, and I'm paraphrasing a touch - every woman who sleeps with you, even if she claims it is just for sport, is really just kidding herself and wants to marry you and have your babies, be your domestic and sports slave for life ? Where do I apply ??

No. Shes doing it for kicks because if 'she' waited and got to know me she'd disapear to Peru, change her number and never comeback to the UK.

That should answer your question. I hate dating, I hate the shirades/the falseness of PoF etc. I hope I never have to!

What's the problem with women with a history? Men have them too.
If she likes you enough to have a relationship that should be enough. You don't have to be the best in bed she's ever had, any more than you need to be the tallest / richest / fastest. Just right for her at that time.

I hate the shirades

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What's to hate?

Serious hat on:

If she likes you enough to have a relationship that should be enough

How can she know that after a couple of dates?

You don't have to be the best in bed she's ever had, any more than you need to be the tallest / richest / fastest. Just right for her at that time.

Thats depressing, almost like you assume she'd have low self esteem- go for the pick of the bunch at that moment.

You dont [b]need[/b] to have a girlfriend/boyfriend in your bed. Sometimes people are happy with their own space, only want to share their time with someone who is the one/right for them. Like I say, I hope I'm never single. I don't think I could do the dating scene personally.

I'm taking notes, flowers no, alcohol yes, drugs...although just did a little sick about the 'sports dating thing'

hora your mind my love.... 🙄

Wrecker...I see what you did there 😈

So actually, what this thread boils down to is not "do I take flowers?" but "what would hora do?"

When you've worked that out DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE!

Emsz I have the same sexdrive as I did when I was in my mid-teens 😉

Im gonna heave...

There's a joke in here about ladies and gardens but I haven't worked it out yet.

IIRC it was quite good fun to be taught new things by ladies who had more practice than me in the time when I was YFS.

You should see his sock drawer!!! 😯