2023 Eurovision thread.

Ukraine look like future time from Bill & Ted 😃

I think Moldova are going for the wierd novelty vote here.

It's Moldova. They make Finland look shy and retiring.

Girls making devil horns out of their hair and an oompa loompa on the nose flute, they were quite restrained this year.

More like the terminators brother on acid.

Pretty good overall this one.

Sorry, but this one (Ukraine) is a bit shit.

There’s an APP?!

I wish someone would have told me…

There will be a magazine next.

Gonna get the political/empathy vote but....nah Finland has it so far

Ukraine will get plenty of votes no matter what.

ah, its wiggle girl

Ukraine another too good for Eurovision track.

I’m hoping for a Eurovision sticker book, like the World Cup.

Remind me, is she out of Avengers or Guardians?

Norway: Europop meets Wagner meets game of thrones.

Bring back the yellow wolves. They were great

Ahh… Norway go full Eurovision… all the buttons pressed.

Classic Eurotrash, what we’re all actually here for.

Remind me, is she out of Avengers or Guardians?

Ms Mordaunt

Norway deserves to do well, all the elements are there..

Alicia's got bangers on a roll. That's a sausage butty, love.

Germany going for the camp metalhead vote.

Keith from The Prodigy has been resurrected to lead the German entry this year.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Finland still winning it for me. Banger. Norway's is pretty good tho.

Did the German singer lose his right trouser leg in his chainring?

I've seen that thigh tattoo before

I’ve never heard the word ‘glitter’ screamed with such ferocity.

It might be the beer but everything about this is brilliant 🇩🇪 😂

I think Germany's singer is a boss in Diablo.

Hell to the ****ing yes, this is what it's about. "Blood and glitter, satan's litter" 🤣 Amazing.

Till has been on a diet

Germany's got it er all on display. Has he shoved a chicken down there 😭

Did the German singer lose his right trouser leg in his chainring?

Hence shouting blood and presumably the glitter is coming from the missing lycra.

only 3 more til Croatia

Hence shouting blood and presumably the glitter is coming from the missing lycra.

Blood and glitter, up the shi-

This Lithuania one has no hope following Germany.
And it's remarkably dull.

This Israeli one is good. But needs more beard.

Where did the cargo pants go?

The fact that the last third is just a dance...
No.

OK so Israel is hoping for the dancing in underwear vote.

U-NI-CORN!

Fatigue starting to set in now.

EDIT: OK, I'M BACK!

OK so Israel is hoping for the dancing in underwear vote.

Well it's got my vote 😂

Apart from Slovenia 🤣

Slovenia need to work on the air guitar moves there.

J-lo gets my vote as well

Apparently Slovenia have been giving out branded condoms.

Is it bad that I quite liked that?

Fatigue starting to set in now.

Don't go to bed quite yet....

because

Croatia