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8 9 10 11 12 14 15....sod it
stocktake at work........ 8)
42?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10? What about 9?
Seven ate nine...
Just put everything down as twelvety 😉
"wheres that box of.....? you know the ones yes, yes you do, nahhhh not them... the other ones you idiot..."
&
Repeat
Just count in troll:
One, Two, Many, Lots, One One, One Two, One Many, .......
(One for the Pratchett fans)
Break it down baby...
Did you hear about the race between two cats across the Channel?
A British cat called Onetwothree and a French one called Undeuxtrois
The British cat won, because Undeuxtrois cat sank.
My coat? Why yes, thanks.
Customer: 'I need 24 of (product) for one office, and 18 for the other office'
Me: 'OK, the price for 42 (products) would be £xxxx'
C: 'Why do I need 42?'
Me: 'Because 24 plus 18 is 42.'
C: 'No it isn't, it's 43.'
Me: 'It's definitely 42'
C: 'My calculator says it's 43'
Me: 'Your calculator is wrong, try it again.'
*sounds of buttons being pressed
C: 'How much was 42 again?'
Maffs iz teh hardist..... 🙄
The British cat won, because Undeuxtrois cat sank.
Reminds me of
'Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because un œuf is un œuf'.
2 large trade depots i deal with need to either have more stocktakes, or have people who can count, fed up with paying for stuff, then they come bnack and say we only have 1 or none despite computer saying they have stock.
Did you hear about the race between two cats across the Channel?A British cat called Onetwothree and a French one called Undeuxtrois
The British cat won, because Undeuxtrois cat sank.
My coat? Why yes, thanks.
Giggle fit, ta!
😆thetallpaul - Member
Just count in troll:
One, Two, Many, Lots, One One, One Two, One Many, .......(One for the Pratchett fans)
1 costs £1
10 costs £2
100 cost £3
What is it/ are they?
House numbers,doh.
I don't get the swimming cat joke. :-/
Reminds me of'Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because un œuf is un œuf'.
Or what do you call a French Cobbler?
Phillipe Phlop
Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because un œuf is un œuf'
Dundonian man returns from the trenches in 1918, and is asked what he thinks of France:
"It's great - you ask for twaa eggs, and they give you three"
Kryton57 - Member
I don't get the swimming cat joke. :-/
Lol, that's funnier than the joke.
Seriously, I really don't get it. I've been sitting here saying une deux trios in a thousand ways to see if I can leap the void.
Seriously, I really don't get it. I've been sitting here saying une deux trios in a thousand ways to see if I can leap the void.
🙂
Definitely funnier than the joke!
😆 Try counting to five.Seriously, I really don't get it. I've been sitting here saying une deux trios in a thousand ways to see if I can leap the void
Doesn't seem like the joke went down very well.
ton think yourself lucky you're doing stocktake now. We do our at work in the gap between Christmas and new year when everyone else in our line of work is at home or in the pub.
Genuine PMSL @ Kryton!
Glad to have brought a smile to those who got it!
Tymbian, I was going to say logs.
nah molgrips..the jesmonddingo has it.
@ Kryton...it took me a while also..try counting to 5 in french.
Logs.. Get it? Mathematical joke.. Slightly wrong though but still funnyI thought.
CaptainFlashheart - Member
Genuine PMSL @ Kryton!
I've got it now, thanks for the tips. CFH, I'm on the cheap stuff again, can you tell?
What can I say, I've had a really merde day.
Genuine LOL @kryton
2k of gear down on a 1.2 million turnover. I am crap at maths, but that was the outcome.
is that good or bad?