[Closed] What's this joker on about?

Tom I don't have a boyfriend I hope you enjoyed yours.

Whats that got to do with going mountain biking????
You love life is your business

[i]You love life is your business [/i]

Now remember Ton, a few pages back? He can't walk or ride remember, something to do with a knackered back... So I'm guessing his love life isn't up to much either. It's a wonder he can perfom complex mechanical jobs and resprays on all these frames in fact...

😉

Though I have enjoyed this experience and my new found membership and welcome reception onto the single track forum. On which I will from now on be a regular participant since I can sit at my computer again. I think I’ve demonstrated my ability to put up with sh1t and the fact that I can rant’ rave’ be calm’ provocative’ childish and quite a few other things.
My point is this. There are a lot of people out there who don’t feel comfortable in their lives. They feel trapped or depressed. Under more stress than is good for anyone to bear. To all you people I would say this’ Nothing anyone else says’ does or thinks has any effect on you but what you allow it to. We live in a psychologically tyrannical society which is very hard to be relaxed in as all too often we feel out of control.

In this day and age if people can much you about they will. Simple as that there TV addled wits have been conditioned for years to believe it, every soap show and moronic programme on the box reinforces it. Be yourselves and if the world doesn’t except you then to hell with the world. Find your own path.

To all the bikers, Ridefree!.
To all the tossers, toss on!.

But where do you get your frames from? (no full stop after the question mark)

Can't believe I missed those full stops after the exclamation marks.

Kaesae- obviously you have injuries as per your info, bet you can't wait to get back out on the bike, just of interest what do you/did you ride pre-back injury and where are your fave trails? not trying to add a bit of peace and love, but if you talk about bikes and riding, you tend to find the STW forumites less trollish 🙂

full stops after the exclamation marks.

Scottish education? Ducks (quack)

I don't think he's one of ours, at least I hope not.

Where do you get from your frames from?

I know the answer but I want to hear it from you.

as there’s nothing in your pant’s that would amuse anything but a fish

you can have sex with fish ?? Which ones are the dirtiest ?

To all the bikers, Ridefree!.
To all the tossers, toss on!.

isn't it simplistic to think these categories are mutually exclusive ??

To all you people I would say this’ Nothing anyone else says’ does or thinks has any effect on you but what you allow it to

this is actually very good advice, and part of the Cognitive Behaviour Therapy. How it fits in with all the name calling I'm not sure.

I'm hearing rumours about where he may be getting them from.

franksinatra- the gopping paintjob pixies bring him his frames ready to be lubed and prepped by his passion and skill, before being flogged off to poor unsespecting punters 🙂

I'm hearing rumours about where he may be getting them from.

Warranty returns? 😐

An off-forum contact tells me he has a conviction for stealing a bike 🙁 Of course I have no way of verifying this.

Pulls up chair.......

Damn - I'm off out tonight, this may all get abit heated. Will catch up when I get back.

Umm that phone number... who does it belong to? Not particularly pleasant to be posting up peoples numbers if they don't want it on here.

It's mine, i need some action tonight as i've got a free house.

what time do you want me there?

in all seriousness though - who does it belong to?

No idea, but not to clever if it does actually belong to someone.

Nine o clock ok with you?

thebikechain - Member

what time do you want me there?

in all seriousness though - who does it belong to?

you lot are awful, I wanna learn more about "inventing the flush", sounds like that shxt rox0rs!

ahh i see. Thanks for that Glen. (psst Guppy on the 18th ok with you?)

freek - sounds good but i need to be back by 10.

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looks like a witch to me .... right down to the hooky nose

how long is it before the lid comes off this and we find out Fred Dibnah is back.... nice twist to halloween night possibly

Keyser Söze seems very similar to his user name and his spelling abilities. 3 days old... so where are the frames from?

An hour should be fine.

yes do tell us where are the frames from? has he found an old bike frame mine in scotland and is he using people of restricted growth to get them? is Kaesae in fact some sort of Midget gang master?

Goan face to face you wouldn't last 10 seconds you want a piece f@ck nut come get some.

Bold statement for someone who is in so much pain they have been unable to walk for over two years

Banned! lol! 😆
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This is what I dont get about the interwebs.

Why not just leave and never come back or leave and create a new account and forget it?

Oh because it wasn't Airborne! Ahhhh.

To all the tossers, toss on!.

Toss off surely?

Is it worth reading this from the start? I got bored with the moz one, but if this is better I'll read it. X factor has just started.

Yep tis a classic, well worth a read - X factor startings a good reason to read war & peace ffs 😉

Kettle on then

kaesae - Member

Goan face to face you wouldn't last 10 seconds you want a piece f@ck nut come get some.

is this not a picture of you?

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HTF will you fight Goan??

They can't have banned him, I've just started to play with him 🙄

Rob - I don't like it.

Goan - why not? he is claiming to be crippled and reckons he can do you!

He probably could. I'm a lover not a fighter you see. 😉

It was a little britain reference btw.

oops 😳

I want that one.

There i don't fell left out of this thread now.

**waves** Hello Mum! **waves**

he can't be gone..... I feel like we were only just getting to know him and yet I miss his chirpy little words of wisdom already 😥
He would have genius on one of the hang the paedo type threads

tazzy - you might appreciate this http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/

thebikechain- that's funny as ****