[Closed] What tools, bits & bobs do you take on your ride?

I wouldn't want to have to complete my ride with only one sock on

I don't mind the squatting and bare-bottom-ness (behind a suitably discreet bush obviously)

Cough, splutter, fnarr fnarr 😉 - a certain wilkinson sword advert springs to mind...

'tis good for you - urine:

http://www.universal-tao.com/article/urine_therapy.html

Haven't read the whole thread - but for what it's worth I don't go out without:

Puncture kit
Pump
Allen keys
Chain tool
Phone
Spare shirt or waterproof
Money (pubs need money - well unless it's my local!)

I'll happily go without spare tube - usually patch on the spot anyway.

Ah ha..

RoadieModa:
Pump
Repair kit/tyre lever (1)
Mobile
£10.00

MTBModa:
Pump
Spare Tube
Repair kit/tyre lever (1)
Spare gold link
Mobile
£10.00