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From Pinkbike, this is apparently Jordan's next venture....
https://instagram.com/knucker_hole?igshid=1gs1kf8pm86v
Really. Do Vegans take well to being told to **** off?
Vegan cashew cheese.
Riiiiiight.
metg1991 out of curiosity, what size is your frame and how much does it weigh?
It looks mint 😉
Vegan cashew cheese. Riiiiiight.
Sure. It's a piece of scrubland in the middle of Western Australia. Might be the location of the registered office, I guess.
https://what3words.com/vegan.cashew.cheese
Vegan cashew cheese.
Riiiiiight.
Makes sense. Plant-based lifestyling offers a whole new seam of cash rich and bullshit-susceptible customers to be mined.
Vegan cashew cheese.
I'm guessing a cashew is a vegan cashcow?
Makes sense. Plant-based lifestyling offers a whole new seam of cash rich and bullshit-susceptible customers to be mined.
Do you think Jordan actually shouted ‘Eureka!’ when he realised that fashion isn’t just related to clothing? All his projects seem to be based around it in some way. It’s good that fashions stick around for a long time too, so con artists entrepreneurs can’t chop and change from one ‘great’ idea to the next, once you’ve milked (cashew, obvs) it for all its worth.
Wait, no...
Are the cheesecloth shirts up for sale yet?
Sounds like Sick! are a human incarnation of a Knucker 😀
I reckon he’s just trolling here and the PinkBike forum.
Serial Contrepreneur has a nice ring to it.
That would look good on a T-shirt
Well, the cheese certainly looks like Sick, so there is some continuity.
The insta account has gone private now...
Good luck finding "A lot of new people" who want to work for you...!
Good luck finding “A lot of new people” who want to work for you…!
It'll be another bunch of dreamers who think it'd be cool to run a bike/t-shirt co I fear.
Good luck finding “A lot of new people” who want to work for you
I assume that's the insolvency service?
Wouldn't "a lot" of people require them to be new anyway as there were only 3 employees?
At least they’ve managed to coax an apology out of all the bullshit.
they're grateful they had the opportunity to funk up? crazy kids
At least they’ve managed to coax an apology out of all the bullshit.
I think, going on past form, its more likely a million monkeys at a million typewriters thing than an actual apology.
I wonder if Knucker Hole Cheese is as readily available as Rich Energy?
Sold in loads of places that they can't tell you about....
That also sounds like a decent'ish apology on the insta post - pity it's taken so long.
I think, going on past form, its more likely a million monkeys at a million typewriters thing than an actual apology.
When I read Sick posts my feeling is they are saying what they think people want to hear, rather than actually sorting any of the issues, just to deflect or delay any action against them.
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When I read Sick posts my feeling is they are saying what they think people want to hear, rather than actually sorting any of the issues, just to deflect or delay any action against them.
Couldn’t agree more.
Maxway just created a Pinkbike account to post this:
Hi everyone,We are Maxway a frame maker from Taiwan,We want to make a statement that we didn't make any frame for Sick Bicycle and we didn't have any business with Sick Bicycle !
I wonder if framebuilders standing up and saying 'We don't have anything to do with Sick!' is going to become a thing. If so it's going to need a hashtag.
Would an actual apology on an Instagram post from Sick suggest that Jordan may not be handling their PR anymore?
I wonder if framebuilders standing up and saying ‘We don’t have anything to do with Sick!’ is going to become a thing. If so it’s going to need a hashtag.
#imnotspartacus
Says nothing about the refunds does it? Does one of the new people have a wallet?
What about the project managers? Tell me that they're not going to lose their jobs too??
Serial Contrepreneur has a nice ring to it.
It does, someone should put it on a T-shirt...
Says nothing about the refunds does it?
And untill people who are owed money get paid out apologies are worthless and pointless 🙁
It does, someone should put it on a T-shirt…
*sense he may have missed something*
Interesting : when I typed Sick Bicycle Company into the What3words search field it gave me this. The words seem appropriate :
https://what3words.com/deals.crash.smoke
What3Words is actually wired into the subconscious of the world Matrix-stylee. Either that or there are so many combinations due to the tiny tile size that you can make anything out of nothing. I'm going to set up some sort of Gypsy Rosa-Lee Tarot reading service based on it. You pick the significant places in your life to reveal the truth, or you pick the words from flashcards to choose your next holiday (Western Australian or US deserts due to the country/language bias built into the mechanism). Or maybe Jordan will beat me to it.
Regarding any of Jordan's new ventures I'm sure he'll be able to draw on his extensive CV to promote his suitability for the role.
When I read Sick posts my feeling is they are saying what they think people want to hear, rather than actually sorting any of the issues, just to deflect or delay any action against them.
🤐👏
I wonder if framebuilders standing up and saying ‘We don’t have anything to do with Sick!’ is going to become a thing. If so it’s going to need a hashtag.
What difference would it make? It was amateurs that they were using for pretty much anything.Hardly worthy of anything , before someone steps up and says , FTW he made nothing except the one bike shown which captain calamity , I will fight you on the internet will have claimed has his own.
Any money Planet X's owner will have bought them out for a quid by wednesday and will turn it into something ace on here because their deity makes an appearance extolling the awesumz of cheap Chi/Taiwan made goods. #bikeindustrylolz
*sense he may have missed something*
*Or you did*...
Could be worse I guess...
https://www.bikeradar.com/news/speedx-smart-bike/
I mean, they could definitely have gone bust...
promised me a Unicorn and delivered nothing
There's enough politics threads on here already thank you.
Any money Planet X’s owner will have bought them out for a quid by wednesday and will turn it into something ace on here because their deity makes an appearance extolling the awesumz of cheap Chi/Taiwan made goods.
Aren’t the majority of bikes made in Taiwan? To be fair to Planet X they normally buy up the names of formerly good defunct brands. That puts Sick out of the equation .
Planet X’s owner will have bought them out
I don't rate the chances of Jordan having a [planet] xsick plan.
Yeah one pound for a toxic brand name with no stock doesn't seem like a good deal.
Interesting article on the SpeedX collapse:
https://cyclingtips.com/2019/06/what-happened-to-speedx/
That SpeedX article is staggering - well worth a read.