That patch of soggy trail is much much deeper than I thought .
Winter boots and gloves hold stinky cold water really well .
Hands and feet covered in cold water get bloody cold quickly .
😳
Carluccio's chocolate brownie is like crystal meth to a 4 year old.
Drinking Guinness will always end up with the release of a large family of otters back into the wild the following morning.
Caddon Bank chicken chutes are now more gnarly than the main drop, due to erosion.
The Jungle Book (1967) is as wonderful now to my 2 year old as is was for me 30 odd years ago.
Damned straight.
Having a parent with Dementia is tough
Not replacing a CX tyre when running low on tread does not make for a fun climb off road.
There is a reason why tubs are popular in cyclocross.
Riding a steep descent with wooden rungs and no air in the front tyre is not for the faint-hearted.