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At the top of the track was a lot of tall grass and a 3ft pile of used knickers, bras and stockings.
Just reminded me - I found a stash of underwear catalogue pages and a pile of ladies' underwear in a disused military fortification while route-finding in Croatia. My guess it was a local kid's w**k-den.
No idea where the underwear came from, but I'd hazard a guess there's a few empty spots on washing lines in the local village.
They didn't have a pot on the boil, licking their lips in anticipation of a Hora Breakfast.?
No they met someone with the kindest eyes and a smile from ear to ear.
No they met someone with the kindest eyes and a smile from ear to ear.
Was this the doped-up virgin they were sacrificing?
This reminds me of the I-Spy books that were all the rage when I was a lad.
I can tick off: mucky book photoshoot, blow-job in progress, illegal rave, filming(Dr.Who) and medieval roleplaying ****s.
Can you beat this, though? In a clearing in woods north of Cardiff I see two women enraptured by the crazy-eyed topless man in a kilt who is serending them with a version of 'Do ya think I'm sexy" on the bagpipes.
Can you beat this, though? In a clearing in woods north of Cardiff I see two women enraptured by the crazy-eyed topless man in a kilt who is serending them with a version of 'Do ya think I'm sexy" on the bagpipes.
😆
I bow down to your awesomeness.
In a clearing in woods north of Cardiff
Where?
Daffy: One girl weeing on another in the Nidd Gorge. The one who was doing the weeing branded me a pervert as I rode past. Words completely failed me, so no witty retort.
Perhaps those people were caught short?...
This morning, on 3 separate occasions, 3 attractive young ladies out on their early morning run, running towards me, smiling.
Historically, attractive young ladies usually do their best to move away from me, rather than towards me . 😉
The oddest thing I ever see is a guy that takes his dogs for a walk on his bike. They drag him down the road at a fair old speed. I've never, ever seen anyone "at it", or doing owt weird. Maybe I need to start riding elsewhere! 🙂
I used to ride to work in the Surrey Hills, so I'd often see dead deer, foxes, badgers and rabbits. But the weirdest thing was a Vauxhall Astra. On it's roof.
That's not weird, seen loads of cars on the trails up in the Valleys. Joyriders like to see how far they can get up trails.
To be fair though Molgrips, the Valleys are a bit "different" to the Surrey Hills.
And most other places too.
A dead body........
Well he was there again yesterday....but this time joined by his wife! Guess a bit of naturist early morning gardening must be the routine on a sunny Sunday morning!
One girl weeing on another in the Nidd Gorge.
Is that some kind of specialist slang?