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Please don't come on a Southern Forum Ride - the wimmin don't take no prisoners. 👿
"Jon Rambo: why not come down and I'll show you some gnar in Surrey, guarenteed to curl your thinning hair? If your stuck until your next giro we can sub you a few quid for the coach.
Let me know. "
yeh sounds good! i'll get me road bike ready for it, cheers. 😆
Its a long bicycle ride from ooop north to darn sarf on a road bike.
I'm sure the Quantocks, Dartmoor and Exmoor were de classified as Southern trails....
[url= http://fwd.five.tv/gadget-show/videos/challenge/great-outdoors-challenge-part-one ]Gnarly scottish mountain biking[/url]
Southerners have bigger penises, better looking women and earn more money, so you can keep your bleak featureless moorland doubletrack.
" Penrod Pooch - Member
Southerners have bigger penises, better looking women and earn more money, so you can keep your bleak featureless moorland doubletrack. "
😆
[i]Southerners have bigger penises[/i]
Northerners have 8" tongues & can breathe through their ears.
You're all soft southerners from our point of view I'm afraid. 🙂