Hi Chaps, welcome back to the occasional semi competition where I ask what slogans I should include in my next batch of stickers.
Previously and almost constantly we have:
* No Britneys
* Chicks Dig Single Speeders
* Cycling is not a crime
* I brake for cake
* More Beers Than Gears
Best suggestion will win a "Bikemonger- Wisecracker" its a 4mm headset spacer that features a bottle opener for mid ride ales, shed ales, beach ales, and if you keep the bike in house Kitchen ales too.
Come on then, finish that botle of wine and get thinking.
"your name here"
"actual size"
"if you can read this, rider in ditch"
SSer are ****s
Attentionwhores ride SS
Too Dumb for gears
"what goes around goes around goes around goes around goes around and around" (wrap it around the frame like the Cotic stickers)
one for sheldona:
"my other bikes a Jones"
😆
"Faster downhill than up"
My other bike is your mum
"wanted: help fixing my derailleur"
"are we there yet?"
"I spy one thing beginning with G"
"By heck no rear mech!!"
"nothing changes"
"I have to stand up when it gets hard"
Gears are for queers
I haven't got a Jones, I'm not Niche enough
16:32 just gone half four
'One cog just the job'
"I'm single and rigid"
"Gears are for queers"
"The need for single speed"
"Gearless & happy"
"Gears are too complicated"
'Gears are for gayers'
gears are for queers
"100% Riding - no missed shifts"
'Too posh to push? then don't buy a Single speed'
"you can take my gears, but you can't take my freedoommmmmm"
"one gear, one love"
"just one gear and still no idea"
too slow on that one
"Single malt lover, single speed rider"
"Make Fixies History"
"Wait 'til you see my Chopper"
"My other bike's a Budgie"
"Mafia? I sh1t 'em!"
"Caution: Bastard on board"
" I love Hackney"
"I didn't think Genesis were too bad, but I thought Phil Collins was right up his own arse, to be perfectly honest"
"If you can read this, we must be married"
"All Black Cab drivers are charming, intelligent, lovely people who are surely the best drivers on the road"
"Thatcher Must Die"
"D'you want to see some puppies?"
"No Step"
"I SS, therefore I am"
"forty eight teeth to go"
"its easier this way"
Ray Mears ate my gears
'I ride one gear all year'
'Too many gears & it'll end in tears'
"It's not as hard as it looks"
'of course you are!'
'faster than you'
'life is life' (ner ner na na naa)
"My Brain is my second favourite organ"
'A one speed steed is all I need'
'If it ain't broke then don't fixie it'
"its harder than it looks!"
"I brake for hills"
'Singlespeeders get there eventually'
My SS bike is an instrument, rather than a machine......
"OMG SS LOL"
The voices made me do it .
"Yes I Can Freewheel!!"
talent compensator
you must be gutted that i can keep up
how much did you spend on that
9 is not 8 faster
one ring, only 16 teeth
"Granny Ring......**** Off"
"All the ideas; and just one gear"
Looking good so far. liking
Nothing Changes
Telent compensator
and I think "**** your granny ring"... will offend everyone.
16<--SS-->32
'No gears! it'll take you years!'
SS - The finest mode of transport known to man.
SS - is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy
and I think "**** your granny ring"... will offend everyone.
Isn't that the Idea!!! 🙂
"This way up" but letters are upside down
Gregory peck stole my Mech
sheena easton made my bars
More splifters less shifters
Free Your Mind - **** your knees
"Aaarrrgh Cramp"
dn ??? ????o
SS - are you tough enough?
SS - smoothly does it!
SS - cheap but not nasty
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
'Who needs knees anyway?'
If at first you don't succeed, Singlespeed.
"Yes I am a Machine!"
one of Bob Marleys Wailers
smoked my Derailieurs
More Marley & Wailers - Less Derailleurs
[b]Singl_Sp__d - Cycling Without The Ease[/b]
one revolution at a time or,
getting there one revolution at a time
One is all you need (cockpushup)
niche (but using the miche logo (cant do the accented e))
grinding away all day long, just like your mom
[i]one of Bob Marleys Wailers
smoked my Derailieurs [/i]
Now that is a sticker i would buy. Especially if it was in reggae colours.
Vitesse simple!
Singola velocità!
Neo
KiSS
"SS Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia " ~ H.G. Wells
^ seconded
bob marley that is
one paedo
if you've got gears, look away now
'Ride me if you dare'
'Always ready for it'
'lasts hours'
"Faster downhill than up"
I'd need "Faster uphill than down".
It's more fun when it's rigid
"One Ring Bling"
Boo yah!
Singlesteed
MINES A SINGLE
SIMPLY SINGLE
LOL at the Wailers one, I want that sticker!
"Yes, I know"
52" Yeah Baby