Roll-call for the STW Springley Swingley Swinley sexy party… – Page 4 – Bike Forum

philconsequence · 2011-03-08T09:54:00Z

[b][u]Roll-call for the STW Springley Swingley Swinley sexy party...[/b][/u] Right my sexy people, there was a little bit of confusion with the list of people coming to the ride, so [u]here's a thread purely for adding your names to the list of people coming along[/u] :) The original thread is [url- HERE - CLICKY* [/url] and lists lots and lots of details about time, place, parking, maps, rules, ability groups, passes and so on. Please take a couple of minutes to read the first post as chances are it will answer any questions you may have! If you do have any questions about the ride [b]please[/b] ask them on the [urlthread[/url] so we can keep this thread as a list of people. [b][u]ADDITIONAL INFO FOR THE RIDE[/b][/u] [b]Springley Swingley Swinley Video fun[/b] I'd really enjoy the opportunity to mess around and maybe create a little video of the event... So if you have a helmet/action cam please do bring it along! I'll bring my netbook and grab copies of any video footage taken at the end of the ride. Don't worry about the format your camera records in, chances are the editing program I use will handle it fine, but please set your cam to the highest resolution possible. :wink: [b]Riding and food times[/b] Meeting at 11:30am to split into groups and start riding at 12:00 sharp... meeting back at the LookOut cafe at 15:00pm-ish. Bring your own snacks and cakes if you want to save some money! As the different ability groups will all head off in different directions around Swinley, meeting back at 3ish should mean we all get to share that warm after ride buzz (and give me video footage). I've chosen a cafe time in advance as hopefully this will mean people can invite families along to the cafe afterwards if they want. :D Just to recap: PaulD - leading 1 fast group thisisnotaspoon - leading second fastish group cinnamon_girl - leading a slower group DrRSwank - offered himself to possibly lead a second slow group There's a couple of forum members searching for/offering lifts so please use/check the original thread to organise such kindness. [b][u]THE LIST....[/b][/u] If I've missed you out, or equally you can no longer make it, please edit yourself on or off the list by [b]copy and pasting the whole list into a new post[/b]. If you're bringing other riding buddies along or partners etc please edit the list to include a "plus 1", "plus 4" and so on. philconsequence +2 mrsconsequence Bigface0_0 +4 mrlebowski dandelionandmurdoch Torminalis guido boriselbrus topgunsteve +2 hilldodger tazzymtb nickf Mr Woppit thisisnotaspoon rOcKeTdOg +4 toab Keva Anna B Andy singletrackmind Kevsterjw RichPenny langer1 mboy allthegear jimithenomad + 1 cinnamon_girl Gephaudio + 1 captaindanger atlaz Mr Happy Jack +1 DaRC_L goatboyisheretopleaseyou lungman mulacs aleigh DrRSwank +1 flebby + 4 The Southern Yeti ononeorange +1 DrP (depending on flights and stuff) neilneilorangepeel nacho SilentSparky scud Dickyboy psychle lexiekay hilldodger neilnevill (if ankle allows) I_Ache Tiger6791 SamB mrblobby timothius miguelito mike61 +more? futon river crossing Piha Uberscott & Mrs Uberscott chiefgrooveguru ChrisA66 ralph1471 Sandwich +1 lewismorgan Thanks everyone! Really looking forward to this, Swinley trail conditions were lovely last weekend and we keep getting these dry sunny days :)

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Does anyone know where I can get a pink lycra cycling strip in time for Sunday?

This is a serious question BTW.

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:28 pm

cinnamon_girl

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OMG! Leather??? Knitted riding knickers????? Pink lycra??????

That Broadmoor siren will be going off. 😯

I may have a headache ...

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:31 pm

tazzymtb

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TSY at the weekend

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Posted : 17/03/2011 9:34 pm

aleigh

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The 'get yourself seen' gear can be found in all good bicycle shops 😀

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:34 pm

TheSouthernYeti

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It needs to be a little bit stylish... don't want to be too self-concious.

Anyone know where I can get a 'look at me' sign made.

It's not like I'm actually quite shy or owt.

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:36 pm

aleigh

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I can make you one...I have all my old art college stuff lurking in my house somewhere

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:40 pm

TheSouthernYeti

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Make sure it's aerodynamic... or at least make it so it looks like I'm moving fast?

That's the brief... GO!

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:43 pm

philconsequence

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go faster stripes!

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:45 pm

cinnamon_girl

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😯

😆

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:47 pm

cinnamon_girl

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Little sign, hmmmmm ...

'Double drop-off Queen'

Yay or nay? Kinda rolls off the tongue.

😉

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:49 pm

aleigh

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Naaa....bright 'get yourself seen' pink with white go faster stripes will be the order of the day! I'll ensure it fits snug to your back!

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:51 pm

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philconsequence +2
mrsconsequence - SLOW GROUP
Bigface0_0 MEDIUM GROUP
mrlebowski
dandelionandmurdoch
Torminalis +1 - Medium group!
guido
boriselbrus
topgunsteve +2
hilldodger
tazzymtb
nickf
Mr Woppit
thisisnotaspoon - MEDIUM GROUP
rOcKeTdOg +4
toab - SLOW GROUP
Keva
Anna B
Andy
singletrackmind
Kevsterjw - SLOW
RichPenny
langer1
mboy
allthegear
jimithenomad + 1
cinnamon_girl - SLOW GROUP
Gephaudio + 1
captaindanger
atlaz
Mr Happy Jack +1
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
lungman
mulacs
aleigh - SLOW GROUP
DrRS**** +1
flebby + 4
The Southern Yeti - FAST/FASTISH GROUP
ononeorange +1
DrP (depending on flights and stuff)
neilneilorangepeel +1 MEDIUM GROUP
nacho
SilentSparky
scud
Dickyboy
psychle
lexiekay
hilldodger
neilnevill (if ankle allows)
I_Ache
Tiger6791
SamB
mrblobby
timothius
miguelito
mike61 +more?
futon river crossing
Piha
Uberscott & Mrs Uberscott - SLOW GROUP
ChrisA66 - SLOW GROUP
ralph1471
Sandwich +1 - MEDIUM GROUP (plus 1 in SLOW GROUP)
lewismorgan
PaulD
jg911 = SLOW GROUP
Phil56 = medium group please
PlopNofear +3 (Medium to Fast)
ericemel plus 4 slow group
goodgey Medium group I think
Tenuous (medium/fast) + Mrs Tenuous (slow)
mattstreet + 1 or 2 (slow)

Posted : 17/03/2011 9:58 pm

neilnevill

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Bugger it! I'm going to have to pass.... :o(

Posted : 17/03/2011 10:22 pm

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After yesterday at Cannock I think I'd better go in the slow group - unless the medium one looks very unscary...

philconsequence +2
mrsconsequence - SLOW GROUP
Bigface0_0 MEDIUM GROUP
mrlebowski
dandelionandmurdoch
Torminalis +1 - Medium group!
guido
boriselbrus
topgunsteve +2
hilldodger
tazzymtb
nickf
Mr Woppit
thisisnotaspoon - MEDIUM GROUP
rOcKeTdOg +4
toab - SLOW GROUP
Keva
Anna B
Andy
singletrackmind
Kevsterjw - SLOW
RichPenny
langer1
mboy
allthegear
jimithenomad + 1
cinnamon_girl - SLOW GROUP
Gephaudio + 1
captaindanger
atlaz
Mr Happy Jack +1
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
lungman
mulacs
aleigh - SLOW GROUP
DrRS**** +1
flebby + 4
The Southern Yeti - FAST/FASTISH GROUP
ononeorange +1
DrP (depending on flights and stuff)
neilneilorangepeel +1 MEDIUM GROUP
nacho
SilentSparky
scud
Dickyboy
psychle
lexiekay - SLOW GROUP (probably)
hilldodger
neilnevill (if ankle allows)
I_Ache
Tiger6791
SamB
mrblobby
timothius
miguelito
mike61 +more?
futon river crossing
Piha
Uberscott & Mrs Uberscott - SLOW GROUP
ChrisA66 - SLOW GROUP
ralph1471
Sandwich +1 - MEDIUM GROUP (plus 1 in SLOW GROUP)
lewismorgan
PaulD
jg911 = SLOW GROUP
Phil56 = medium group please
PlopNofear +3 (Medium to Fast)
ericemel plus 4 slow group
goodgey Medium group I think
Tenuous (medium/fast) + Mrs Tenuous (slow)
mattstreet + 1 or 2 (slow)

Posted : 17/03/2011 10:28 pm

TheSouthernYeti

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As long as it looks like I'm going fast aleigh, that's all that matters.

Posted : 17/03/2011 10:35 pm

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philconsequence +2
mrsconsequence - SLOW GROUP
Bigface0_0 MEDIUM GROUP
mrlebowski
dandelionandmurdoch
Torminalis +1 - Medium group!
guido
boriselbrus
topgunsteve +2
hilldodger
tazzymtb
nickf
Mr Woppit
thisisnotaspoon - MEDIUM GROUP
rOcKeTdOg +4
toab - SLOW GROUP
Keva
Anna B
Andy
singletrackmind
Kevsterjw - SLOW
RichPenny
langer1
mboy
allthegear
jimithenomad + 1
cinnamon_girl - SLOW GROUP
Gephaudio + 1
captaindanger
atlaz
Mr Happy Jack +1
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
lungman
mulacs
aleigh - SLOW GROUP
DrRS**** +1
flebby + 4
The Southern Yeti - FAST/FASTISH GROUP
ononeorange +1
DrP (depending on flights and stuff)
neilneilorangepeel +1 MEDIUM GROUP
nacho
SilentSparky
scud
Dickyboy
psychle
lexiekay - SLOW GROUP (probably)
hilldodger
neilnevill (if ankle allows)
I_Ache
Tiger6791
SamB
mrblobby
timothius
miguelito
mike61 +more?
futon river crossing
Piha
Uberscott & Mrs Uberscott - SLOW GROUP
ChrisA66 - SLOW GROUP
ralph1471
Sandwich +1 - MEDIUM GROUP (plus 1 in SLOW GROUP)
lewismorgan
PaulD
jg911 = SLOW GROUP
Phil56 = medium group please
PlopNofear +3 (Medium to Fast)
ericemel plus 4 slow group
goodgey Medium group I think
Tenuous (medium/fast) + Mrs Tenuous (slow)
mattstreet + 1 or 2 (slow)
jimmyjames +2 (slow or medium tbc)

Posted : 17/03/2011 10:41 pm

Sandwich

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Neon green alcantara, as it's washable, for me to match the mankini!

Posted : 17/03/2011 11:06 pm

cinnamon_girl

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Mr Consequence - perhaps we need a mankini roll call?

Sandwich - green sounds terrific. 😉

Posted : 17/03/2011 11:32 pm

TheSouthernYeti

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Excitable Nonsense.

Posted : 18/03/2011 9:31 am

philconsequence

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you sir are a cad and a bounder.

Posted : 18/03/2011 9:42 am

PeaslakeDave

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i make that 98 people so far!

Posted : 18/03/2011 10:53 am

philconsequence

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more than 98 if you include the people not from STW!

but as mentioned... i can't see everyone turning up. still will be fun though!

Posted : 18/03/2011 10:56 am

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How is the "slow" group going to work - is it "pedal slowly and then sick to the max on the fun bits" or is it "pedal quickly then drag brakes down the fun bits"? 😉

Posted : 18/03/2011 12:46 pm

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i've gaffa taped my back brake on already in preparation for the slow group if that helps SamB 😆

slow group will be slow, i might suggest the medium group if you want to tear it on the singletrack but relax a bit elsewhere... each group should go as fast as the slowest person in that group.

Posted : 18/03/2011 12:49 pm

cinnamon_girl

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Anyone want to know what tyres for Swinley? 😉

phil - should folk wear a name badge/sticky label?

Posted : 18/03/2011 1:37 pm

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have a feeling sticky labels would end up scattered all over swinley by the end of the ride, with this amount of people its best that we're all called "dave" for the day i think.

Posted : 18/03/2011 1:38 pm

cinnamon_girl

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OK, I'll put mine across my mouth. Oh wait ... make that two labels. 🙄

Posted : 18/03/2011 1:40 pm

philconsequence

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you don't like the name dave? 😥

Posted : 18/03/2011 1:42 pm

cinnamon_girl

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Nah, sorry!

What about Sammy Louise? Is she allowed to be 'herself'?

Posted : 18/03/2011 1:45 pm

PeaslakeDave

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dave suits me i suppose

Posted : 18/03/2011 2:47 pm

rOcKeTdOg

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Dunny look like I'll be there, everyone else I was hoping to travel down with has dropped out and fuel costs are prohibative for me to drive down without sharing the costs

Lonely biking continues 🙁

Posted : 18/03/2011 2:54 pm

cinnamon_girl

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Poor rOcKeTdOg. 🙁

Can you not just make an exception? You like Swinley and its Sexy Ladies. 😉

Posted : 18/03/2011 3:18 pm

cinnamon_girl

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As the sun will be shining, I shall wear my blue Singletrack jersey. 8)

Posted : 18/03/2011 8:59 pm

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beautiful day today, should dry out any dampness from yesterday 🙂

today is preparation day, fiddle with bikes, charge the camera, clear some space on the netbook, charge the walkie talkies and watch as many mtb dvds as i can to convince myself that despite medical advice i should fly off those dropped curbs 8)

Posted : 19/03/2011 8:55 am

atlaz

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Dampness? Hah... it was a watery swamp yesterday.

Posted : 19/03/2011 9:07 am

philconsequence

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its been dry all week though, so its just yesterdays rain to drain/dry surely?

Posted : 19/03/2011 9:15 am

aleigh

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Swamp or no swamp....it's going to be a laugh regardless!

Posted : 19/03/2011 10:11 am

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Can't make it now, removing myself from the list 🙁

philconsequence +2
mrsconsequence - SLOW GROUP
Bigface0_0 MEDIUM GROUP
mrlebowski
dandelionandmurdoch
Torminalis +1 - Medium group!
guido
boriselbrus
topgunsteve +2
hilldodger
tazzymtb
nickf
Mr Woppit
thisisnotaspoon - MEDIUM GROUP
rOcKeTdOg +4
toab - SLOW GROUP
Keva
Anna B
Andy
singletrackmind
Kevsterjw - SLOW
RichPenny
langer1
mboy
allthegear
jimithenomad + 1
cinnamon_girl - SLOW GROUP
Gephaudio + 1
captaindanger
atlaz
Mr Happy Jack +1
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
lungman
mulacs
aleigh - SLOW GROUP
DrRS**** +1
flebby + 4
The Southern Yeti - FAST/FASTISH GROUP
ononeorange +1
DrP (depending on flights and stuff)
neilneilorangepeel +1 MEDIUM GROUP
nacho
scud
Dickyboy
psychle
lexiekay - SLOW GROUP (probably)
hilldodger
neilnevill (if ankle allows)
I_Ache
Tiger6791
SamB
mrblobby
timothius
miguelito
mike61 +more?
futon river crossing
Piha
Uberscott & Mrs Uberscott - SLOW GROUP
ChrisA66 - SLOW GROUP
ralph1471
Sandwich +1 - MEDIUM GROUP (plus 1 in SLOW GROUP)
lewismorgan
PaulD
jg911 = SLOW GROUP
Phil56 = medium group please
PlopNofear +3 (Medium to Fast)
ericemel plus 4 slow group
goodgey Medium group I think
Tenuous (medium/fast) + Mrs Tenuous (slow)
mattstreet + 1 or 2 (slow)
jimmyjames +2 (slow or medium tbc

Posted : 19/03/2011 10:48 am

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I don't think I'll be able to make it now, removing myself from the list. Have fun everyone.

philconsequence +2
mrsconsequence - SLOW GROUP
Bigface0_0 MEDIUM GROUP
mrlebowski
dandelionandmurdoch
Torminalis +1 - Medium group!
guido
boriselbrus
topgunsteve +2
hilldodger
tazzymtb
nickf
Mr Woppit
thisisnotaspoon - MEDIUM GROUP
rOcKeTdOg +4
toab - SLOW GROUP
Keva
Anna B
Andy
singletrackmind
Kevsterjw - SLOW
RichPenny
langer1
mboy
allthegear
jimithenomad + 1
cinnamon_girl - SLOW GROUP
Gephaudio + 1
captaindanger
atlaz
Mr Happy Jack +1
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
lungman
mulacs
aleigh - SLOW GROUP
DrRS**** +1
flebby + 4
The Southern Yeti - FAST/FASTISH GROUP
ononeorange +1
DrP (depending on flights and stuff)
neilneilorangepeel +1 MEDIUM GROUP
nacho
scud
Dickyboy
psychle
lexiekay - SLOW GROUP (probably)
hilldodger
neilnevill (if ankle allows)
I_Ache
Tiger6791
SamB
mrblobby
timothius
miguelito
mike61 +more?
futon river crossing
Uberscott & Mrs Uberscott - SLOW GROUP
ChrisA66 - SLOW GROUP
ralph1471
Sandwich +1 - MEDIUM GROUP (plus 1 in SLOW GROUP)
lewismorgan
PaulD
jg911 = SLOW GROUP
Phil56 = medium group please
PlopNofear +3 (Medium to Fast)
ericemel plus 4 slow group
goodgey Medium group I think
Tenuous (medium/fast) + Mrs Tenuous (slow)
mattstreet + 1 or 2 (slow)
jimmyjames +2 (slow or medium tbc

Posted : 19/03/2011 10:57 am

atlaz

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I'm not going to make it. I managed to bust my rear brake in the filth yesterday

Posted : 19/03/2011 11:21 am

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Plan seemed to be going so well...

mrs blobby.... off for a spa day pampering
blobby pooch... booked in for some doggy day care
inappropriate bike... lyric forked hardtail polished and buffed

... all set to make sexy party time.

Despite this meticulous planning an annoying tickly throat from earlier in the week has since developed into the killer that is man flu. I doubt I'll survive the night so better count me out 🙁

Posted : 19/03/2011 1:22 pm

philconsequence

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charging up the helmet cam now 😀

Posted : 19/03/2011 1:24 pm

aleigh

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I am choosing which hotpants to wear 😀

Posted : 19/03/2011 1:28 pm

cinnamon_girl

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Shame that some have dropped out, including piha (Mojo will be making an appearance for some pointing and laughing). 🙄

Posted : 19/03/2011 4:31 pm

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Well Mrs Sandwich saw the mankini and alcantara outfit and has asserted her Droite de Madame! I am to wear the outfit for the rest of the weekend waiting on her hand and foot. Dark hints have been made as to other requirements, am slightly worried. Will attempt to make the next one, without letting on what I'm wearing. Have removed me from the list.

philconsequence +2
mrsconsequence - SLOW GROUP
Bigface0_0 MEDIUM GROUP
mrlebowski
dandelionandmurdoch
Torminalis +1 - Medium group!
guido
boriselbrus
topgunsteve +2
hilldodger
tazzymtb
nickf
Mr Woppit
thisisnotaspoon - MEDIUM GROUP
rOcKeTdOg +4
toab - SLOW GROUP
Keva
Anna B
Andy
singletrackmind
Kevsterjw - SLOW
RichPenny
langer1
mboy
allthegear
jimithenomad + 1
cinnamon_girl - SLOW GROUP
Gephaudio + 1
captaindanger
atlaz
Mr Happy Jack +1
goatboyisheretopleaseyou
lungman
mulacs
aleigh - SLOW GROUP
DrRS**** +1
flebby + 4
The Southern Yeti - FAST/FASTISH GROUP
ononeorange +1
DrP (depending on flights and stuff)
neilneilorangepeel +1 MEDIUM GROUP
nacho
scud
Dickyboy
psychle
lexiekay - SLOW GROUP (probably)
hilldodger
neilnevill (if ankle allows)
I_Ache
Tiger6791
SamB
mrblobby
timothius
miguelito
mike61 +more?
futon river crossing
Uberscott & Mrs Uberscott - SLOW GROUP
ChrisA66 - SLOW GROUP
ralph1471
lewismorgan
PaulD
jg911 = SLOW GROUP
Phil56 = medium group please
PlopNofear +3 (Medium to Fast)
ericemel plus 4 slow group
goodgey Medium group I think
Tenuous (medium/fast) + Mrs Tenuous (slow)
mattstreet + 1 or 2 (slow)
jimmyjames +2 (slow or medium tbc

Posted : 19/03/2011 5:16 pm

[Closed] Roll-call for the STW Springley Swingley Swinley sexy party...