Always wanted a Chas Roberts Dogs Bolx, but even I would feel obliged to hide the name from time to time!
I have a D.O.G.S.B.O.L.X. When I had it resprayed, the guy refused to apply the decals with that name! Told me it was offensive!
Orange AirO.
I have one - great bike but crap name. I once had some parts stolen from it and the police officer I was giving the details to on the phone thought it was hilarious that my bike was named after a chocolate bar (once I'd convinced them that I had a blue Orange bike).
Scott Purgatory. I know [url= http://cnnsi.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1136377/index.htm ]why it's called that[/url] but still, it's just a crap name for a bike.
batfink - Member
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Rose Bikes 2014 lineup:Granite Chief
Jabba Wood
Root Miller
Count Solo
Dr. Z
Mr. Big
Mr. Ride
Psycho Path
Thrill Hill
The Bruce
The Jester
Soul Fire
The Unchained
Uncle Jimbo
Crystal Stoke
The Duchess
Verdita GreenI love my Granite Chief.... but they need to 'av a word with whoever thinks those up. Some of them are ok I suppose, but they should probably win the award for being the most consistently bad.
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Surely everyone wants to ride "The Duchess"?
Bianchi Camaleonte - I read it a "cameltoe" every time! 😆
Klumpy - the [url= http://schwinncruisers.com/bikes/krates/ ]Schwinn Krate[/url] was very popular in the US.
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I love Rose Bikes names, surely the result of google translating a catalogue through 4 different languages.
Oops, I ride a 15.5" stiffee, was green, but powder coated purple years ago! Just had to be purple....
Also have a nukeproof mega, no too keen on the name, but does not bother me.
Simone
My Trek A01 Cross bike is called Jeffrey and hes big black and very stiff.
AND! its roughly the same as Keith Bontrager is using here, if its good enough for me its good enough for him...
