[Closed] Proof that fixing your bike upside down is for tubes

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Caption time!

Is the guy at the back (behind and to our right of the Glorious Leader) actually real? Looks like a very bad photoshop.

Caption time!

"How do we mount the warhead?"

"Mr Kim, you must insert the stick here."

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"Mr Kim, this threat described by Adam Boulton as worse than us."

"Wharra fruck! It jussa bicycle!"

"Mr Boulton is much respected war analyst, Mr Kim."

"OK you teach me ride frucking bicycle. Imma cycliss now."

The wheel size debate being settled once and for all.
(In NK anyway)

The cycle of violence.

"Hmmm...27.5... Really makes the nuclear wasteland come alive"

" We should fit Bombers. I love Bombers"

So once we've bombed the Taiwan factories your greatness, we sell these to the Singletrackers as their only option.

Glorious Leader to the crowd....

"See - these nuclear weapons are quite simple really"

'Are you sure it's lighter than the South Korean team bike?'

"Dear Leader - as you can see, using this 29er wheel rather than the inferior western norm of the 650b, we have improved our ballistic range on the new Tadpole 2 rocket"

"Careful, this could all blow up in our face"

Needs more Badger 'shopped in...
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I was waiting for that, is he still here? 🙂

[i]If you look here Sir, you can see where he glued the spoon.[/i]

It's definitely broken you idiots! Doesn't work at all. I can't use this.

Sir, I think these are supposed to be at the bottom. You sit on the top.

As requested:

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New On One customer service team...

Hahahaha badger/Armageddon crossover. Top work. Can the chap in baggy downhill garb be added too?

"So when I said '[i]covert, mobile, early warning system[/i]' you heard '[i]upturned shopping bicycle[/i]'...

Just so you're not too surprised, when you get home all your loved ones will be dead..."

This, great leader, is the Schwalbe we spent the last £34.50 of our national budget on.

'Nukeproof you say?'

i've just spat my beer on the keyboard at the bagder/kim pic 😛

Very good Nash

"The imperialist's in their cars will never see THIS coming!"

WTF?

WTAF??

😆

'Great leader Kim Jong Ding Dong. once we get the geometry right they'll sell like a bomb'

And this oh great leader is why we don't play nice with the south. The valve and logo alignment is not right.

Fine work there martinhutch.

😀

This dear leader is the Ballistic Intercontinental Kill Enemy.

We call it the BIKE for short. Apparently westerners are very worried about them, the internet is full of people obsessing about them to the point of knocking 93% off UK GDP.

'Nukeproof you say?'

😆 Well played.

See Great Leader, we got the logo and valves lined up...

Please now can we have the lurid camo chipps in there...