[Closed] Of all the forums I've ever been on STW has the wittiest posters I've ever know

I regularly crack up on my commute home, always thought I was the funniest man alive but sadly not. So many quotes but they would be lost in translation so I won't bother

This thread will die in about 10 mins so will sign of with a puerile joke

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A son asks his dad the difference between 'theoretically' & 'realistically'. Dad says that's hard, but I have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1million quid. Mum says yes. Dad says, now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for 2million quid. Sister says yes. Well there you go son, that's your answer, theoretically were sitting on 3million quid, but realistically were living with 2 slags