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Have you people not heard of google maps traffic overlay?
Crikey! I've just had an epiphany. I have genuinely not been aware of this until now. No wonder you southerners lord it over us with your fancy technology.
Still rather hear first hand from a mate up a tree though.
Still rather hear first hand from a mate up a tree though.
I think that's how it works. Trees country-wide are full of underpaid Google staff with those funny 360 degree cameras on their heads.
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I can see an owl.
I can see an owl.
No bear?
It came out not long after regional governments spend a lot of money on trafficengland.com and trafficwales.com etc and is far better.
I'm sad. I'm meant to be digging up Susan's bush right now.
It's a large common box.
All true!
The M62 is ****ed!! Closed both ways until tomorrow morning! I've got to drive from Hebdon to Sale at some point. Oh joy!
In more serious developments, Mrs Binners gran, who was ace, has just passed away today. So I wouldn't have been riding tonight. It's TLC and raising a glass.
Look out for profits warnings from Yorkshire tea and McVities.
Have a good 'un chaps!
I'm sad. I'm meant to be digging up Susan's bush right now.
I thought Binners was having a BBQ...
Stealth edit - may now be inappropriate given Susan's grans departure... Sorry to hear of your loss mate. Condolences to Mrs Binners and the rest of the family.
I'm oooot
I'm tired boo didums I hear you say. Well bugger off I've just got back from fort bill.
If I see yitou on the pike I'll wave
I [i]really[/i] need a piss.
Milk bottle? If it's really bad, why not just get out and pee on the barrier?
Home!
(and who the heck has milk bottles in their car?!)
Ernie?
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Closed both ways until tomorrow morning!
I've taken tomorrow off work (got to see to Susan's bush), but w-bound was closed and e-bound had one lane open. Don't know what the forecast is for morning.
An Asda and B&Q lorry paired up to block 2 lanes that were being marked as closed - I chuckled imagining how this would send the usual driving gods into a filtering-frenzy and felt torn as to whether they were doing the right thing, but blow me, the traffic moved a hell of a lot quicker 😉
10-4 Rubber Duck & thoughts with driver (pic from MEN)
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Top ride chaps.
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Next week... Prestwich!
I'll contact the pub tomorrow to get the pies sorted.
Top ride again folks. If bear necessities has a bike (?) And if he'd chucked it in his boot this morning, he could have come on the ride and still got home around the same time 🙂
Condolences to all at chez binners...
That looks proper grim WW.
Pub contacted.
Pie fridge on "Magenta Alert".
Weather looks OK.
Apparently they've missed us. I can't remember the last time I did a MNPR from there.
The last time we went in and there after the BMXing and there was a lone, solitary pie in the pie fridge
You can quickly go off a place....
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Can we have a "The Hills Have Pies" poster please?
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I'll start the traditional MNPR thread on Thursday. This is just an appetizer in much the same way that the bike ride is only the starter before the pie eating.
A bit like this one.....
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After you left last night we had a discussion about possibly doing a 'one off' MNPR Road Ride in the next 2 or 3 weeks in and around the Cragg Vale area. It seemed like a well supported idea but what do you reckon?
I'd be up for that. We can discuss over a pie.
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If anyone is interested I’m doing a 35k road bike “dawn patrol” on Saturday morning. 5:45 outside Prestwich Liberal Club if you fancy it. 😉
Great ride Craig, Hope all survived San Marino after my desertion.
Just a note for the future - Chatting to the guy at the Ainsworth over a cooling Cornish pils and he's willing to get special nibbles (even pork pies) if we give him a bit of notice.
What's this about road bikes? Sounds like a purchase coming on.
Clearly we can't do a Monday Night Road Ride because then binners won't turn up.
Oh, hang on....
We might be able to tempt him with a moped.
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Can he not get an e-RoadBike?
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Now that would be biblical...
Shame I was looking forward to seeing binners in his best bibshorts 😯
Every man has his price
I can do private shows
Shock and awe.
Why am I reminded of Saturday afternoon wrestling on TV in the 1970's? 😀
Think I was at the last one, when we go regaled with a story of falling off a MASSIVE cliff we rode by, and someone got their arm broken by a bee/swan genetic experiment....Prestwich...I can't remember the last time I did a MNPR from there.
That bee was Huge.
I got a pic
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Some of us came down with swamp fever but the blame was put on vintage haribos 😥
I'll come along on a road ride on one condition.....
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It wasn't a bee it was actually a Tracker Jacker from The Hunger Games (Pie Edition).
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