[Closed] Minty arse lard

Not tried it but wish I'd got one of [url= http://www.probikekit.com/display.php?code=A0902 ]these[/url] for my 80mile drop bag at keilder. I did see one in someone elses and was very very jealous.

Can't beleive I just admitted to chamois cream envy on a public forum.

crikey, just don't keep it in the same pocket as your gels!

Udderly smooth is better 😀

Big fan of the Assos Minty Arse Lard here...

It feels like Keira Knightly sucking an extra strong mint then blowing gently on yer barse. Magic.

second Assos stuff. Although i cannot put into words as eloquently as Shibboleth, I will say it helps stop my taint form nipping!

Kev

I prefer this to the new style Assos cream: [url= http://www.wiggle.co.uk/sportique-century-riding-chamois-cream-100ml/ ]Century[/url]
It smells a little strange, but lasts longer.

I'm quite taken with me paceline eurostyle chamois butt'r....mmm tingly.
Shibboleth-you made me spit me tea all over the chuffin' keyboard ya funny ****a.

I'm yet to find any decent arse lard that doesn't get washed away when wet. Anything out there that doesn't need reapplying every 30 minutes in the wet?

Assos Cream here. And all the happier now with the Ms Knightley image...

If she blew on mine there'd be no cycling 😛

Chamois Butt'r is very good.

Hairychested - Member

If she blew on mine there'd be no cycling

And she wouldn't be sucking no extra strong mint... 😉

"It feels like Keira Knightly sucking an extra strong mint then blowing gently on yer barse. Magic. "

Now that's funny. Assos should use it* as their new slogan.

Sponsored by You. **** off.

(* although I thought of [url= http://www.assos.com/en/19/singleProduct.aspx?cat=7,19,24&prod=168&var=62 ]Miss Assos[/url] rather than Keira )