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Sorry.

Found a trail - a permissive footpath.
Several large, prominent 'No cycling' signs, one of which warned that riding this trail would 'damage the reputation of our sport'.

It looked like a goer, so I consulted Mrs Spanner, a woman so law abiding she won't use the escalators on the tube without a dog.

'Bollocks to them, patronising knobsters' quoth she.

So we rode it.
It was crap, but we felt much better afterwards.

So, once again, sorry.
I'll buy a bell to make up for it.

Would this type of nonsense be more or less likely to make you go cheeky?


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 8:19 pm
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[url= http://www.cheekytrails.co.uk/ethics.htm ]you know the rules[/url]


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 8:22 pm
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I knoweth the commandments and I shall abide by them.


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 8:27 pm
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one of those near me and i ignore it

ymmv


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 8:30 pm
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a permissive footpath.

A what? You mean like every trail north of the border? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 8:33 pm
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Yes, you lucky, lucky sods.
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Don't care.
That sign pissed me off so much,
I'd have ridden over kittens at that point.


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 8:38 pm
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send down the jewels?


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 8:47 pm
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I think I fall fowl of this rule "At no time should the cheeky percentage of your total ride total more than 50% "


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 9:06 pm
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I think I fall fowl of this rule "At no time should the cheeky percentage of your total ride total more than 50% "

Like anyone else is checking.


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 9:13 pm
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Chicking, surely?

This particular trail was cheekier than Beyonce.
National Park.
Honeypot village.
Lunchtime.

Wonder if there's a reward?
I'm tempted to grass on the Mrs.
I have pictures.


 
Posted : 18/10/2015 9:13 pm