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Me having a muppet moment on One Planet Adventure's Ibis Mojo demo bike at Llandegla

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No harm done to bike or rider despite rolling over a 3ft high tree stump!!!

Awesome bike!


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 9:33 pm
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I will never get the 36 seconds it took to watch that vid back....ever. I feel robbed


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:17 pm
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I feel robbed

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I was expecting cartwheels and you even missed the tree stump by at least a foot to the left. ๐Ÿ˜ก


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:30 pm
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indeed. I think you may have actually rode the bike in circumstances it is designed for. steady on!


 
Posted : 15/04/2010 11:34 pm
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Posted : 15/04/2010 11:41 pm
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 12:05 am
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Posted : 16/04/2010 12:06 am
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(Although i was tempted to post [url= ]the 2nd img result for 'wtf'[/url] - probably NSFW or NSF thinking about too much)


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 12:08 am
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This place just gets worse every day ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 12:12 am
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It's helping me get to sleep at least.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 12:55 am
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Dull

I was expecting a snapped frame atleast.

Most people do that every ride.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 7:30 am
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[url=

earlier[/url] ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 7:37 am
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Ian................that's so much better; OP was RUBBISH! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 7:40 am
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hugin ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 7:42 am
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Damon earlier

Ah. Napoleon D. Awesome.

hugin ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Ah. You have met the wtf lady i take it?


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 8:14 am
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๐Ÿ˜

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Posted : 16/04/2010 8:18 am
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I assume another bit of the trail gets the black status

Some what under whelming


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:23 am
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Nothing less than a banning for posting threads like this.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:28 am
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3ft high, eh? So you're about 18ft tall, I assume?

Like all of these videos, I'm sure it was actually great in person but I'd think twice before posting them and expecting a positive response.

Especially here.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:30 am
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"If you do nothing......nothing will happen"


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 10:14 am
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Not impressed with the video, but the sound track is awesome!!


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 10:15 am
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Pricks


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:09 pm
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well, it is shite


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:12 pm
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he needs some JFFJ.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:15 pm
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If that was three foot high I should go for a career in adult entertainment.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:18 pm
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WTF! I had to watch just to see what all the WTF's were about, wished i hadn't! WTF!


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:23 pm
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he needs some JFFJ.

He needs to slloooooowwwwwww dooooowwwwwwnnnn


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:28 pm
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I'm glad you put a replay in, I genuinely didn't know what had happened!

Also, for reference your wheel is a bit over 2 ft tall - so 3 ft would be maybe headtube height...


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:30 pm
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He looks as fast as a Kenyan;


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:30 pm
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it rides well over treestumps... mega... lolz...


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:31 pm
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Looks like crap line choice and a little bump, can I have my 36 seconds back please


 
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Good of the OP to bring this one back, I think would have been relieved it fell off the page ๐Ÿ™‚ I watched it this morning thinking it would put a smile on my face before I went to work, but it just made me 36 seconds late!


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:33 pm
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Worst video and thread of the year contender.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:35 pm
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No one to blame but yourself mate....take it on the (3ft)chin like a man....


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:37 pm
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Mad skills! When that bit of dust flicked up I was on the edge of my seat!

Radical


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:38 pm
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I'm glad you put a replay in, I genuinely didn't know what had happened!

๐Ÿ˜† I'm still not sure!


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 9:39 pm
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I'm surprised there were any survivors at all, tbh.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 10:00 pm
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I think you may have actually rode the bike in circumstances it is designed for. steady on!

Err, actually, no. I really don't think an all-mountain full suss was designed for flat paths and poor line choice.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 10:46 pm
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1/10. Must try harder.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 10:59 pm
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reaching for the prozac as we speak.


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 11:01 pm
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I think the phrase is "pwned"


 
Posted : 16/04/2010 11:16 pm
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Might have to get one of them Ibis Mojos. There are a couple of potholes on the road outside.


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 9:12 am
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Poor old Damon ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 9:17 am
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I only bothered to watch it because of the number of responses it had. Next time someone posts something as dull as this can we all please resist the urge to post and resign it to the ignominy it deserves.


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 9:38 am
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I thought he did very well ๐Ÿ™‚

Still, the trail looked fun ๐Ÿ™‚ Thats what it's all about in'it.


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 9:40 am
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lol

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Posted : 17/04/2010 9:51 am
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It was worth posting just for the responses.


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 9:55 am
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lol....

To be fair to him - my attempt was even worse.

[url=

it out here[/url]

hahahahaha


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 10:06 am
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Quite right Romster, your attempt was worse, not least because its on a road bike.


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 10:08 am
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๐Ÿ™‚ gotta get fit got a charity 100miler on July 4th - sorry to offend.

http://www.action.org.uk/route/225881


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 10:09 am
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Pricks

๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 10:37 am
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[url=

the matt and you have got it[/url]


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 10:47 am
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you are all very dismissive, that was rad, he was riding the trail then came off it, he was off piste man!....off piste!!..... and the bike took it no problem.


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 11:23 am
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I think the phrase is "pwned"
is it not "self-pwnage"


 
Posted : 17/04/2010 11:29 am