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If you are not a slender, nubile posh bit of filly' what is the point? I mean WHERE CAN YOU PUT THE CARBON FIBRE?
Can you carbon-wrap the horse at least?
You can't have anything Kashima and how do you upgrade annually? What do you do with the old horse? Can you legally shoot it?
neigh responses so far then
Looks like I'll be put out to pasture 🙁
Junkyard - lazarus
neigh responses so far then
I thought of a few, but then reined myself in a bit. Didn't want to saddle you with them.
you sell it to a Romanian slaughterhouse, they kill it and sell it to a dodgy Dutchman who stores it until it goes rotten, he sells it to someone who makes burgers, they sell it to a well-known British supermarket, you eat Dobbin for tea. Simple
for the beneift of any lawyers reading, I should probably say this is all allegedly
What about horse riding at night? I always had you down as a Midnight Cowboy type 😉
you sell it to a Romanian slaughterhouse, they kill it and sell it to a dodgy Dutchman who stores it until it goes rotten, he sells it to someone who makes burgers, they sell it to a well-known British supermarket, you eat Dobbin for tea. Simplefor the beneift of any lawyers reading, I should probably say this is all allegedly
Whoa slow down fella. Don't go charging round my topic like your some sort of paddock stud.
No mudguards either.
plus what tyres would you fit?
What about horse riding at night?
It's easy enough to attach a solarstorm X2 to its head but you just try finding somewhere to velcro the battery pack to......risky....very risky!
Horse riding, you don't get it?
You don't get a thrill from having a big powerful beast between your legs?
See cause that's basically it, it's a 'male galoform' extension init"
What about horse riding at night? I always had you down as a Midnight Cowboy type
Bareback?
What horseshoes for...?
I though you lot would be chomping at the bit to get out on your steed. Jumps, bridle ways, inappropriate leg wear, making a mess of trails, the need for a wooden shed, plenty of manure....