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Mate, walked into a bike shop & after some 'umming & arring' ordered an Orange 5. Just like that.
Mind you it took 3 of us to convince him that the 18" was 2" too big, so he's ordered a 16".
So after hauling a Marin Quake around the Yorkshire Dales for a year & trying my 5, he's taken the plunge into filing cabinet/Vickers Defence system welding culture.
You must re-assure him its for the best! ,in the end he'll know hes done the right thing! .
Am gooin tavaa big mugga tea nar,just forim! .
sheep are easily led....................... 😉
..and easily shafted.
And your his MATE? ???
[i]sheep are easily led.......................[/i]
Shuttup, right!
Is he buying an Audi too?
I've got a Merc actually !,oh and a Vw just for the bike !..
he'll be needing these:
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no, don't thank me.
Well I've got a Passat (almost a Naudi) & don't ride trail centres. Mates got a Ford of some description.
[i]he'll be needing these:
no, don't thank me.[/i]
Eh?
As we've said before !,these are all the sort comments you here from
People who havn't got or can't afford one !,lol
If I could afford a nice 5 I would love one! And I don't own a Audi!
And your his MATE? ???
A good one by the looks of it 😉
esselgruntfuttock - MemberEh?
noisiest.
bikes.
eva.
'filing cabinet full of spanners falling down a flight of stairs' - is how one 5-owning friend described his.
he wasn't wrong.
Mine wasn't any noiser than any other bike I've ever had
What colour did your mate get essel?
It's good that they're noisy, it means the plebs on their lesser bikes can get out of your way when you're hammering down the descent they are doddering down ;0
[i]What colour did your mate get essel?[/i]
Ghost grey I think it's called?
With NEON GREEN rims.
I still don't get the noise thing. I was bombing (?) down the descent to Scar House from Middlesmoor the other day & was listening for any undue din. No noisier than owt else apart from the clanging of rocks on the frame cos I was able to go so ******* fast.
One of my favourite pastimes is getting mates to buy ridiculously expensive things they don't need. The phrase 'you can't afford not to' comes up very often!
I've got one, RE: the noise thing, it's not something you notice while riding it. But believe me, when you ride something else and your mate is on a Five, [i]that's[/i] when you notice it.
I remember someone describing a 5 as sounding like a couple of skeletons shagging in a biscuit tin.
The insults are particularly potent tonight, he's bought a bike that makes sounds when decending. Trick him into getting some of those rubbish Hope wheels too! They make a noise when you freewheel!
So if YOU don't notice any noise while YOUR'E riding it, who cares?
The noise is usually the hope hubs,again,once again a five requirement!
i like oranges really.
[i]i like oranges really.[/i]
Me too Ton, but I hardly ever eat them. 😉
I cant hear anything over the creaking of my Bel-Air.
Just Blasted my bel-air today with silicon spray in every nook and cranny godzilla.It was driving me up the wall.It,s now silent 😉