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#97 here, awooga!


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 7:48 am
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I’m happy to buy one and donate it to Gnusmas.

If anyone can get in touch with him for size/details I’ll order it today.

I’ll PM him first, but if that fails if someone knows him that would be great.

Good effort, glad to see donations going to Mountain Rescue.

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Posted : 20/03/2019 8:09 am
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Thanks Alex!

..this is turning into quite a lot of work for you - I hope you're at least getting a free t-shirt yourself


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 8:10 am
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Why should he get a free t shirt? He’s the head of a design empire, he’s probably already put the deposit down on a fancy car on the back of this, wait until he’s released a second design from his tax haven residence overseas...


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 8:12 am
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I heard he’s bought Team Sky.


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 8:38 am
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99!!!!
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Posted : 20/03/2019 8:39 am
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#101.

Thanks for doing this.


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 9:27 am
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Woken up to 101 orders of 114 t-shirts. Blimey this is going to be some operation!

Oh man,I think I prefer muskets,I might have a better chance with that.

I've had poor experiences with flint in the past.


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 9:34 am
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The ordering info is a bit buried, so I'll keep repeating this link every once in a while:
[Order the STW Gnarpoon t-shirt here: https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/gnarpoon-t-shirts/page/5/#post-10539562 ]


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 9:53 am
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Been off the forum for a few days and came back to this! So glad it's happened, nice work Alex.

Order #103


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 10:40 am
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Order #104 - great work.


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 10:48 am
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Bikebuoy - replied to your pm. Thankyou very much.


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 11:20 am
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Pleasure, #106.

Wear with pride 👍🕺


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 11:52 am
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Woken up to 101 orders of 114 t-shirts. Blimey this is going to be some operation!

I hope this T-Shirt business you have set up is something you can properly dedicate your time to and aren't trying to run it while holding down another job. That would be a recipe for disaster.


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 12:10 pm
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ordered


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 1:36 pm
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ordered


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 1:59 pm
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mechanicaldope - tsk some people just want me to fail. You don't deserve my t-shirts!


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 3:09 pm
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Ordered mine. Not sure what size to order so went for XL. Figured I’ll grow into it


 
Posted : 20/03/2019 7:50 pm
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I think we're at 128 t-shirts now!

I thought 40-50 was going to be a stretch!

[Order the STW Gnarpoon t-shirt here: https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/gnarpoon-t-shirts/page/5/#post-10539562 ]


 
Posted : 21/03/2019 10:29 am
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#115

I look forward to berating you on FB in 6 months' time.


 
Posted : 21/03/2019 12:49 pm
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#116


 
Posted : 21/03/2019 1:48 pm
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This is like the EU petition


 
Posted : 21/03/2019 4:09 pm
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This is like the EU petition

You mean all these people will sign up for it but not get anything? I think that's the other threads


 
Posted : 21/03/2019 4:12 pm
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I look forward to berating you on FB in 6 months’ time.

The dream!


 
Posted : 22/03/2019 1:52 am
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Well orders are only trickling in now, so hopefully everyone who wanted one has got their order in. If not, you've got until Sunday midnight!

[Order the STW Gnarpoon t-shirt here: https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/gnarpoon-t-shirts/page/5/#post-10539562 ]


 
Posted : 22/03/2019 4:27 pm
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Can't wait to get mine. I'll be wearing one of them on the bike during the summer. Tech clothing be damned.😊


 
Posted : 23/03/2019 5:28 am
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Guys, I think we have a problem here. I was a bit concerned that my t-shirt hadn't arrived so started doing some digging on this "Alex Simon". Thought we could maybe get some kind of lynch mob together and go rough him up or something. Turns out he's been lying to us. He's only a bloody aussie MMA powerlifter! How're we meant to string him up? We'll be like flys headbutting a windscreen!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.geelongadvertiser.com.au/sport/afc-22-australias-strongest-man-alex-simon-set-for-ultimate-test-in-the-australian-fighting-championships-cage/news-story/03712bbb668d54750bf2f92b9a66d2e7


 
Posted : 23/03/2019 10:03 am
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It's almost like looking in a mirror mechanicaldope! Imagine someone on the opposite side of the world with the same name and build!

This is the next round of t-shirts.

Crikey - I've just looked - he is 3 times my weight!


 
Posted : 23/03/2019 10:45 am
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It’s almost like looking in a mirror mechanicaldope! Imagine someone on the opposite side of the world with the same name and build!

I have a similar issue, apparently there is a pro wrestler by the name of Tom Howard. I’m sick of people coming up to me, asking for his autograph...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Howard_(wrestler)


 
Posted : 23/03/2019 11:25 am
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Think yourself lucky, people are always sending me bills for storm damage to their roofs


 
Posted : 23/03/2019 2:04 pm
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@mechanicaldope

Been a couple of days since I placed my order too.

Still no t shirts even after repeated messages to Alex down in Oz.

Typical shoddy/ work shy attitude you would expect of an MMA power lifter.

I've told him in no uncertain terms that if he ever ventures to the UK that he had better watch his back. I can throw stones from quiet a distance and I can run away pretty fast too.

Looking like a PayPal dispute is the only option left.

#ScammedByAlexThePowerLifter.


 
Posted : 23/03/2019 4:18 pm
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Phew - just made it! #120!


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 12:44 am
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And we're done!
A cheeky early morning order makes it 121 orders for 135 t-shirts at first count.
I'll update when I've got the data out and into excel.


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 9:17 am
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👍👍🏆


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 9:27 am
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👍 Thankyou


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 9:30 am
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For number-lovers!

So Military Green just edged it over Charcoal Grey.


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 11:00 am
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👍


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 11:40 am
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11 are going abroad


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 11:49 am
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Doh managed to miss out on this. Top effort though 😀


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 4:31 pm
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It's been open an entire week!
Anyway - the shop is open if you want to place an order quickly - someone just messaged me asking if they could squeeze in.
I'm sending the order off in about 20mins.

I'll have to manually edit my database now - fingers crossed it doesn't go wrong 🙂


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 4:41 pm
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I’ll have to manually edit my database now – fingers crossed it doesn’t go wrong

Ah... laying the groundwork to place the blame on someone else. Good work.


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 4:50 pm
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Right. Just placed the order for two t-shirts. If I've missed the boat just add my £20 to the charity donation. Cheers. Jeff


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 5:29 pm
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Alex Simon: Where's my damn tshirt??? All ive had from you is some lousy frame with weird geometry. Sort it out!


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 5:32 pm
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Got it jeffl


 
Posted : 25/03/2019 5:40 pm
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Great, cheers Alex 👍


 
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