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So what do I have to do to get barred from the ride then?
you've known the tollah long enough now to know that turning up and trying to take some of the attention away from him will result in an instant dismissal 😀
I'm sorry Sofaking but who asked for your opinion?
I'm not having any attention this weekend for 2 reasons
1. Some bloke is going to let me have a pair of AC wheels if I don't
2. I'm saving myself for the wobble next weekend!
I'm sorry Sofaking but who asked for your opinion?
I'm not having any attention this weekend for 2 reasons
1. Some bloke is going to let me have a pair of AC wheels if I don't
2. I'm saving myself for the wobble next weekend!
oooooooooh time of the month ?
1 you know you wont be able to do it
2 good plan thats my idea for this this weekend too
No just stressed! But it's betterish now.
fair enough
chill out its the weekend
and you'll be as old as me next weekend 😆
??? No I'll still be 2 years younger!
yeah right
You can't deny it mate, you is old!
i am not denying my age.
i am better looking than you and you know you want to be me 😉
Nice pot of coffee about 9.30 might be nice ?
i am better looking than you and you know you want to be me
Nah.
We all know who he [b]realy[/b] wants to be. 😉
Brownies with liver 😯
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Fing phone. Sheldon your are a c nut 😉
Indeed I do Stu:-)
KOS yes!
Swede 😉
Just over 24 hours to go until mile after mile of sweet, sweet fireroad.
Brownies with liver
I've always found that the liver gives them a certain heft.
Fireroad Lite Ed! Get it right 🙂
Ed, are you fitting your brownie constraint for sunday?
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Made some trail sushi earlier 😉
oh dear lord, you complete attention seeking cock monkey 😆
Made some trail sushi earlier
There go the AC wheels then... 🙄
LOL @ Pete, who said I was going to bring it and share it?
It's going to be quite a day tomoz reminds me of that time we went to Krygystan.....
Krygystan
Wowww, when did you go there?
Fireroad Lite Ed!
Sweet Jesus, been listening to some Timberlake, had a can of Red Bull and my wife declares me incoherent with excitement.
It's official - I am [b]stoked[/b]
Gutted live to far for a One day only ride 😥
Next time then Grantway! It was originally going to be a two dayer but no takers!
OK Tollah thank you for the reply and roll on next ride 😉
might see you wok smugglers tomorrow, if I don't make it have a good one and don't get too coated in dog eggs
Are white shoes allowed?
I met thekingofsweden tonight. He was proper uber-niche royalty and no doubt. I wasn't allowed to look him directly in the eye - I had to use a small mirror and avert my gaze whilst addressing him (reverently of course). I was most certainly humbled in his presence. I do feel a better person for having met him tho.
I long for the day I meet someone that's met The KoS.
Is it true that he's so singlespeedy that if a geared rider looks at him they instanly become cooler by assosiation and sell all there mainstream geared tatt in the hope of being "a bit more like him"?
Is it true that he's so singlespeedy that if a geared rider looks at him they instanly become cooler by assosiation and sell all there mainstream geared tatt in the hope of being "a bit more like him"?
Only if you learn to spell association
Assos
See what he did there 😉
🙄 8)
Subliminal advertising eh stu. New sponsor?
Urghhhh?
KOS did text me and tell me he was in the presence of a geared rider, he was quivering 😉
Tazzy, I've got some beer for you in the car from Cheezy, if you're not there on the morrow, you will have to forfeit it to me;-)
White shoes? Your new ones arrived then phatlad?
new sponsor?
Yep.
Woks'r'us have offered me a deal.
White shoes = Disco Slippers!!
Car sorted, packed extra Niche Gnar!!!* and now for beer and curry
*only available in large portions
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Yup here's Stu's new body armour.
Is it true that he's so singlespeedy that if a geared rider looks at him they instanly become cooler by assosiation and sell all there mainstream geared tatt in the hope of being "a bit more like him"?
Yes and no. One does become cooler, but the hopeless emptiness I feel now I am no longer near him would never be filled with any reduction in gears / conversion to flat earth or renouncement of my colour television.
His manly stubble and down-filled gilet gave him a manly yet casual air that reminded me of a cross between Bear Grylls and Han Solo - but royal and noble.
I am more of a man yet less of a man for meeting him.
Did you get a picture of yourself stood next to him?
Was it the real KOS? There's one kicking about that is more fake than Sofakings bikes!
Too tall I love you but stay calm x
and he is very tall .................my neck hurts from looking up
So the real KOS went to Si's party tonight? I thought a fake may have been sent due to the dodgy area known to us Northerners as Brizzol
Sorry chaps, couldn't make it 🙁