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Out riding the other night, came across a unlit car park in the woods, loads of cars rocking, steamed up windows and people lookin in.
I laughed myself nearly off my bike !.
Anyone else had the 'dogging' experience.
Sorry to any doggers here but it was just so funny.
I cycled off on the trail pi**ing myself laughing 😆
Don't forget to take your score cards next time
I thought local dogging spots were well known and easy to avoid... or find..
Depends how often youve been there....dezb?
This happens almost every week on our Thursday night ride. You wouldn't believe what we've seen!
Proper full on man-on-man action, with an audience! (not us)
You need to know the code too.
Interior light on but windows up - watching only!
Interior light on windows down - come and join in!
We've had blokes pretending they've lost there dog when we've come across (no pun intended) them in the woods. Blokes getting out of steamed up cars in the middle of nowhere saying their missus needed a pee (which obviously necessitated her taking all her clothes off and hanging her ankles out the windows!
It's a constant source of amusement.
A fun game is to sneak up on them quietly and then let rip with a full barrage of lights!
Prisonspider proves my point 😉
I avoid them, I'm a prude.
LOL at DezB, is that a typo or a deliberate gag - 'prison'spider
'kin funny anyway.
I'd recount my corset story again but I find the thought of it all too traumatic
I had to get off my bike and push past a car that was blocking a fire-road. It was the middle of the day on a well used bike trail.
The old guy was getting a certain Cove Hardtail done to him by a young asian guy.
I now find nothing awkward.
(EDIT: Bristol, by the way!)
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wca and the cucmuber story to the forum please 😀
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We've got a 'knicker tree' on one of our routes (I find it strangely interesting 😳 )
Someone has drapped bra's, knickers, all sorts of stuff over the branches and lined a clearing with the pages from porno mags.
We also found a full length mirror and a blow up doll in a clearing once.
They're a funny lot Nottingham way.
Ah yes, I wonder how WCA's chats with his neighbour have been going..!
A fun game is to sneak up on them quietly and then let rip with a full barrage of lights!
Also sneaking up to a car with steamed up windows and banging on the roof is awesome. You need to be fast to get away with it tho 😉
binners
wca
spill the beans...its only a matter of time....
does shagging in the back of the car when a group of MTBers come past count?
I've had more fun in a daewoo lecetti than most celebrities 😛
The old guy was getting a certain Cove Hardtail done to him by a young asian guy.
erm... Stiffee? Hummer? Sanchez?!! 😯
binners got his corset stuck on the rear view mirror of an austin allegro and, well, WCA, what can you say really, apart from he's not personally in trouble with the RSPB over seabirds, but hey, Lords would!
"fun in a daewoo lecetti" I think I may have seen that film?
We sometimes go right through the dogging hotspot of Bolton. Seen some very strange sights.
On a lighter note though, my misses mate is bang into it (no pun intended). She says the only drawback is the mess on the cars paintwork (she thought it was bird shet).
I was working from home on a sunny summers day, so decided to nip out for a spin on't local trails. To be fair, its where Hora normally goes cottaging, but I thought it'd be fairly safe at 2 in the afternoon, midweek.
So...I nipped down a twisty bit of Singletrack through the woods and was confronted with a site that will forever be seared into my retina.
A bloke was walking towards me. He was 50 if he was a day, and not in the best shape. And he was sporting only a corset with stockings and heels. We stopped and stared at each other. He appeared to find my appearence equelly as bemusinbg. Nobody should ever have to see that.
[i]We sometimes go right through the dogging hotspot of Bolton.
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The Rivington-Anglezarke-Belmont Triangle?
binners - MemberI'd recount my corset story again but I find the thought of it all too traumatic
We told you not to wear it round the 'boat, but you were so certain
I must admit, and I can't be the only one... First thing I thought of was WCA & his neighbour with the cucumber...
[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/dogging-and-social-ettiquette ]WCA's Dogging Close Call[/url]
Binners, that's beautiful
A large group of us came charging into Forest Fawr, Castell Coch's carpark/dogging spot, in the dark. As I rode up the main track I saw two guys strolling towards me, I was at the back of our group. My mate at the front wasn't so lucky, being confronted by the sight of one man rapidly trying to do up his flies while the other struggled to get up off his knees.Think he's been scarred for life.
I've shot through a bush (phna) and into groups of suspect males who suddenly scatter to look at the bark on a tree and other inconvincing things on several rides in certain woods to the North of Notts.
My housemate went for a walk one day round that area and went for a pea in a hedge whereupon his intentions were woefully missconstrued by a rather keen gentleman.
Still makes me roll about laughing just thinking about his face when he told the story, the mind boggles as to what he actually looked like at the time! 😆
I honestly dont 'get' why anyone would let another man suffer his wife. Beyond me.
erm... Stiffee? Hummer? Sanchez?!!
Cove make a cheaper hardtail!
Would it be seen as poor form if you brought along another mans wife to a dogging session rather than your own?
I don't know about poor form, I thought that was obligatory.
wheres te dogging hotspot in bolton/
not that i want to go!!
TBH- I wouldnt mind going on a nightride that took a dogging spot in. Just for titillation.
wheres the dogging hotspot in bolton
There are a few but the most popular is Entwistle Car Park.
The Car Park opposite Rivi and Blackrod school is well used also apparently.
easygirl - Member
wheres te dogging hotspot in bolton/
😉
Do you have to take a dog and do you need an invitation like.
There are a few but the most popular is Entwistle Car Park.
Tick.
The Car Park opposite Rivi and Blackrod school is well used also apparently.
Fancy a nightride in Rivi next week?
by way of balance, somewhere, on another forum, far far away...... 😉
[i]I was working from home on a sunny summers day, so decided to nip out for a stroll in the local woods. To be fair, I thought it'd be fairly safe at 2 in the afternoon, midweek.
So...I put me best undies and heels on and tottered off down my favourite bit of path through the woods and was confronted with a site that will forever be seared into my retina.
A bloke was cycling towards me. He was ** if he was a day, and not in the best shape. And he was sporting a vibrantly coloured top and black shorts and a pair of what looked like disco dancing shoes from the 70's.... Worse, both top and shorts were lycra , leaving nothing to the imagination.... Worse still, he was also sporting a hard hat of sorts and, any fool knows that the additional rotational forces those hats impart in an accident can only serve to compound an injury... Well, we stopped and stared at each other...... He appeared to find my appearence equally as bemusing. Nobody should ever have to see that.[/i]
IGMC....
binners, I'm 45 not 50 thank you very much.
snowslave - MemberHora, ride here:
Ah, Abit of zooming in and out and presto! Should go down there with full headlights and airhorns!
Quite a frequent site on New Forest night rides. We did creep up on a white Nova once and turned on all our lights (just for a laugh, nothing voyeuristic honest) to find it was four lads. We havent done it again.
Less common is 'goating' - and no lie - coming out of a forest inclosure near Hythe one night we met two blokes, each with a can of tennents in one hand and a goat on a rope in the other.
The mind boggles!
Ok. Chorlton water park. Toyota Yaris (old shape)- two girls and one bloke. All naked in the same car. I felt rage/anger and alittle horny. The girls looked at me then carried on. He just smirked.
I could have smashed my fists on the bonnet and screamed AARGGHHH YOU LUUUCCCKKKKY B******D!
each with a can of tennents in one hand...........The mind boggles!
i agree, why would anyone stoop so low?
mmmm reminds me of the time I was bouldering over at Dove Stones; Walking back to the car after a hard days climbing I was met by a drop dead gorgeous hottie in the tightest dress and boots I've ever seen accompined by two lads one sporting a camera, the other a tripod. She gave me a lil smile and wink as we passed and i've regretted ever since not turning on my heels to offer my services for a walk on part 🙂
I'm over the 1st marriage, although this still chokes me....
This kind of thread pops up quite regularly. I remember one guy telling a story about bumbling into a porno shoot in them middle of an afternoon. 😆
Lowey yes. I am still angry and frustrated by the jammy barsteward as well!
Puritanism: The fear that someone, somewhere, is having a good time...
Mugdock is a famous spot in Glasgow for both dogging and mtbing. Despite riding there regularly for years I've never seen any clear signs of people at it. But we have a dog walker who takes our dog for a walk each day and every time I see her she has a story of who she's caught up there that day. Usually it's a pair of teachers from my old school, but today was a 50ish taxi driver and a teenage girl...
There's a car park in my woods which is terrible for it. Short of doing something illegal i don't know how to get rid of them. I wouldn't mind so much if there was the odd glimpse of female flesh but it's just a sausage browning party. I generally just give them 1800 lumens between the eyes and ride away as quick as poss. People ask me why I still go there. It's the same reason I still go to Glasgow Airport or London, we shouldn't have to change our lives for them. I would love to hear of any clever methods of encouraging them to move elsewhere. The day my 5yo son asked me what that man was doing as we passed a quarry with the dog was the day I declared war. It was a 2pm on a sunday and 50yds from a family visitor attraction.
christ i only live 500 yds from the rivvi school one, i must remember to keep well away! 😳
Anything around cambs area?????
easygirl - Memberchrist i only live 500 yds from the rivvi school one, i must remember to keep well away!
probably best with a name like that. 😆
I remember waiting for a couple of mates in an Edinburgh outkirts carpark for a night ride.
As I was unhitching the bike an Astra parked in the (very dark)far corner or the carpark flashed their lights at me. 😯
Since I didn't know the guys from the forum yet, I thought it was maybe a fellow rider, but when I clocked the interior light on and the windows steamed up from a distance, I rode away in the other direction pdq and waited at the gate for the others !
If you're that intersted there's always the internet to find out more.
www.dogging.co.uk actually exists!!!! 😯
it's why we hardly ever start from car parks for night rides - loads of them are used for this sort of thing...
Doing the night shift in an old job I used to cut through a car park near a local park as the alternative was the pitch black park or a mile and a bit diversion round the edge , the doggers used to routinely be bouncing away in their hatchbacks as I went through. I stopped going that way after an encounter with three aroused young men who saw me walking by and got lairy as I had put them off their stroke.
Amongst the expletives one of them had the gall to call me a w**ker, I kid you not.
hora - Member
Ok. Chorlton water park. Toyota Yaris (old shape)
the shape and modal of the car makes all the difference to this story 😕
I remember a few years back descending some steps between a car park and the local canal - bunch of lads, one on his knees face buried in another lads crotch. I was riding an oh so silent single speed but with a big light on.
I said good evening as did they back. Carried on thinking what the hell was that about.
My first and last to date dogging experience
Plum
grievoustim- it proves what a versatile little car it is. I had one briefly. Managed to get two 6footers in and both bikes and kit inside the car.
This basteward of a fella however only managed to get one bloke and two bikes into his Yaris 😉
Would it be seen as poor form if you brought along another mans wife to a dogging session rather than your own?
I've actually shagged the wife of a chap who used to do just that. And several times I was shagging her, I was wearing a dress.
It takes all sorts, I think you'll find.
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Top that.
DrDog, I can imagine. Girl who I used to work with used to go to allsorts of parties, meets and married couple-sessions from the internet.
I've ridden around rivington many many times at all times of day and night and only once found a young couple in a car, not exactly what i'd consider "dogging". I also ride around Mugdock and have never seen any such action here, but I suppose that's probably because I'm there at odd times.
Ainsdale beach (sefton coast) seems fairly popular though, and actually quite intimidatingly, so much so I resent it. I'm all for people enjoying themselves given a quiet moment wherever they like, but on a number of occasions I've turned up at the beach to try to get a couple of hours in (kitesurfing) as the sun sets and found cars "moving in" as I get changed into my wetsuit, then people appearing near the car. And on more than one occasion the missus and I have gone for a bit of a sunbath in the edge of the dunes and spotted blokes in the long grasses beating one out - nice, real nice 🙄
I used to be fairly liberal about such things but as I get older I find it more disturbing and more unpleasant.
I dont think theres anything wrong with it at all. Its part of a liberal/democratic society. I dont want to participate but I dont see why others shouldnt. After all, its between consenting adults.
If a mate told me he enjoys it I'd probably spend half an hour asking him all about it in the pub. Same with if a mate told me he likes banging other men. Not because I want to see if I like it- just because I'd like to know peoples thinking, the rituals etc. Mainly- I dont judge people.
I love the term 'seagulling'- still laughing over that one.
Can't say I've had any dogging encounters - thankfully. But I do remember flying down Telegraph Row a few years back, when I carried on past the usual exit and found myself startling some medieval warrior types. A couple of them (in their shiny chainmail brandishing swords, maces and shields) looked at me like I was an alien. I guess they must have re-enacting something because I don't remember passing through any wormholes.
Hora only got a dog so he doesn't look too dodgy when he pulls up in the car park at Jacksons Boat
The dog is my sexual-manprop. 'oh hello, would you like stoke my dog',
'oh your hand accidently brushed mine whilst stroking him'
Down here in deepest surrey we often see the doggers in some of the car parks on our night rides. It's amazing how a few thou lumens from a group of MTBers can surprise people. Probably best not to look if you are of a senstive disposition.
The "best" one was when we were riding over Pitch/Leith hill last summer. We had just come down telegraph road and as we came round one of the final corners there was a absolute babe in a v.small bikini sitting on the low branch of a tree. I guess that on a beach it wouldn't be too out of the ordinary but in the middle of surrey woods it was a fanastic site. We all rode past slowly and when we got to the end of the trail we were all saying WTF - did you see that. Then we did another lap of the trail to make sure 🙂
Who was on the STW christmas ride near Ramsbottom a few years back? I seem to recall a couple parked up down a green lane for a bit of afternoon fun. They looked quite surprised to see about 20 chortling mountain bikers 🙂
Ai caramba holy thread revival batman..
And what a thread.. Note to self to charge lights..
Cheltenham - Birdlip Beauty Spot car park above the Airballoon pub, always FULL of doggers, nothing makes us laugh more than watching them sh1t themselves when 8,000 lumens on 5 riders comes their way as they are at the vinegar stroke........!! he he he he
senorita = hora
🙂
Ah, the old Birdlip, Cheltenham. Didn't some wag put up an "official dogging spot" brown tourist sign recently?
People go on about Cannock Chase but i've seen nothing at night apart from werewolfs. But i try to avoid the obvious car parks.
Jeez... Someone searched hard.
[url=
DAIRYOFANINEPTMOUNTAINBIKER.BLOGSPOT.COM posted before, but the full horror of what you can meet on a Bolton night Ride can be found here.[/url]
(12th Para)
poisonspider - Member
We've got a 'knicker tree' on one of our routes (I find it strangely interesting )Someone has drapped bra's, knickers, all sorts of stuff over the branches and lined a clearing with the pages from porno mags.
We also found a full length mirror and a blow up doll in a clearing once.
They're a funny lot Nottingham way.
As a Notts local I'm surprised I've never seen that, but I'm not sure I can think of a way of asking where it is without feeling like I might get pointed and laughed at! 🙂
In my time living in Bukhurst Hill and Leytonstone i witnessed some horrific acts that I have tried to erase from my memory. WTF do people get out of that I ask myself.
My most recent , umm, incident was a sneaky daytime ride through the tracks of Wellington culminating in a climactical descent to the coast at Red Rocks. Seriously, this is the middle of nowhere. Halfway down the final rocky chute i passed a young lady provding oral pleasure to a gent. They had the dignity to move off the riding line by, well, it must have been 2 feet at the most. I could have high fived him had I felt like it. Incredible, wtf.
That one at the top of Hudds- when can we have a nightride then? 🙂
Excellent lowey, I was gonna suggest you post that link:)