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oooh, you're all so nasty 😥
he he.
I was jesting really, not trying to be nasty.
😉
I did have a question about bar tape though - scissors or hot acid ?
Cold acid would be much better. Use some precision equipment like a garden sprayer too to make sure you get a nice clean application to your eyeballs.
Cheers,
Think I'll make a ghetto 🙄 optrex applicator for fully precise dosing, and go with cold as you suggest - more soothing I expect
A favourite: See someone riding badly and ask him "Does your husband ride a mountainbike"
how about, " i think your mum may be cheating on me"
A favourite: See someone riding badly and ask him "Does your husband ride a mountainbike"
So having symbolically emasculated him, you establish yourself as the alpha male, and can go on to kill his offspring and take his mate? That's hilarious!
my mum used to teach at a 6th form college, before she moved in with Kimbers.
somebody stuck their head round the science staff room door and asked if anyone had an old-fashioned retort.
one bloke didn't even look up from what he was doing & just said "how about F*ck off ?"
I think your [i]dad[/i] may be cheating on me
The classic retort to "Oi mate! Your wheel's going round." is "So's your mum!"
and the most common cutting remarks on our rides are:
"You made that look easy."
"Do you want a knife and fork?"