[Closed] Cool Vs Uncool

super narrow barred, fixie commuter bikes - ice cold

Worrying about whether your bike is cool - uncool
just riding your bike - cool

http://www.fallbrooktech.com/cycling

Bicycle - uncool
Motorbike - cool

Only the opposite sex can judge cool and uncool - all cycling is uncool, but that's not the point it's fun so...

Transition = Cool
Everything else = not

You missed out 'fat' bikes.

Broken fridge: uncool

thinking

super narrow barred, fixie commuter bikes are ice cold

cycling = not cool.

Ok, I am currently in Dalston, current home of 'cool', and a quick observation suggests:

Bicycle - Very cool.
Scooters - Lukewarm.
Motorcycles - Don't be seen dead on one.

Taking it to another level of detail:

Cheap mountain bikes - Uncool.
Modern road bikes - Lukewarm.
Fixies - A bit past it.
Vintage Peugeot road bikes - Cool.
Vintage Peugeot road bikes, singlespeeded with swept-back handlebars - Ice cold.

Dutch roadsters and general transport bikes are cool
Fixed wheel road bikes are cool
Mudguards are cool (compared with a wet ar*e)
Hub dynamos are cool

And apparently slopestyle bikes (whatever they are) are cool according to Son1

using the word cool = uncool

Porteur racks - cool
Coaster brakes - cool
SSCX - cool
Calling fixed wheel bikes 'fixies' - uncool
Riding an inappropriate bike - cool
Scooters - antithesis of cool

Suffering a technical in the middle of nowhere and nothing to fix it with - Uncool
Fixing said technical with twigs, bracken, sheep doings and guts - cool

I've got a 1x10 setup 29er and my other bike is a cheap Trek hybrid. I thought I was pretty uncool but thanks for confirming.

seadog - sheep guts as bike repair tools? very cool. unless the sheep was still alive shortly before the repairs were carried out, then maybe not so cool. but then if you butchered the beast yourself and wore the fleece to complete the wild man survivalist look, then maybe cool again.

are 26 inch wheels niche enough now to be cool?

Niche isn't cool, niche is beards and real ale....which is past the uncool event horizon and accelerating wildly towards folk music...

folk music? yikes!

And once you think folk music is cool...line dancing is an easy step to take....
It's like drugs.. You start with a little spliff and end up in the bogs at Tescos with a needle hanging out of your arm..
So niche...just say no..

Worrying about whether stuff is cool = ..

d'you know, I'm not even going to bother

So I have a hybrid 29er made by Chainreaction's own brand Vitus, must be seriously uncool. 🙁

I have a beard and it's a singlespeed if that helps...

Lists of cool/uncool stuff = was on Top Gear.

You know what that means.

I'd discuss it with myself if I was you.

Edgy is the new cool

cycling + STW = seriously uncool.

The Yak = cool! 8)

LOL, theyak=arsehole!

There is a good end to a simpsons episode with marge asking about being cool...

Am afraid to say were all geeks, hence being on this geeksite.
Could be worse like the bmx world in early 2000's, studded belt check dig chainring tattoo check.. ok you can come in. (We did this at one backyard jam)

Calling fixed wheel bikes 'fixies' - [s]uncool[/s][b]worthy of capital punishment[/b]

Just call them fixed

I've passed some of the comments on to The Yak. Here's his reply.

"JoeG, The Yak is impressed by your comments. However The Yak is neither cool or uncool, The Yak is just there. The Yak will always be there, the candle in the dark, the water in the desert. The Yak is even there for fools like CynicAl. The Yak offers CynicAl this advice; Get your fatbike fixed you fool. The Yak would post these comments himself but Mark still reuses to accept The Yak's friendship. The Yak pities Mark.
The Yak leaves with this thought. A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion."

The Yak the buggered off on my Pugsley (which I can't ride due to a knackered foot) saying something about sorting out the problem with the pavement kerb design.

^^^ 😀

Ok, I am currently in Dalston, current home of 'cool', and a quick observation suggests:

Bicycle - Very cool.
Scooters - Lukewarm.
Motorcycles - Don't be seen dead on one.

Taking it to another level of detail:

Cheap mountain bikes - Uncool.
Modern road bikes - Lukewarm.
Fixies - A bit past it.
Vintage Peugeot road bikes - Cool.
Vintage Peugeot road bikes, singlespeeded with swept-back handlebars - Ice cold.

Commuter motorcycle - Dead uncool
Blacked out cafe racer that makes people think the world is ending when it drives by - very cool. Girls like it more than singlespeed road bikes too so that has to be factored in.

super narrow barred, fixie commuter bikes - ice cold

Trying too hard therefore not cool

Riding CX bike in the week because your self employed, whilst most people are at 'work'= ice cold..

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niche is beards and real ale....which is past the uncool event horizon and accelerating wildly towards folk music...

I am so screwed.. 🙁

I guess better learn this next:

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Riding CX bike in the week because your self employed, whilst most people are at 'work'= ice cold..

Taking photos of a bike lent against a tree in the week because you're self employed = About as uncool as it gets.

Riding CX bike in the week because your [s]self[/s] [b]un[/b] employed, whilst most people are at 'work'= ice cold..

FTFY.

FTFY.

Taking photos of a bike lent against a tree in the week because you're self employed = About as uncool as it gets.

German gay porn. Ice cold!

Dudes with narrow framed specs, big A symmetric hair doo's and floppy shoes with fake tans called Tarquin. ..... Well, see above!

🙂

it's important to quantify the fact that no one on this forum is in the "cool" box. If anyone here was cool, they wouldn't be here. They'd get there above they're popular opinion box here into the real world. What we have to understand here is that these opinions are enclosed in a small forum box!! Genuine opinions aren't about be9ing cool/uncool

What the eck are you talking about kevev?