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What's a minipump? It's like a c**k but smaller.
'So I told them that the Tuesday treat was lame'
'Ooh, you've got some bollocks to say that'
'So I told them that the Tuesday treat was lame''Ooh, you've got some bollocks to say that'
*reported*
what small feet you have
"I'm going to try and keep it up for the full 24 hours"
That reminds me, must order a new bite-valve....
<Go Ride> "That's right my friend, 12% stiffer than last year...."
<JMC> "...did SingleTrack tell you that? They just look like shoes to me."
Cute, but I bet you can't pick up peanuts with that!
I love camping!
WOAH!!! Just hold on a moment everyone...
We will judge the winner on Friday and send them an ST organic cotton tee
Not got anything better? 😉
Spit or swallow?
"when you said you wanted to show me your new Prince Albert I assumed you you were being sponsored by Dialed Bikes"
Reverb needs a service!
Well Geoffrey said the blue would go with my eyes, I thought red would symbolise my passion, we agreed some white would represent the purity of our bond. Then Geoffrey's mum did this embroidery around the crotch, I'm not sure what that represents, do you think it looks good?
"I think that the guy behind is looking at my ass!"
"Your girlfriend's a liar, she said mine was muuuuuch bigger than yours...."
Mmmm 29 inches you say
BOOM, that's my Ariel!
Vertically stiff, yet laterally compliant.
guy on left: I rode it when i arrived last night, some are going fully rigid,.... personally i like my couple of inches up front...
TH: yes chap, .... so i see!
Jase - ' I wondered where I'd parked that Fat Bike after Exposure, thanks for finding it'
'I usually just hit it with a rolled up copy of MBR 'till it goes off in my pocket'.
or
'Well, we think it's half Yorkshire Terrier, half Lancashire Heeler'.
It definitely helped me get some KOMs.
So you weren't kidding when you said race balls out eh...?
STAND BACK! I don't know how big this thing gets.
Bugger, posted mine on the wrong thread.
"He-he, we've nearly got the same helmet"
Etto man is wondering when to make his move whilst also thinking that the handcuffs might not have been the best idea.
"Are you sure you don't want to ride my Fatty for the full 24hrs "
Photographer "Strewth, look at all these hairless, lycra clad, peakless ponces"
" So. I've heard you like it Fat Jason"
"Man in red glasses in furtive competitor licking shocker"
Or just this.
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That front centre shouldn't work at that size.
"you see, the Velcro panel on the crotch opens in the event of a photo finish and BOOOOM"
JMC - Hi, have you heard of Hit the North?
Go Ride - Yeah mate, I'm trying my best, just a few more degrees to the right and I'll be there.
British Cyclings' new "painted on" shorts takes streamlining to a whole new level
"Hide the sausage" went down particularly well at Gok Wan's latest fashion party
'So, what happens is, I stand just like this and then start lying through my back teeth.'
[b]Brokeback Mountain Mayhem[/b]
"stop laughing... they are not his wives glasses"
(JMC Rider): " You're supposed to squeeze the chamois cream out of the tube before you put it in your shorts ! "
You put your left leg in...
'Oh wait! You shave your legs too.'
'You're right, it does look a little like a sausage riding a horse saddle.'
When they said it was going to be a "Le Mans" style start, I didn't think that was what they meant....
"Those are great shorts, come with a free prosthetic cameltoe"
I'm not sure I've got the right reach or stack for this
or
Chilly, innit ?