[Closed] Caption This - Mayhem Content + Prize

Have you seen my SPD racing wellies?

Er - that is not what I was looking at.

‘Simon, I think you’ve got your tights on back to front.’

"If you look a bit closer you can see the outline of my Helm"

I said "do you think I look like a c*ck in this outfit?" not "do you like the look of my c*ck in this outfit".....

650B doesn't really give a good indication of the size, I much prefer calling it 27.5"

how about a prize for whoever guesses what I was actually thinking/looking at?

🙂

You put your right leg in, your right leg out..

"Ha ha, yeah, very clever. I'll just stick to carrying my minipump in my hand thanks."

No seriously,the lady shave is much better than waxing..........

What are we doing on the start line, that says it's only 11 o clock.

Or

When it hits 12 o clock start running as fast as you can.

Did they not sell black ones?

terrahawk, I am not sure we need to know!!!!

"as you can see Jase, I dress firmly to the North"

When I place it here,the pro-pedal is on & when I move it back again it's off...........

As all the boys gather in the yard, it dawns on them 'milkshake' may have been somekind of euphamism.

'Party trick? Yep, look, if I clench in a certain way I can get red, blue, red, blue, red, blue, like a metronome. Helps me keep a rhythm'

" and so you see, by not using a seatpack and putting my spare tube here, I save about 30 seconds a lap "

"...And then I said, Go-ride on this!"

"How could you possibly think you have a chance, when my quads are this big??"

If I need a toothpick, I know where to come

"It seemed a shame to leave my budgie at home alone."

Russ is thinking" I wonder if that guy with the etto helmet would do a swap? "

Go on,touch it....you know you want to.........

I thought you were still talking HTML when you said <Cell Padding=10>

29" but some girls don't like it that round!

Boker Tov!

"the guy two rows back is still trying to warm up"

'as tha got' time on ya cock?

Aye' its bang on 11.

"Why don't you have a peak on your helmet?"

"I do"

"Of course I'm Jewish, that's my Kippah"

'scuse me mate, where's the top of the first climb?'

'a baby robin you say?'

"Yes, as it happens I AM sponsored by Wall's. The logo is on the back of my jersey".

And if you listen closely.............................. sounds just like a Polo 😀

When Team JMC signed up to go long, hard and all night, this wasn't quite what they had in mind.

"Why are you bringing a small teapot on a bike race?"

"I'm planning on leading for a bit then landing on my head by 5:00 pm so I can watch The Voice back in the caravan"

Sorry Jase.

"I'm planning on leading for a bit then landing on my head by 5:00 pm so I can watch The Voice back in the caravan"

Sorry Jase.

**** off.

Look at those thighs!

"So [i]thats[/i] where my spare socks went!"

Team JMC baton handover doesn't quite go to plan

"My friends call me 'Twinkle Toes' "

Am I allowed to enter more than once?

[b]Terrahawk [/b] [i] Nah....... it's actually the new Fox CTD control, to the left is soft for downhill mode, middle is semi-hard for trail and to the right is full rigid for all out sprints but it still has a blow-off valve at the top of the stroke[/i]

[b]Team JMC [/b] [i] Is that a special factory option? or can anyone upgrade? [/i]

I sh$t my self on the way here ,when i heard Lance was riding, my cocks so shrunk from all the "roids" ive been necking ?that's why i don't match ?