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Collar bone - 12
Arm - 4
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 31
Finger - 23
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 3
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 3
Big Toe - 2
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 3
pelvis - 1
wrist - 4
ankle - 6
middle toe - 1
Thumb - 1
little finger - 1
SCAPHOID - 2
Heart - 1
Collar bone - 13
Arm - 4
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 32
Finger - 22
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 4
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 3
Big Toe - 2
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 4
ankle - 6
middle toe - 1
Thumb - 1
little finger - 1
SCAPHOID - 2
Added Collarbone, Wrist (Radius) Rib, and Pelvis (Acetabulum)
Collar bone - 0
Arm - 0
Leg - 0
Jaw - 0
Cheek Bone - 0
Rib - 0
Finger - 2
Skull - 0
Ass - 0
Wrist - 0
Knee Cap - 0
Nose - 0
Big Toe - 1
Metatarsal - 0
hip - 0
elbow - 0
pelvis - 0
wrist - 0
ankle - 0
middle toe - 0
Thumb - 1
little finger - 1
Index finger - 1
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 0
Back - 2 (twice karting) needless to say I don't race them anymore
ooh yeah, none of mine were done riding... they were playing football, skateboarding, carrying amplifiers up stairs (ha!) and getting the crap kicked out of me by kids from another school in my home town.
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after fingerbike
Collar bone - 15
Arm - 5
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 34
Finger - 22
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 4
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 3
Big Toe - 2
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 1
Thumb - 1
little finger - 1
SCAPHOID - 2
spine - 1
Added spine - can't remember which bit - small compression fracture
How can you break your collar bone 15 times???
Chucky, you're meant to add to the list not reset it..!
And wrist is on there twice...
Borked as too many updates before i added totals for me and chucky - popular thread it seems!
Collar bone -0
Arm - 0
Leg - 0
Jaw - 1
Rib - 6
Finger - 1
Skull - 1
Ass - 1
Nose - 3
I have the face only a mother could love
Collar bone - 15
Arm - 5
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 3
Rib - 34
Finger - 22
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 4
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 2
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 1
little finger - 1
SCAPHOID - 2
spine - 1
eye socket - 2
Added: 1 x cheek bone + 1 x eye socket (part of same injury), nose (twice), big toe, little toe
Also added eye socket x2 for duir (who posted above) - yes, the titanium in my face is freezing cold in winter, too..!
EDIT: FFS, I posted mine in response to Llama. Anything else added in between hasn't been included.
[s]edit: After llama and added Chucky
Collar bone - 15
Arm - 5
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 34
Finger - 24
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 4
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 3
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 2
spine - 1
Back - 3[/s]
Edit - Fail, I blame chucky
Collar bone - 15
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 34
Finger - 24
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 4
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 4
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 3
spine - 1
Back - 3
Added: nose, arm (x2, one was a commutated humerous and that really ****in hurt) and scaphiod.
Edit: bugger, damn edits... too damn tired to sort out. sorry.
Posted after [i]MetalHeart - Member[/i]
Collar bone - 15
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 37
Finger - 34
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 7
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 4
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 3
spine - 1
Back - 3
Added 3 Ribs, 3 wrist fractures (including one that is current)and 10 fingers - at least but do they really count/matter
posted after kamikirk
Collar bone - 16
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 37
Finger - 34
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 8
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 4
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 3
spine - 1
Back - 3
Added collar bone and wrist. Can't remember how many fingers and toes playing rugby years ago. 🙂
Andrew - I can follow instructions but as you so rightly point out I am knocking on a bit and time is running out. Or I couldn't be (broken) arsed.
Edit - Fail, I blame chucky
why not the wife does. for everything.
sorry for buggering up lads, it's been a long day 🙄
It's ok Chuck. Things are back on track. Just need everyone to copyt the above list - add their injuries to the total and state who they replied after and what they added.
Simples!
Collar bone - 16
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 1
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 37
Finger - 34
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 8
Knee Cap - 1
Nose - 4
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 4
spine - 1
Back - 3
Scaphoid, only bone broken so far - mrdomino thought I was being a wimp until I phoned him from A&E.
Collar bone - 16
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 39
Finger - 35
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 10
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 7
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 4
spine - 1
Back - 3
Surprised at the low nose count as three of those are mine. You lot obviously don't have a proper roadies conk.
Edit; A broken fingernail isn't to be mocked, mine split when I broke my finger in 2008 and now grows back split all the time. It's a proper pain.
Collar bone - 17
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 39
Finger - 35
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 11
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 7
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 4
spine - 1
Back - 3
collar bone - 1
ribs - 3
nose - 1
teeth( do they count?) - 2
pretty lame really, though I did rip my nose clean off and got to see down my own nostril, which was somewhat unexpected.
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 40
Finger - 35
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 11
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 7
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 4
spine - 1
Back - 3
Collar bone - 19
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 40
Finger - 35
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 11
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 7
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 6
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 2
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
Lung- collapsed it when i did my ACJ
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 41
Finger - 35
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 11
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 7
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 1
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 7
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 1
Back - 3
+ the soft tissue stuff-esp.ligament damage- that seems to take forever to repair
put me down for a hip
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 41
Finger - 35
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 11
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 7
Big Toe - 3
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 7
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 1
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 1
Back - 3
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 46
Finger - 45
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 12
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 2
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 7
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
after flatback rib x5 finger x10 (more but i stopped counting) wrist x1 (possibly the worst of the lot) nose x1 big toe x1 hand x5 (once again prob more but lost count) spine x1 (fractured c7 carrying a carpet!!!)
Accumulating is carp 'cos posts are not transactional. You should put your own injuries on and then the OP can add them up at the end.
toe - 1
Cheers Buzz, but I'll pass on that. Especially as all you can offer is a poxy broken toe.
Am I the only one who's fractured skull or did pigface do it too. In which case it's 2!!
spine x1 (fractured c7 carrying a carpet!!!)
ah yes the old [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay-shoveler_fracture ]Clay Shovellerrs Fracture[/url].. Fracture of the C7 spinous process.
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 56
Finger - 45
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 12
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 8
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Can only offer a broken collar bone but do bruises/tennis elbow/nettles etc count?
Surprised at the low nose count as three of those are mine.
Er, I added mine above (twice) and an eye socket, cheek bone and a couple of toes, but apparently my injuries aren't significant enough to count and haven't been included in the subsequent updates..! 🙄
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 56
Finger - 48
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 12
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 5
ankle - 8
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
finger x3 from hockey, it can be a very painful sport. never had a bike related injury that has stopped me for more than a week 🙂 i will break my leg now i've said that 😆
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 56
Finger - 48
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 13
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 8
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Added Broke Wrist, biking round degla all day, then came off bike within about 100yds from car!! Helmet written off too
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 56
Finger - 48
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 13
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 2
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Broke ankle walking off Ben Nevis. Thought it was just a bad sprain, hobbled back in the dark over a few hours, week later went for x ray and ankle broken in two places.
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 7
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 60
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 13
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 2
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Added hip, 4 ribs and 3 fingers. Well, the same rib twice, does that count? Only 2 of the ribs are biking injuries, all the rest are variously walking, circle pits, and poor punching technique.
Collar bone - 18
Arm - 8
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 60
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
added 1 wrist, 1 toe, 1 arm, the arm was at school doing high jump in a sand pit, the toe i stubbed on a post and the wrist i fell off a bloody great ship onto the dockside. Why dont we do stitches as well, i can give 35+ broken down as 4 in leg, 12 or so in head, the rest in a cut on my arm, none of the above injuries were caused by biking
Collar bone - 18
Arm - [b]9[/b]
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 60
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 2
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 6
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 2
Back - 3
Collar bone - 19
Arm - 10
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 82
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 3
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
Collar bone - 20
Arm - 11
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 83
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 8
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 3
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
Collar bone - 20
Arm - 11
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 83
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 9
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 3
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
thought there would be way more broken arms...
Collar bone - 21
Arm - 11
Leg - 6
Jaw - 2
Cheek Bone - 2
Rib - 83
Finger - 51
Skull - 1
Ass - 0
Wrist - 14
Knee Cap - 2
Nose - 9
Big Toe - 4
Metatarsal - 4
hip - 3
elbow - 4
pelvis - 2
wrist - 6
ankle - 9
middle toe - 3
Thumb - 4
little finger - 2
Hand - 10
SCAPHOID - 5
spine - 3
Back - 3
Added 1 very smashed up elbow....oops and a collar bone..