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Didmatt, that 951 is gorgeous!
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Road bike pron needs two things:
Butted steel frames.
Campag components.
I think this looks rather spanking. Drilled Campagnolo brake levers.
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Mountain bike pron needs to look stupid. Something like this is ideal.
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That 951 would win if it didnt have fugly wheels on it.
you can pick from either of my current very different bikes
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Dear god!!!
sweet merciful joisus... that Preston is awesome in it's complete non-sexiness!
But who am I to talk, I find my Bow-ti strangely alluring 😆
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Bit like a too-skinny supermodel isn't it?
[i]Bit like a too-skinny supermodel isn't it? [/i]
That's been in a particularly nasty car crash?
yes.
edit: Actually, after looking at it for a little while, I've realised it makes my head hurt. It's like one of those impossible drawings with water continually flowing downhill.
The Bow-ti is a bit of old 90s porn.
That 951 looks like it can take a good hard thrashing. V nice.
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psychle - Member
Didmatt, that 951 is gorgeous!
It is, then again im a sucker for most big travel bikes... just something about them!
I_Ache - Member
That 951 would win if it didnt have fugly wheels on it.
I quiet like those wheels...
shredder's white Mojo with white forks.
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/new-steed-2010-ibis-mojo-sl-wanting-build-advice-though
OK, on the MTB front I think schmiken wins so far with his pic of the old Klein.
I'm afraid that things like an On-One just don't count. For it to be bike porn it needs to be rare/exclusive/different (but also nice looking which cuts out all the Jones freak bikes). The On-One is a decent bike but it's simply a collection of mass-produced products bolted together.
Road bikes only count if they're simple and subtle - road bikes shouldn't need garish graphics and paint jobs or stupid bendy forks, they should just look fast.
[url= http://www.brianrourke.co.uk/rourke-953-mtb-frame-pi-1174.html ]this[/url]. end of.
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Congrats samuri, not a bad effort there.
sambob - that's one of the wrong-est answers ever posted on any STW thread...
sambob - that's one of the wrong-est answers ever posted on any STW thread...
I don't know... that's pretty good looking to me!?
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I think I'm going to be sick.
afraid that things like an On-One just don't count. For it to be bike porn it needs to be rare/exclusive/different (but also nice looking which cuts out all the Jones freak bikes). The On-One is a decent bike but it's simply a collection of mass-produced products bolted together.
whilst I am inclined to agree up to a point.. I think is very narrow minded.. and slightly bossy of you..
It also speaks volumes about the kind of porn that you like to watch..
Whilst I find readers wives a bit hard to stomach.. I personally prefer the girl next door look.. rather than the near perfect uber chicks that we seem to get thrust upon us.. hey... and anyone with a soul must secretly feel great about seeing a Jonesesque girl getting wild and freaky with a big happy grin on her face from time to time..
LOL!
I can see your point. Personally I wouldn't want to own any uber niche porn bikes on this thread (I don't watch porn either thanks...), I just think that to qualify as bike porn it needs to be different to the usual mass-market offerings, even if it's been lovingly custom built by the owner (as that On-One obviously had been) but I can admire the bike porn for what it is.
I'm never really bothered what someone actually rides, it's all people on bikes and that's (usually) a good thing. The whole point of bike porn is to say "ooh, that's new/different/niche/aesthetically pleasing" but then to go and ride your own bike. None of my bikes fit the description of bike porn - they're all custom builds and (to me) they're very nice but they're just bikes, no-one would look at them and go "phwoar" which is surely the whole point of bike porn?
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phwoar... how'd I forget the Mojo HD... luverly!
Bleugh! Mojo is one of the ugliest contemporary bikes IMO. A real marmite bike if ever there was one.
this would do me....
not bad self
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anything by groovy or kish
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or of course dekerf
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Something like this for me.
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Jonesesque girl getting wild and freaky with a big happy grin on her face from time to time..
Would that be like 'readers wives'?
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Nobody's got anywhere close.
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though this is my personal favourite
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cyborg pr0stitute from the future
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Whoa (falls off chair)
@aracer - nice demonstration of not getting anywhere close there, cheers.
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please please please stop putting disgusting darkside demics on here. they are [u]NOT[/u] bike porn.
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Hmmm, could think of 100 others that this thread deserves, but this springs to mind first (sans stupid saddle and brake cable):
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[i]please stop putting disgusting darkside demics on here. they are NOT bike porn.[/i]
s'funny that cause [b][u]I think[/u][/b] the thing you posted is absolutely hideous. Nice colour but that's it. But everyone has different taste so maybe you need to think about that.
Although anyone thinking a road bike is bike porn and then posts a pic with the bike in the inner ring needs to be spoken too.
But everyone has different taste
apparently very few people have [i]any[/i] taste
your all blind!
yargH!