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Oh, fireman. There's been a fire. Got it!
Eh? No, it's that he's short innit?
What has forests but no trees, mountains but no snow, and rivers but no water?
You're stuck in a room with a choice of three escapes...Behind one is a grenade linked to the door, behind another is an axe wielding maniac, behind the third is a tiger which hasn't eaten in months. Which is the door to survival?
The one with the dead tiger behind it.
njee20 - the first is "a map".
Metaphorical gold stars to you both.
A man is unable to sleep in his hotel room. He makes a phone call. The recipient doesn't answer, but upon hanging up the man is able to fall instantly asleep. Who does he ring?
Best riddle ever.
Ah, yes, the guy can't reach the button for floor 12. Got it.
The guy rings his home phone number because he's worried about being burgled
I have eyes that cannot see and a jacket you cannot wear
Poh-tayto
How many burglers would answer the freaking phone?
You are in a room with two doors. One leads to freedom, the other to instant death. There are two guards - one always tells the truth the other always lies. You are allowed to ask one guard a single question. What do you ask?
'If I ask the other guard which door is safe, what will he say?'
Then choose the other door.
You are in a room with two doors. One leads to freedom, the other to instant death. There are two guards - one always tells the truth the other always lies. You are allowed to ask one guard a single question. What do you ask?
What tyres for, etc etc.
Top marks to muzzle!
A man is unable to sleep in his hotel room. He makes a phone call. The recipient doesn't answer, but upon hanging up the man is able to fall instantly asleep. Who does he ring?
I'm sure there's a proper answer to this but it came up in a game we played once where you had to come up with an end to the story. We decided he was in the hotel because he'd ordered a hit on his wife. When he phoned her and she didn't answer he knew she was dead so he was able to sleep.
Ha, yes, I must say I've not heard that, nor the burgling answer, but must say I thought the 'proper' answer was weak.
Ha, yes, I must say I've not heard that, nor the burgling answer, but must say I thought the 'proper' answer was weak.
Someone snoring next door and he wakes them up then hangs up?
A man is looking at a portrait, and turns to a passerby and says
"brothers and sisters have i none, but that man's father, is my father's son".
a - who is the man in the portrait
b - why is the onlooker such a weirdo
DrP
a - he's looking at a portrait of his son
b - because he partakes in taekwondo and has been hit in the head a few too many times
Surely its a self-portrait?
The guy in the portrait is his son, right?
Someone snoring next door and he wakes them up then hangs up?
Well done skipper! My mother, who is a management trainer, used to 'test' me on all of these back in the day!
Pencil.
The man in the portrait is himself.
Jonathon Always.
The portrait is his son..well done!
DrP
What's the answer to the bombers riddle on page one?