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I'm bored on a train and want some brain teasers - things like the "While on my way to St Ives" and "A cowboy rides into town on Friday", rather than maths ones.

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Posted : 17/12/2015 8:09 am
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A bear leaves its lair and travels south. It finds an old abandoned hut, which it ransacks but doesn't find any food. It then travels east for an hour to its favourite resting stop and relaxes there for the afternoon. It then travels north for an hour and gets back to its lair before dark. What tyres for a pointless wandering bear?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:23 am
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Man lives in a tower block, goes out to the lift, waits for it to arrive, gets in at his floor (12), goes to the ground floor, gets out and goes about his day.

On returning, presses the lift button, waits, gets in when the doors open, presses for floor 9, gets out, walks upto the 12 th floor and goes into his flat.

Why?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:23 am
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Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?

I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

What travels around the world but stays in the corner?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:26 am
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Tower block: it's either he's a short arse or something more subtle


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:31 am
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Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

Sandra?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:41 am
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Sandra?
Just as wrong a Nunu, which a lot people say.


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:48 am
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Tower block: it's either he's a short arse or something more subtle

Yep, short arse


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:52 am
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A bike is on a set of rollers angled upwards. Do you use the same power as riding up a hill at the same angle...

Edit : bollocks, we're not allowed maths ones 🙁


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:54 am
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Fith daughter is mary.....


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 8:56 am
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its a wandering polar bear
im tall when im young...... candle?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 9:09 am
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Travelling the world - an umbrella?

A bomber in flight opens the bomb bay doors, but the bombs do not fall. Why?

(Nothing wrong with the mechanism and there are bombs)


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 9:20 am
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an umbrella?
no. Smaller than that


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 9:21 am
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What travels around the world but stays in the corner?

It's certainly not a baby.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 9:56 am
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stamp


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 9:59 am
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bomber is flying upside down


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 10:00 am
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I'm riddled as to why this is in the bike forum


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 10:34 am
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Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

Isnt that the lyrics to Saturday night by Wigfield?


 
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the daughters one is only answerable if you assume Mary is a girl


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 10:36 am
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There were three men in a boat. They had four cigarettes but no lighter. How did they manage to smoke?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 10:40 am
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DO they have any matches with them ?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 10:42 am
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they threw one cigarette out of the boat, the boat was then a cigarette lighter, and they used that?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 10:46 am
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Gold star for Lester


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 10:52 am
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why thank you, its taken 63 years to get my first gold star,
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sort of riddle i would make up and get slagged off by my mates 🙂

i woke up this morning and i had lots of gold colour small wheat disks on me, why?
actually its not a riddle its a bad joke, the answer was...... ebola cornflakes


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 10:56 am
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There are 3 cups upside down on a table

Hidden under 1 cup is a £20 note

You take a cup but don’t look underneath

One of the remaining cups is removed at random

You are given the option to either stick with your first choice or to switch cups

Should you make the switch?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:06 am
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Switch though i dont understand the maths I do know the answer 😳


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:07 am
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its the sort of riddle i would make up and get slagged off by my mates

I nicked it from a Fingathing album


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:09 am
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Switch though i dont understand the maths I do know the answer

Boo...bad form
The answer requires explanation


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:13 am
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What have I got in my pocket?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:13 am
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Dirty boy

on the cups you had a one in three on the first selection and a 50/50 on the switch? (EDIT Nah, that's bollox)


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:15 am
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Poor people have it- nothing

What have I got in my pocket- get away from me you pervert


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:15 am
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If you decide to switch cups the only way you can lose is if you picked the winning cup with your initial selection. The odds of this are 1/3 so the odds of winning if you make the switch are 1–1/3 = 2/3. So your odds improve from 1/3 to 2/3.


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:20 am
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If you decide to switch cups the only way you can lose is if you picked the winning cup with your initial selection. The odds of this are 1/3 so the odds of winning if you make the switch are 1–1/3 = 2/3. So your odds improve from 1/3 to 2/3.

Huh? What if the winning cup was the one removed?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:27 am
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only if you assume that 'removed at random' didn't mean it could have the £20 in it surely
Edit: Beaten to it


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:29 am
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Doh! said the question wrong - well spotted
That should have said....
"One of the remaining empty cups is removed"

Apologies 😳 😳 😳


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:34 am
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the cup one is the same a the Monty Hall problem - see wiki/youtube


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 11:37 am
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What Regie said, there's always a 1/2 chance once one of the incorrect ones has been removed, which is better than the 1/3 you had when you made the first decision.

In ndthornton's version you should stick, as you had a 1in3 chance, but if you swap it's I think 2 in 9 (might be 1 in 9).


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 3:26 pm
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I make it if you swap you have 2/3 chance, versus 1/3 if you stick.


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 3:30 pm
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Man and Son in a car accident, father dies son is rushed to hospital.

Upon entering the operating theatre the surgeon exclaims "that's my son"


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 3:47 pm
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It's the mother gypsumfantastic 🙂

Pertinent to STW....

Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 3:51 pm
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advice 🙂


 
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It's the mother gypsumfantastic

Top marks (or you're reading the same book as I am)

Back at you with - Advice


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 3:53 pm
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😀


 
Posted : 17/12/2015 3:56 pm
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What's the answer to the tower block riddle?


 
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