Forbidden Dreadnought.
My first thought. Anything called a Dreadnought has to win.
@finbar D.O.G.S B.O.L.X stood for I think, Design Orientated Geometry System Blending Orthogonal Load bearing Xtra light tubes. Remember reading that somewhere, many moons ago. The spotty youth in me still wants one.
*EDIT* I say "Stood for", they clearly made all that up to fit the letters, which is obvious but thought I'd get in there first.
Gentlemen of a certain era will chuckle at Dialled Bikes' titanium offering the Kobe Ti. When Mike-at-dialledbikes (used to be on here up to 6 years ago) asked what he should name the steel equivalent a very cheeky Scruff suggested "Lexington".
I always thought 'Hello Dave' was pretty good given the origin of the frames.
No Kaffenback?
I thought that was well clever, me.....
No idea @finbar, only remember the Roberts one. Oh, and the CODA one, Computer Orientated Design Application. I'd be fun at parties if I ever got invited.
I think On One do a pretty good job at naming bikes. Hello Dave as mentioned, but also Scandal, Vandal, Whippet and others.
There was a bike by Ghost (I think) called 'Violent Roadrage', which I thought was great, though I seem to remember others here thought it was needlessly provocative.
Kona Dawg, I kinda miss my scandium one, they should do an anniversary edition.
Ibis Tranny
always enjoyed swinging a leg over mine
The story behind the Uncle John is pretty funny.
Cotic BFe always brings a wry, geeky grin to my face.
Orange were good value for names before they went all po-faced about it. Patriot, Ms Isle, Clockwork, etc.
Kona Sutra
I thought Planet X's "Compo" was spot on -
"Why is it called Compo?"
"As a tribute to Last of The Summer Wine actor, Bill Owen. His character, Compo, rode around the moors of Yorkshire on a bike. That's what this bike does too."
https://www.planet-x-bikes.co.uk/old/news/compo.shtml
Forbidden Dreadnought is only £1300 direct from Forbidden in Canada...that's a heck of a price!
