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nicko74 · 2011-03-24T17:18:56Z

I saw this and had to post it - since we haven't had one for a few days, what other jokes you got? (lifted from elsewhere) Janet Street Porter walks into a bar and asks "Can I get a large aperitif?". The barman looks at her and says, "I seriously doubt it, love."

thekingisdead

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statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Posted : 25/03/2011 8:24 pm

Olly

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We call my grandfather "spider man"

he has no super powers, just struggles to get out of the bath

Posted : 25/03/2011 8:28 pm

joolsburger

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Olly that's very good.

Where do pirates shop? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgos.

We think your wife has either VD or Alzhimers
What should I do?
Drop her off somewhere in the car and if she comes home don't **** her.

Posted : 25/03/2011 8:30 pm

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