benji birthday cake

Benji’s Bonzer Birthday Bargain Thingy

by 4

When a Singletrack staff member clocks up being another year further away from being a teenager, we do a little special Singletrack merch offer.

In Sheep We trust

I have no doubt mentioned this before, but some very wise words were once conveyed to me by a two dimensional sheep on a bike. Great words, top notch wisdom, that is still true:

“Maturity is an over-reaction to reality”.

Benji might not be aware of that quote, but he is true to it. The office lights up when he arrives. Partly because he is normally accompanied by bouncy Archie The Dog, partly because of his massive cheery “hello'”, but also because of his own personal rhyming slang meets street lingo meets scat. Or lingo jingo as he’d probably say.

Benji’s Bonzer Birthday Bargain Thingy is the Hackney X Singletrack Tech shirts. I hoped to get Benji to give us a few words as to why he likes these shirts, but he is on his hols today. But he did say:

Because it’s the best jersey of all time“.

Be More Benji

Here are some things Benji has written in normal day to days comms in the internal staff chat’o’gram facility. Try and weave these into everyday conversation, and you too could be more Benji.

  • I ain’tz
  • Kewl.
  • Kewl i o
  • Rocking robins
  • uhuh. pure sex. (talking about Maxxis tyres)
  • Pure fire
  • Sh1t the funk on
  • Lit brah
  • Delay spray
  • Do it ayeeee
  • Innit
  • Lez doo eet

Hackney GT Singletrack Collab Recycle Long Sleeve Jersey

For the next few days only, you can get a pure fire tenner off these kewl long sleeve tech shirts. There is no need to use a code, but if you’re a Member make sure you are logged in to get your free postage. Do it ayeee!

Author Profile Picture
Charlie Hobbs

Merch & Marketing Manager at Singletrack

Grumpy, happy, hairy, overweight and awesome. I started riding offroad in 1978, and never stopped. I was once Charlie The Bikemonger, I invented orienBEERing, the Clunker Classic, and the Dorset Gravel Dash. I own the Bum Butter brand and I'm a co-owner of Dirt Dash Events. I also work at Singletrack, I have the self-appointed job title of "Overlord of the leftovers" and look after the merch shop, and marketing. Other interests include skateboards, surfboards, motorbikes, and cooking (I invented the Beefer Reefer).

More posts from Charlie

Viewing 4 posts - 1 through 4 (of 4 total)
  • Benji’s Bonzer Birthday Bargain Thingy
  • matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    I like Benji’s attitude.

    Full Member

    Blimey they were popular.
    Medium and large are now sold out.
    Small, XL and xxl… down to the last few.

    Full Member

    Love those jerseys 👌
    Happy birthday Benji innit.

    Full Member

    Damn, was just going to buy one as an early birthday present to myself but size has now sold out.

    Lesson learnt.

Viewing 4 posts - 1 through 4 (of 4 total)

You must be logged in to reply to this topic.