Benji's Bonzer Birthday Bargain Thingy

When a Singletrack staff member clocks up being another year further away from being a teenager, we do a little special Singletrack merch offer.

In Sheep We trust

I have no doubt mentioned this before, but some very wise words were once conveyed to me by a two dimensional sheep on a bike. Great words, top notch wisdom, that is still true:

“Maturity is an over-reaction to reality”.

Benji might not be aware of that quote, but he is true to it. The office lights up when he arrives. Partly because he is normally accompanied by bouncy Archie The Dog, partly because of his massive cheery “hello'”, but also because of his own personal rhyming slang meets street lingo meets scat. Or lingo jingo as he’d probably say.

Benji’s Bonzer Birthday Bargain Thingy is the Hackney X Singletrack Tech shirts. I hoped to get Benji to give us a few words as to why he likes these shirts, but he is on his hols today. But he did say:

“Because it’s the best jersey of all time“.

Be More Benji

Here are some things Benji has written in normal day to days comms in the internal staff chat’o’gram facility. Try and weave these into everyday conversation, and you too could be more Benji.

I ain’tz
Kewl.
Kewl i o
Rocking robins
uhuh. pure sex. (talking about Maxxis tyres)
Pure fire
Sh1t the funk on
Lit brah
Delay spray
Do it ayeeee
Innit
Lez doo eet

Pure fire

Pure sex

Hackney GT Singletrack Collab Recycle Long Sleeve Jersey

For the next few days only, you can get a pure fire tenner off these kewl long sleeve tech shirts. There is no need to use a code, but if you’re a Member make sure you are logged in to get your free postage. Do it ayeee!

Hackney GT Singletrack Collab Recycle Long Sleeve Jersey

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Join Singletrack From Only £12.501/2 Price Singletrack Offer

Use code HELLO54 when you join us as a print or digital member and your membership will be half price for the first year.

The Print+ membership where Singletrack magazine drops through your door, plus full digital access, is normally £45, now only £22.50 with the code. And a digital membership where you can read all the digital magazines is normally £25, and now £12.50 with the code.

Simply use code HELLO54 at checkout.

(New annually renewing membership only. Excludes Gift Memberships, Discount applies to first year. Cannot be used in conjunction with other offers, or when switching memberships)

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Charlie Hobbs

Merch & Marketing Manager at Singletrack

Grumpy, happy, hairy, overweight and awesome. I started riding offroad in 1978, and never stopped. I was once Charlie The Bikemonger, I invented orienBEERing, the Clunker Classic, and the Dorset Gravel Dash. I own the Bum Butter brand and I'm a co-owner of Dirt Dash Events. I also work at Singletrack, I have the self-appointed job title of "Overlord of the leftovers" and look after the merch shop, and marketing. Other interests include skateboards, surfboards, motorbikes, and cooking (I invented the Beefer Reefer).